I wanted you all to be the first to hear the joyous news that I came in 5th yesterday in a Fark photoshop--my highest ever. Whee! This honor was garnered by the following piece of quality entertainment:

That's American baseball star and repeat drug offender Darryl Strawberry snorting a huge mound of cocaine during his court proceedings. Comedy doesn't get better than that.

Mostly, I'm just trying to get you sick bastards to sign up on Fark and start photoshopping.

If gabe doesn't mind that kind of badwidth suckage on his server, I'll consider signing up.

So how does the photoshopping stuff work over there? Does the one who ranks highest get to hold the next contest, or is it just anyone who has a pic they want chopped up can post one at any time?

badwidth suckage...

Innocent typo, or freudian slip? Discuss.

Farkers submit topics and if a moderator approves then it shows up. Anyone can submit a foto, and voting is done via forms. You can vote for as many pics as you like. The winner wins: Nothing, fabulous nothing.

I saw that entry, boorite. Subtle. I think I gave it a vote.

Rather than submitting photoshopping entries, I prefer to spend my time at Fark dissing Wil Wheaton.

im registered but rarely use it

if i do use it i just whack wirthling's head on something it laugh to myself

Wil "Wesley Crusher" Wheaton OWNS your dismembered head!

Hey! Don't diss Wil! The boy had a leech stuck to his knob for pity's sake!

My dad stormed the beach at Normandy!

Your Dad's in the nuthatch up on Juniper Hill!