I wanted you all to be the first to hear the joyous news that I came in 5th yesterday in a Fark photoshop--my highest ever. Whee! This honor was garnered by the following piece of quality entertainment:
That's American baseball star and repeat drug offender Darryl Strawberry snorting a huge mound of cocaine during his court proceedings. Comedy doesn't get better than that.
Mostly, I'm just trying to get you sick bastards to sign up on Fark and start photoshopping.
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