Forum archives » Photoshop Valley » Thingy #23 - The Geekiest Pub Crawl, EVER!!!

skagg
April 4, 2002 12:45 PM

Hmmm, yes. Pubs. Well, pubs seem to have plenty of stupid names (eg the "Rabbit & Mudflap" or the timeless "Slug & Salt-Shaker") and these stupid names appear on signs, pub-signs.

So, basically come up with some of the most stupid pub signs ever. Try to include the name of the stupid pub, the stupid brewery that owns it (maybe) and some sort of stupid picture in fitting with the stupidness of it all. Stupid!

Now go!

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boorite
April 4, 2002 1:08 PM

Stupid I can do. I have stupid written all over me. My middle name is stupid. You guys are toast.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
April 4, 2002 4:01 PM

quote:
Stupid I can do. I have stupid written all over me. My middle name is stupid. You guys are toast.

We may be toast , but were not stupid toast!

AH-HA!

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deucepm
April 5, 2002 3:32 AM

Stupid!

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dcomposed
April 5, 2002 5:29 AM

I did this in paint.
psp7 wasn't working and I dont have photoshop on this computer.
It's regular file size though, i was able to open it in PSP and save it as a gif.

and a closeup on the sign.

yes, i am aware they are all the same thing.

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DexX
April 5, 2002 5:32 AM

Who was it who made that brilliant random musical genre creator page? We need a random stupid pub name creator, too. :)

I'm thinking "The Brick and Hubcap".

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dcomposed
April 5, 2002 5:47 AM

I saw on Ripley's Believe it or not (yes, i actually watch that shiz) A guy who got his tattoos and the skin they were on cut off after he died and they were preserved and are on display in an Australian pub.

and they had suptitles when the australians were talking. we dont sound that bad do we?

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fuzzyman
April 5, 2002 6:21 PM

Actually... Yes. But I have a hard time understanding from the American southeast. Of course, I'm from the northeast, and I don't think I have an accent...

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dcomposed
April 5, 2002 6:48 PM

Dear god,
Please give me the strength that it takes to make a funny entry for a photoshop contest.

Dear god,
You slack bastard, i said funny, not really really really unfunny, I could have done better by myself.

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dcomposed
April 5, 2002 6:52 PM

and if you want stupid, theres not a pub in that picture.

I liked cock and beaver more than hairy beaver.

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deucepm
April 5, 2002 7:00 PM

quote:
I liked cock and beaver more than hairy beaver.


...oh, hell, it's too easy.

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fuzzyman
April 5, 2002 7:19 PM

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wirthling
April 5, 2002 9:56 PM

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wirthling
April 5, 2002 10:46 PM

Gabe's favorite hangout...

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wirthling
April 5, 2002 11:18 PM

One more...

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NeoVid
April 6, 2002 3:17 PM

quote:
and if you want stupid, theres not a pub in that picture.

I liked cock and beaver more than hairy beaver.



Where the hell is MrSelectiveQuote?

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fuzzyman
April 6, 2002 6:28 PM

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pita
April 7, 2002 10:59 AM

quote:

Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers

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evil_d
April 7, 2002 1:31 PM

quote:
Who was it who made that brilliant random musical genre creator page? We need a random stupid pub name creator, too. :)

I'm thinking "The Brick and Hubcap".


I can take credit for the genre generator. It would be nothing to adapt it to generate pub names like "The Brick and Hubcap"; all you'd need is a list of nouns. Maybe a few adjectives. Or Irish surnames. This guy's gotten us started.

I was in a drugstore last night and I saw a tabloid bearing this headline: "KKK Skeletons Found in Titanic Life Raft". My first thought was that such a headline must have been assembled using some similar random generator program. I thought I might write one myself, but I wouldn't be the first. Here's what a quick search came up with:

http://www.tikipub.com/cgi-bin/tabloid.cgi
http://members.aol.com/jozxyqk/
http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~rmanning/cs110/program3a.html

Also, it turns out Yahoo has a whole category for Randomized Things.

P.S. -- I'd also like to express my admiration for The Fondling Vicar. I mean -- you know what I mean.

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skagg
April 8, 2002 3:16 AM

times up (even if i do wanna wait for the random pub name generator), and if we look at the scoreboard we find that i couldnt be arsed to do a picture of a seamer in a beamer to end this round so instead ill just let you know that the winner is.......

fuzzyman

quote:

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fuzzyman
April 8, 2002 3:29 AM

Oh my. I'll think of something for the next contest by tonight.

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JrnymnNate
April 8, 2002 1:28 PM

How about stuff like this?

I was wondering... how can I use PSP to remove things like people and words from a background while keeping the consistance? IE, there's someone sitting on stairs or standing outside- how do I get rid of them and look like they were never in the picture, and keep the flow of the background?

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fuzzyman
April 8, 2002 6:44 PM

I usually paste sections of the nearby areas over the hole and do a little smudging to blend it.

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skagg
April 9, 2002 6:07 AM

i normally use photoshop which has the clone feature and so i slowly (or quickly if im feeling lazy) reconstruct the area that would be behind the subject, its less smooth than smudging and so doesnt look at first glance as though something has been done

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