Ok. Here's a plea for help. I need $25,000 to pay for mummifying my dog so he can run free in the afterlife.
Just kidding. Now a buck or two doesn't sound bad, does it? I work at Keybank in Cleveland and I decided to do something worthwhile, so I'm participating in Key's Swim for Diabetes. http://www.swimfordiabetes.com/index.html What I need is some pledges. Since no one here likes me, I thought I should hit up you, my online comrades. This may be pointless since you can all just pretend you're not reading this, but it'd be great if you'd like to pitch in. I'm not really expecting anyone to toss in much.
You can either donate a lump sum, or pledge a certain amount per length (25 yards). 72 lengths = 1 mile. The max they'll let anyone do is 200. Two and a half cents a length would be $5 at most.
If you're interested you could send me cash through Paypal, or you could blow 34 cents and send me something through the mail.
I know this isn't the easiest way to donate money, but I thought I'd give it a shot. If no one's interested then maybe I'll just crap out and let the people with diabetes fend for themselves.
For anyone who donates, I'll personally make a sappy, annoying Blue Mountain webcard rife with profanity and sodomy references and send it to you.
So, anyone willing to help or am I wasting my breath? If anyone needs further info, drop me a line at firstname.lastname@example.org
Merci, mes amis.
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