Okay, here's the deal.

Our cat, Snuggles, tells me that he leads a secret life. International spy, politician, Hollywood star, cat of action... you name it, he's done it. I know this is true, because of his Secret Ninja Stealth Cat powers. If a fifteen pound cat can sneak onto your lap without you noticing, he's got Secret Ninja Stealth Cat powers.

The problem is, there's no evidence of all these marvelous things Snuggles does when he sneaks out of the house when we're at work. So, of course, my wife doesn't believe us.

Your mission... manufacture some photographic evidence of Snuggle's many exploits. I've provided a number of angles for you to work with.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Snuggles beat out dozens of other cats for the role of Bill Shatner's toupee in "Star Trek XXVII: The Search for Rogaine."

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

And here is Snuggles in a less dignified role.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Photoshoping is fun

I'm sorry to inform you that your cat was hanging around the New Haven Nucular Power Plant. He became...

Dick Snuggle... a new children's series.

Sounds more like a gay porn video...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Super Snuggles Scores a Snack...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Looks like Snuggles scored in a different way...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Sounds more like a gay porn video...

Don't let your cat out

It seems like he's searching for his former master...

You've been hanging out at Fark, I see...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

is it that obvious?

must have been the domokun

And the "Memento" shot.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Snuggles is Heather Nova's prized axe when she's on tour.

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[img]http://photo.msn.s8.com/MS8zLzEwNTIwMTk4NjQvMS80MDE3LzE1NS8zMi9yZmM1RHUxZU9fZzNxRnk0RkFEdjB3/46b435275f6d18e45188099d0587305d/clbk=HcZNnT9kkUh6!cx8ceVWZpdc4adQXMF7dxfRN8fxUJ20XRZVw0NDoYaVMU251evB

Oh, I forgot to mention... this one will end sometime Thursday night.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

grrr... for some reason I'm having a problem with selection lines now. How do I get rid of these!?

Now that your cat is a big time internet celeb, he hangs out with other internet stars... well just one right now.
This pic blows because of that problem.

I personaly would stay away from the cat. You never know...

Looks like you might have anti-aliasing turned on for the selections.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

ah... you're right. Thanks.

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Snuggles beat out dozens of other cats for the role of Bill Shatner's toupee in "Star Trek XXVII: The Search for Rogaine."

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Playing with favorites...

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'm glad that you had to look very closely at that photo while you edited it.

Hmmm...I could have sworn boorite was a tallywhacker a minute ago...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I wish I had judged this before billing's entry. If I could give demerits, I would.

Bad, Billings! *WHACK* Bad!

Lots of great entries here... Blew_Crabs gets an honorable mention for his Heather Nova entry.

But the winner must be...

wirthling does not always suck

Congratulations. I thank you. Snuggles thanks you.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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I wish I had judged this before billing's entry. If I could give demerits, I would.

Bad, Billings! *WHACK* Bad!

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Hey, I finally won one. Woohoo.

I'll have a new contest up in an hour or two if I can stay awake.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."