Topic: Where are they now or where will they be then?

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to either take a celebrity from the recent past or present and depict his or her current humiliating predicament or take a present celebrity and show what horrible fate awaits him or her in the future.

Extra points may be awarded for making fun of current/former Star Trek actors, especially Wil Wheaton. (I'll email it to him if it's particularly brutal and funny.)

For those stumped for ideas, you may also earn extra points by taking this depilated shatner pic and making him look as ridiculous as possible:

The contest will end Monday night at midnightish.

It was hard work, but I made him look pretty damn goofy. What do I win?

This is NOT MINE... but I thought you should see it...

It's by "DocEvil" over at something awful...

Now my turn...

The first batch...

In a last-ditch effort to regain his former glory, Bill Shatner speaks at the UN...

I always like Mr Rodger's show, but the mailman and the pupets drove me insane...

Remember that dumb kid Rocky had? Well, who better to play his part in Rocky 6 but...

This one I wanted to do better, but there wern't alot of images for Worf, Riker, and Troi, so I settled on this. It's crap.

"Dance, you naughty little monkey! Dance! DAAAAANCE!!!"

(Incidentally, do you guys have any idea how hard it is to find a picture of an organ grinder and a monkey, of editable quality? Took me literally five times longer to find the pics than it did to edit them.)

Hellooooo...? Where are all the other entries, guys?

It only occured to me as I was saving the final image that the light could be interpreted as reflecting off Shatner's head...

hey! thats not right.

The series goes
2001
2010
2061
3001

They've already made 2001 and 2010, so this one would technicaly be 2061.

just so you know... ::sigh:: im such a geek.

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darn it, I didn't realize when I messed with the hues I inadverantly made the erasures over the old text evident. I hope I get a chance to change it before the contest is over.

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No, you are an idiot. The theme of the contest is "where are they now?" and the 2002, though obviously reminiscent of 2001, is meant to be right now, this year, as in "right now, William Shatner is fucking bald".

Your slow thought processes are extraordinarily infuriating at times, you know...

I mean, honestly thinking I don't know the movie is "2001" for fuck's sake... Use your head, boy! Why didn't you go all the way and point out that the title is "A Space Odyssey" and not "A Scalp Odyssey"?

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In the year 2003 William Shatner will become a gangster rapper. He shall dub himself MC Clitlicker2000! He will immediately call out rapper Jay-Z single handely restarting the EAST COAST-WEST COAST RAP WARS. Shatner will then be gunned down outside of the local bakery where he buys his small pasteries. His posse will put out a compilation CD titled "Shatner, why do the good die buying pasteries?" The CD will flop and Shatner's grave will be looted by an eager Leonard Nimoy who is looking to make a quick buck by selling Shatners corpse on E-Bay. The corpse will then be bought by one Gabe Billings who shall procede to make sweet love to it everynight before *MASH* comes on television.

So I give you Gangsta Shatner...............

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No, you are an idiot. The theme of the contest is "where are they now?" and the 2002, though obviously reminiscent of 2001, is meant to be right now, this year, as in "right now, William Shatner is fucking bald".

Your slow thought processes are extraordinarily infuriating at times, you know...

I mean, honestly thinking I don't know the movie is "2001" for fuck's sake... Use your head, boy! Why didn't you go all the way and point out that the title is "A Space Odyssey" and not "A Scalp Odyssey"?

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Jeez dexx, I mean, you use a simmaler title, show the Jupiter 1, and say it's "2002". The only course of action my mind can take is to say "Oh, he's making a sequel to 2001. They did that already!". Then you call me a idiot and say my thought process is slow... perhaps it's just different from fauzzie logic.

Am I the one at fault here(ie, an idiot? Didn't anyone else think it was a sequal?

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help... please... i thought

nate, you didnt have a point

or not a good one anyway

dexx used 2001 for the basis of his entry therefore his entry must be a sequel to 2001? how the fuck is that logical? serously now, i dont get it

the best i could be bothered with

I don't get it, skagg, but I like it.

*cheesy intro music*

"Where are they now? Tonight we talk to former Star Trek captain William Shatner in his new career as... uh... what the fuck? It says here in the script that he's a penguin? Is this a typo?"

William Shatner reveals himself to be Sathya Sai Baba.

I thought you must have coloured the hands, then I saw they were originally that colour.

Is it possible to overdose on tan-in-a-can?

Ha!

http://www.wilwheaton.net

So I'm reading Wil's site, and I'm looking at his FAQ. There's a Stand By Me portion, and one of the questions is, 'Do you still keep in touch with the other guys from the movie?'

His answer:
Not really. River is dead, Jerry is like a multi-millionaire movie star, so we live in different worlds, and Corey is...well...Corey.

I was curious as to who Jerry was, so I peeked at IMDB and found out that he's Jerry O'Connell. I didn't place the name 'till I looked at his pics. Wow! He's Vern, the fat kid!

Who would have thunk it?

Oops. Almost forgot the deadline. OK, so I did forget the deadline. Bite me.

I almost gave it to DexX for the superior technical merit of "2002: A Scalp Odyssey" (that glow on Shatner's dome is spectacular!). Mad props (I'm so down) to Spankling, as well, for presenting the most realistic future scenario (or is Marina Sirtis already following in Nichelle Nichols' footsteps?). Crabby also gets a few bonus points for originality.

Nevertheless, I'm going to have to pick Blew_Crabs for depicting Celine Dion the way I want to see her (apart from showing the aftermath of her decision--that would have been even better).

Take it away, my Delmarvian neighbor...

OK, it appears that I have now successfully killed off the Comic Cup, the Mystery Cup, and now the photoshopping contests. I can't decide if I want to take on the Tag Team Cup or the venerable Comic Contest next.

yikes! Celine Dion took it home for me?! ...and Debbie Reynolds?!

hew!

I'm taking all stripcreators to an evening of craps at Celine's new casino when, and if it opens! Of course, you young'uns can't get into such a cool establishment without being of age but, hey, your loss for being born so late.

Um... ten minutes and I'll pull a contest out of my ass. hmmm, Delmarva, hmmm... chicken... scraple.... George Thoroughgoood... I'll think of something....

Vatican guards were my idea...