Show Gabe Billings being handy around his new home-- caring for the lawn and garden, adding on to the abbatoir, shingling the shithouse, eating a huge fucking bag of fried pork rinds, or whatever it is you think he does. The picture needn't be flattering, if you get my drift.

Gabe, you can't do yourself. You have to do me or Wirthling.

Not that anyone needs reminding, but please allow me to mention the comedic principle here embodied:

Judgement on like Sunday sometime.

God damn it, he took all his source material (pics of himself) offline. That will make it challenging.

* dies *

Inspired by DexX, the reassembly task leapt out at me. Perhaps a better photoshopper can take it on ...

That's pretty good Kaufman, apart from the head floating off the body mistake, unless that was done on purpose? If so it's absolutly brilliant.

No, it was intentional. With the nail oriented as it is, it couldn't possibly be attached yet.

Gabe is just going at it a wee bit crudely :-)

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There's a joke in there somewhere. Damned if I could find it tonight.

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you can't do yourself. You have to do me or Wirthling.

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Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Lara, had I been drinking milk, I would have been kicked out of college for ruining their keyboard (and for drinking milk in class), you fucking rule!

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Shit, no one's joining this piece of fuck of a contest.

Thanks a million, Billings.

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Gabe discovers the hard way about the dangers of badly-packed cupboards...

...that was supposed to be a clever visual gag, with Gabe's head crushed with a bowling ball supposedly closely resembling the bearded explodingdog guy above. If it had worked, it would have been hilarious, I'm sure...

All several of these were great. For sheer iconic wahoo, it was hard to beat DexX's photorealistic composite of Gabe and the Exploding Dog guy-- almost impossible, as Kajun would say. But leave it to Kaufman to do the almost impossible:

Do you know how many have waited how long for that image? I even like the sick green penumbra that envelops the figures. It's as if Gabe's house has a serious radon problem. If a cheerier thought exists, I would like to hear it.

Take it away, Kaufman.