Legolas looks mighty cute in them jeans.

You know, I posted that and then thought, I'll bet kaufman already made that pun in the actual contest.

I was right.

Grmf.

Kaufman's pun was a stormer, "Elvis has built the left wing", pure silk in a glass.

Oops. I forgot that this forum stacks the threads in the order they started instead of in the order of last msg posted. So I'm upstaging the contest.

I suck.

Brad, please delete this thread and throw me into an active volcano.

Brad, please don't do that. Instead, please have boorite washed and perfumed, and brought to my private rooms.

I'm feeling decadent!

Compromise, Brad. Make Boo blow DexX until he goes off like a volcano.

...but Spanks, I always go off like a volcano.

The problem is that the sex beforehand is as slow as tectonic movement...

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POST NUMBER 12345!

Finally, a thread that I can secretly admit my lustful admiration for Sycess without anyone ever knowing.

Ever.

I wouldn't be so sure.

What'll you pay us not to tell Scyess?

Or for that matter, to tell not_Scyess?

Well, I already know.

Hey, if people are being paid for their silence around here, I want in.

Wirthling's been posting his secret hatred towards Canadians over in CC13 for months now.