Heres a great commercial for a new product.
"Are you fed up with newbies coming into the Comic Competition Forums and screwing up YOUR best laid plans? Well , help is at hand with all new NEWBIEGONE. Thats right folks. Just load up the NEWBIEGONE with buckshot and let its 12 gauge pump action do the rest. Its so simple , you just point and click. Even Microsoft products cant do that."
Disclaimer : Newbiegone is a fictitious product . KKP Promotions take no responsibility for SC.com regulars executing newbies with Shotguns.
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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"