Now that we've fessed up to our worst strips ever, here's my most truly autobiographical. Spill your guts, you cockspanks.

Memm-reeeeez by boorite 4-02-01

Boorite bumps into the ex-wife Has it really been five years? Yep. I still dream about you all the time. So I guess you never got over me. I also dream about my 1974 Plymouth Valiant. Wow, that must have been some car. It was a piece of shit.

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Right. That's when you phone in with "the flu."

I get "the flu" about 700 times a year.

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It feels so good to be so bad by ObiJo 2-08-01

Sweety, I said I was sorry. I just got carried away in the heat of the moment. I can't believe you did that to me! I've told you a hundred times I don't like it in the butt! Son, would you come out from under the bed? Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...

I'm the one under the bed.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Ok, not really. But I haven't done alot of autobiographical comics since, quite frankly, I don't want you people to know anything about me. You scare me.

But I guess this next one is closest since it was right before I moved a couple of months ago:

Busted flat in Baton Rouge... by ObiJo 2-19-01

So, you're moving cross country, huh? From sea to shining sea. Boy, what a hassle. The packing, moving, unpacking. Hoping you don't break something. Hoping you didn't throw anything out accidentally. What a bear. Yeah, but that's not what worries me though. What does? Extradition laws.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Mating Calls Gone Wrong by balan 3-29-01

woof! You're cute, want to go home with me? My husband's there, but he and I play around. We could show a cute cub like you a good time! oh god... Don't you think you should ask someone their name before inviting them back to your house? You were really cute til you started talking. Trust me, the feeling is way past mutal.

Twisted by gabe_billings 2-23-01

I'm bored. We could dress up like Sesame Street characters and then go hang out on the playground and beat up little kids. We did that yesterday. So? Hmm.... good point. I got dibs on Elmo.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Eep. This one's even more me...

Samuel Beckett? by gabe_billings 2-27-01

What's up? I'm trying to understand all these Beckett references in the Lowpass strips. Something about Nell and Negg in dustbins... Ahh... Don't waste your time. That highbrow literature is too uppity for us. We need some good dumb readin'. Really? I don't need to try to understand Joyce, Austen and the rest of those twits? Fuck no. Let's head back to my place. I've got the latest Tom Clancy and Harry Potter number 4. Hot damn. I'll bring the Spaghettios.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

These are probably my most autobiographical strips. I wont be on much this summer since I work, like, 7 days a week, but I know I'll find to time to make more comics. Addiction is a powerful thing. :- )

Number 1: I sometimes overdo it at parties.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Number 2: I have had the odd difficulty with electrics at shows. (Like when I took out three dimmers doing a Temptations/Four Tops gig in the 80's)

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

And....

Number 3: This is a perfect snapshot of my old buddy Joe. I wonder what ever happened to him?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=2301

The epic is over, but at what cost? by DexX 1-20-01

Melbourne, Australia Heya DexX! Are you OK? You're looking a bit... well... insane. Sunday, 21st January, 2001 What's the problem? You look like you're on a really bad trip... 3:30am Come to think of it... this isn't your usual self-representative graphic. Aren't you normally boozer from When I Grow Up? Finished... reading... all... twenty... three... hundred... strips... brain... is... convulsing...

...followed by 2302 and 2303.

That epic effort is only 10% of the total number of strips these days. How depressing.

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Unfortunately for me, this is my most autobiographical. And I'd been waiting all night for that dance too...

#49 - Stick to Coke Next Time by MatthewEastaugh 3-25-01

7:39pm - Zero drinks. Do you want to dance later then? Yeah, why not? 8:41pm - Three drinks. Ahr you still sure you wanna darnce, loike? Erm, maybe. 11:34pm - Eight drinks. Slooow soing! Yah! Toooime fah a... ang oorn...? Blimey, look at the time. See ya later!

Oh, and hello there! I'm new, English, and make rubbish comics when I should be revising for my exams. Good evening.

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

Ah, a Brit. Where'd I stash all those boiled meat jokes?

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What's boiled meat?

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

It's our stereotype of English cooking.

Hell, it's Britannica's, too. See this recipe for boiled beef and carrots, "a truly traditional Cockney dish."

http://www.britannia.com/cooking/recipes/boiledbeef.html

The meta description for this says "Explore and discover the joys of English cooking."

When you have to go to a reference source to explain a slur, it's just not working. So I guess I have no recourse but friendliness. Welcome.

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Ello there. :-)

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Sneaky Brit. That was a joke, wasn't it? Didn't hit me til I got home. You and your damned subtlety.

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Brits aren't subtle. Americans are like sledgehammers. There's a difference.

Erm.. don't take that the wrong way. You're very nice sledgehammers. Honest.

Damn, can't dig myself out of this one. See ya.

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

Oh, yeah! Well we sledgehammers dug your ass out of WW2! If it wasn't for us, you'd all be eating sausages and drinking the world's finest beers! And another thing, the game where you kick the ball on the ground is called SOCCER, the one that uses a pig skin and scores touchdowns is FOOTBALL! Got it?!

Wait a minute, I'm not patriotic. Please disregard this post and send me an Arsenal hat. Thanks.

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I like sausages. Beer is good. Our football came first, thanks. Arsenal are crap. Bye bye.

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Greetings from Idaho...

How to tell Limeys from Yanks #1... by wirthling 1-30-01

What's the name of the sport where a bunch of skinny guys run around a huge field for an hour trying to kick a spherical ball into a goal? Football. Go Manchester United! Cheerio! Soccer. I think my boy plays that stupid game at his school. My wife won't let the little pansy play REAL football... What's the best rock 'n' roll band? Radiohead or Oasis. I can't decide which - they're both bloody good... Aerosmith! Dude! What's the name of the country that borders the U.S. to the North? Canada. Right agreeable place, except that they don't play quite enough football, if you ask me... Ummm...Montana?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

If you provide me with a non-crap SOCCER team name, I'll be sure to use it for my pseudo-hip cultural reference next time.
Idaho, now that's right below Montana isn't it? Militia men in Montana, aren't there? Avid comic readers in Montana too, right? Be afraid.

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Norwich City FC. They're brilliant. Use them.

Muhahahahahahaha.

Whoops, sorry.

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Americans are like sledgehammers.

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That's what SHE said.

(There's an example of American subtlety.)

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Norwich is crap, ManU(re) is utter crap with money and the West Bromwich Albions should be shot. Go with the Liverpool Reds or, if you must go Black Country, Wolverhampton. And it's not really boiled, it's cooked into a coma. Rather good. Like pot roast.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.