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gabe_billings April 18, 2001 6:55 PM	A friend gave me a copy of Poser 4. It's like Bryce but for people. A super high-tech Barbie doll. I wanted to make my first pose of two people going at it, but it's late and I'm tired. So here is my first masterpiece... I call it, 'Hey, wirthling, this is for you!'.
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wirthling April 18, 2001 8:57 PM	I am honored that you find me to be an inspiration. Crackspackler.
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Jael April 19, 2001 8:35 AM	can you make one of me actually writing a funny strip? ;)
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gabe_billings April 19, 2001 9:09 AM	Sure. Do you mind if you're nude and riding a dolphin?
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DexX April 19, 2001 9:34 AM	quote: Sure. Do you mind if you're nude and riding a dolphin? ...and shaved - poser can't do pubic hair.
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DragonXero April 19, 2001 10:09 AM	Damn the luck... I call for a plugin!!
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Jael April 19, 2001 11:27 AM	as long as I'm writing a funny comic..with screams of joy from the regulars in the background. I don't care how it looks!
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Jael April 19, 2001 11:28 AM	brain clicking and realizing this is Gabe she's telling this to... umm....on second thought. No farm animals, or Sodomizer5000's or wirthlings involved please!
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gabe_billings April 19, 2001 11:34 AM	quote: quote: Sure. Do you mind if you're nude and riding a dolphin? ...and shaved - poser can't do pubic hair. Maybe it can't, but it can do schlongs. And there's always Photoshop to add in hair where we need it.
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ObiJo April 19, 2001 11:43 AM	12759
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Jael April 20, 2001 6:47 AM	hehehe...this was DexX's work!
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BigEvilDan April 20, 2001 10:27 AM	Wow, DexX! That red X is amazing!
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gabe_billings April 20, 2001 10:58 AM	I'm especially fond of the 'embossed' look. DexX's shading abilities are magnificent.
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ObiJo April 20, 2001 10:59 AM	quote: Wow, DexX! That red X is amazing! The weird part is I see the x too, but then when I open the pic in another browser and refresh the forum page, I see the pic. List that one under, "Useless Information."
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DragonXero April 20, 2001 11:55 AM	Why do I get the feeling that if Johnny ever gets off his lazy ass to put that up, the first comic made with her character will have the words "As if" "Whatever" or "Talk to the hand" in it?
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DragonXero April 20, 2001 12:05 PM	I also cannot look at the word "crackspackler" without at least chuckling out loud. Almost as funny as the first time I saw the word "dick-snot".
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Jael April 20, 2001 1:20 PM	hey it was working in the preview!! stoopid thing. http://www.geocities.com/kbmgrafix/Jael1.gif
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ObiJo April 20, 2001 2:16 PM	quote: I also cannot look at the word "crackspackler" without at least chuckling out loud. Almost as funny as the first time I saw the word "dick-snot". Call me old fashioned, but I still like cockspangler. That one is now a solid part of my vocabulary. Which one of you came up with that anyway? A blessing on your household.
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DragonXero April 20, 2001 2:56 PM	Most of the words I find humorous can't be said on public TV.
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gabe_billings April 20, 2001 3:31 PM	Does this one work?
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DragonXero April 20, 2001 3:59 PM	Yeah, way to go, ostracize the only female here. Make her feel like crap! "Oh, she can't post pictures, but I can!" I should post a poorly-drawn cartoon of you doing unspeakable things with woodland creatures!
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gabe_billings April 20, 2001 4:59 PM	Hey, if you've got some, I'd love to buy them. Here's my pic of Jael...
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ObiJo April 20, 2001 6:07 PM	What the hell kind of dolphin is that? It's like Dreggo, King of the Dolphins. It's the size of a frickin great white. And what's that on top of the.......nevermind, great pic, Print Screen, later.
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Jael April 20, 2001 7:16 PM	falls out of her freaking chair! Of course the first thing that drew my eye was the snout. Hrm...in this crazy world I bet there IS some freak who actually molested dolphin noses! I'm gonna call sea world for a job as a ring trainer tomorrow! okay that was sick!
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Jael April 20, 2001 7:20 PM	quote: Yeah, way to go, ostracize the only female here. Make her feel like crap! "Oh, she can't post pictures, but I can!" I should post a poorly-drawn cartoon of you doing unspeakable things with woodland creatures! I don't feel ostracized at all. I'm happy that you men can feel all manly like by doing that sort of thing. Well, that and mowing the lawn and changing the oil.
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DragonXero April 21, 2001 3:45 AM	Ah, finally, a woman who doesn't feel threatened by a guy who opens doors for her... You're rare these days.
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boorite April 21, 2001 10:22 AM	quote: Hrm...in this crazy world I bet there IS some freak who actually molested dolphin noses! Close... http://www.dolphinsex.org/
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Jael April 21, 2001 8:56 PM	that..is... I can't even type anymore
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DragonXero April 23, 2001 3:42 AM	Me too, I think I could manage to make a little storage depo if you could maybe upload it, Gabe ;) By the way... that picture you made makes me want her. The dolphin IS a she, right?
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Jael April 23, 2001 4:59 AM	quote: Me too, I think I could manage to make a little storage depo if you could maybe upload it, Gabe ;) By the way... that picture you made makes me want her. The dolphin IS a she, right? Oh great just my luck! I get passed over for a dolphin!! It's official..I have no life! lol If you guys don't mind, I'm going to go hang myself in one of those non-dolphin free tuna nets!
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DragonXero April 23, 2001 3:21 PM	I was kidding BTW Jael ;)
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Jael April 24, 2001 6:34 AM	quote: I was kidding BTW Jael ;) heheh I know ;) I just felt like feeling oppressed or something.
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DragonXero April 24, 2001 6:53 AM	I could "press" you, if you know what I mean ;)
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Jael April 24, 2001 11:58 AM	quote: I could "press" you, if you know what I mean ;) Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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gabe_billings April 24, 2001 2:16 PM	"Could you tell me how this happened?" "Well doc, it's like this. I was just jerkin' off this dolphin, not botherin' nobody, when he came in my eye and knocked my damn eyeball right out of the fuckin' socket! Hurt like the blazes. It's a good thing I didn't let him cornhole me."
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boorite April 24, 2001 2:39 PM	quote: "Could you tell me how this happened?" "Well doc, it's like this. I was just jerkin' off this dolphin, not botherin' nobody, when he came in my eye and knocked my damn eyeball right out of the fuckin' socket! Hurt like the blazes. It's a good thing I didn't let him cornhole me." Perotonitis.
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DragonXero April 24, 2001 3:01 PM	And then Tobor came and all was good. Well, except the cornholing. Tobor doesn't know of "KY".
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DexX
April 25, 2001 10:18 AM

quote:
And then Tobor came and all was good.
Well, except the cornholing.
Tobor doesn't know of "KY".

[tobor]What is this "lube" you speak of?[/tobor]

Oh, a classical reference for you....

Excerpt from The Bumcrammer of Venice by William Shakespeare, Act 1, Scene 5:

Enter TOBOR
TOB - Yea, thy rectum shall take my shaft,
Deeply shall it delve within
Your forbidden rear entrance.
Thy screams are as music to mine ear
And, if music be the food of love,
I, Tobor, shall cornhole you.

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Jael April 25, 2001 10:50 AM	I see one of those new "island" retreat activities on the horizon...."Hi-Velocity Dolphin Propulsion!" "Fly through the sea like Aquaman and Flipper" "be one with nature, bond with the dolphins!" $150 USD Somehow I doubt Letterman would allow this on stupid pet tricks.
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DragonXero April 25, 2001 12:23 PM	Hey Jael, I think Tobor wants to "know" you, in the biblical sense.
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Jael April 25, 2001 12:35 PM	quote: Hey Jael, I think Tobor wants to "know" you, in the biblical sense. He better have three speeds, low, medium, and "who needs a man!" That's all I have to say about that. Well,that and the smell of WD40 isn't really sexy.
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DragonXero April 25, 2001 1:21 PM	Skwee!
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DexX
April 26, 2001 7:09 AM

quote:
He better have three speeds, low, medium, and "who needs a man!" That's all I have to say about that. Well,that and the smell of WD40 isn't really sexy.

...so if a completely strange robot suddenly gives you a severe cornholing, that's WD40(tm).

DexX prays silently that Impulse women's body spray is an international brand, and it has the same advertising slogan all over the world, cuz if it isn't, and doesn't, then that perfectly good joke was just wasted on an unappreciative audience.

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Jael April 26, 2001 7:56 AM	quote: I think you lost us. Well, at least me. But of course I live in the Midwest US, where culture comes last to stay for way too long after it's out (how else can you explain the large occurence of mullets here?). Don't worry, DexX lost me on that too.
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DexX
April 26, 2001 9:04 AM

Impulse is a women's body spray (the bastard offspring of a perfume and a deodorant) marketed in Australia with the slogan "...so if a complete stranger suddenly gives you flowers, that's Impulse(tm)."

The TV ads all involved some woman TV-nude (ie. nude, but with only inoffensive skin showing) spraying herself with enough aerosol to punch a hole in the ozone layer the size of Antarctica, then walking down the street, only to be pursued by some GQ cover boy who shyly gives her some flowers (usually after stealing them or picking them from someone's garden).

Believe me - all the Aussies who read that gag will be pissing themselves with laughter.

Seriously.

No, I said seriously.

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bunnerabb April 26, 2001 12:05 PM	Man.... I thought I needed time out of the house.
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DexX April 27, 2001 8:51 AM	quote: Man.... I thought I needed time out of the house. You do... I've been sitting here watching the streaming online feed of that voyeur cam in your bedroom wall for days now, and you're always in, more often than not rolling around naked on your bed, rubbing graph paper all over your body. You really should change those sheets, too.
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ObiJo April 27, 2001 1:36 PM	quote: You really should change those sheets, too. Double meaning. Hahaha. I'm not usually demonstrative in my praise, but we engineers love graph paper gags.
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