Okay, off it kicks...

Expect this to run pretty slowly, as it always takes time to find good source pics. Each person in the list will have an official time limit of 48 hours from the time stamp on the previous contributor's posting, but an unofficial limit of 24 hours. After 24, everyone has the right to whine about how slow the next person on the list is.

Just to reiterate - we're not adding to one big photoshop thing. It's a fun idea, but such an image would get hopelessly cluttered after only three or four contributions. When someone posts their photo edit, they must also post the new source pic they used for a large proportion of it. The next person takes that source pic, finds a new source pic, and makes a new original edit, posting both it and their new source to this thread for the next person to use. That said, if you can incorporate pieces of previous relay images into your edit without compromising its quality, that would be cool. Don't feel obliged, though - a cluttered photo edit is rarely funny.

This thing is pretty informal. If someone misses their turn - either doesn't post in time or states (like skagg) that they might not be around when their turn comes up, that's fine. You can be put into a new position on the list when you get back. Please, though, don't have your turn out of the list order unless it has been okay'd first. We don't want someone spending an hour or two on an edit, coming back to post it, only to find that someone has stolen their turn and has already posted an image.

Enough blahblahblah from me, here we go...

I love my 3D Tobor... can you tell? ...and you all thought I'd be kicking off with a shark...

...and the original I used for the background...

1. DexX <- done
2. > dcomposed < You're up!
3. JrnymnNate
4. skagg
5. Drexle
6. Kajun Firefly
7. Big Evil Dan
8. kaufman
9. TheElPaso
10. ObiJo
11. Fuzzyman
12. wirthling
13. the_rew
14. crabby
15.

I know it's not very good but i searched for hours and couldn't find any scared little japenes people.

heres the source from the plane (wich i only included to get a decent source pic)....

1. DexX <- done
2. dcomposed <- done
3. JrnymnNate <- crank it up, fucker.
4. skagg
5. Drexle
6. Kajun Firefly
7. Big Evil Dan
8. kaufman
9. TheElPaso
10. ObiJo
11. Fuzzyman
12. wirthling
13. the_rew
14. crappy
15.

1. DexX <- done
2. dcomposed <- done
3. JrnymnNate <- crank it up, fucker.
4. skagg
5. Drexle
6. Kajun Firefly
7. Big Evil Dan
8. kaufman
9. TheElPaso
10. ObiJo
11. Fuzzyman
12. wirthling
13. the_rew
14. crappy
15. k_v_k
16.

Alas, I cant see naught what I need for my thingy.

In other words I can only see dcomposed's plane and half of dexx's wtc balcony.
I half to finish my math year today, the pic'll be in later on(unless I get hit with a case of procrastination).

dcomposed's Godzilla pic only seems to half load for me, which is strange.

Er... I'm ashamed of myself.

The source:

Looking back I should have done it backwards... put the Discovery over the grass... bah whatever. It's hard to make these funny.

skip me

then fact me till i fart

ill let you guys know when i can rejoin and you can just fit me in from there

1. DexX <- done
2. dcomposed <- done
3. JrnymnNate <- done
4. skagg <- postponed
5. > Drexle < You're up!
6. Kajun Firefly
7. Big Evil Dan
8. kaufman
9. TheElPaso
10. ObiJo
11. Fuzzyman
12. wirthling
13. the_rew
14. crappy
15. k_v_k
16.

And here is the source pic for the background.

Just to make it all official-like...

1. DexX <- done
2. dcomposed <- done
3. JrnymnNate <- done
4. skagg <- postponed
5. Drexle <- put that bitch on ice
6. > Kajun Firefly < -- Put down the weed, and get to work!
7. Big Evil Dan
8. kaufman
9. TheElPaso
10. ObiJo
11. Fuzzyman
12. wirthling
13. the_rew
14. crappy
15. k_v_k
16.

Sorry, I couldn't think of much to do, the dancers were quite blurred and small, I just thought that Pierluigi Collina would brighten up this contest a bit, he's photoshop GOLD!

Original:

1. DexX <- done
2. dcomposed <- done
3. JrnymnNate <- done
4. skagg <- postponed
5. Drexle <- put that bitch on ice
6. Kajun Firefly < - Had Drexle's momma
7. > Big Evil Dan < -- Go, you Canadian bastard, go!
8. kaufman
9. TheElPaso
10. ObiJo
11. Fuzzyman
12. wirthling
13. the_rew
14. crappy
15. k_v_k
16.

Original:

1. DexX <- done
2. dcomposed <- done
3. JrnymnNate <- done
4. skagg <- postponed
5. Drexle <- put that bitch on ice
6. Kajun Firefly < - Had Drexle's momma
7. Big Evil Dan < - done
8. kaufman < - YOUR TURN
9. TheElPaso
10. ObiJo
11. Fuzzyman
12. wirthling
13. the_rew
14. crappy
15. k_v_k
16.

quote:

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Original:

1. DexX <- done
2. dcomposed <- done
3. JrnymnNate <- done
4. skagg <- postponed
5. Drexle <- put that bitch on ice
6. Kajun Firefly < - Had Drexle's momma
7. Big Evil Dan < - done
8. kaufman < - sorry about the hamster
9. TheElPaso < - On your back, artist!
10. ObiJo
11. Fuzzyman
12. wirthling
13. the_rew
14. crappy
15. k_v_k
16.

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If you can't see this, the address is http://nothinggood.8m.com/the_real_sistene_chapel.jpg .

Original, left for Obi on purpose:

1. DexX <- done
2. dcomposed <- done
3. JrnymnNate <- done
4. skagg <- postponed
5. Drexle <- put that bitch on ice
6. Kajun Firefly < - Had Drexle's momma
7. Big Evil Dan < - done
8. kaufman < - sorry about the hamster
9. TheElPaso < - paid for the new hamster
10. Fatso < - MAKE US SOME CHEESE SANDWICHES!
11. Fuzzyman
12. wirthling
13. the_rew
14. crappy
15. k_v_k
16.

Dear God in heaven, looking at that obese woman makes me think of Tetsuo at the end of the anime movie Akira.

Guuhhh-aaahh.... KANEEEEEIIIDAAAA!!!!

God, I adore that film...

If you ever get the opportunity to catch it on the big screen, do so. I saw it many times on video before getting the chance to see it on the big screen... wow... It's a whole new movie, it really is. I've since seen it a second time in a cinema, and I was just as enthralled by it all over again. It is truly one of the all-time great animated films, from any country.

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God, I adore that film...

If you ever get the opportunity to catch it on the big screen, do so.....

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I really had a good idea for that fine little beauty, but just don't have time to do it since I leave for vegas tomorrow morning, and still haven't packed. Maybe I'll do it just for fun when I get back.

1. DexXtrous <- gone but not forgotten
2. dcompost <- bringer of cheese
3. Journey <- lender of insight
4. scrag <- truly the product of eugenics
5. Axle Foley <- First Foley to walk upright
6. Creole Waterwalk < - A Manly Gay
7. Big Evil Dandruff < - Enjoys sniffing buttermilk
8. kafka < - Sometimes kills prostitutes
9. TheElfAsshole < - Can talk through his nose
10. great famous fat bastard < - A true leader among men
11. Fuzzy Navel < - About to photoshop his future wife
12. wirthling - like the vacuum of space, sucks
13. the_reumatoid arthritis - makes my ass itch
14. crabtree - scratches my itchy ass
15. Rain Man - scratches my itchy ass scratcher
16.

Sorry for the delay. Upgraded my hardware today and had to roll back due to Windows XP unhappiness. I'll have something for you shortly.

and the original...

1. DexX <- done
2. dcomposed <- done
3. JrnymnNate <- done
4. skagg <- postponed
5. Drexle <- put that bitch on ice
6. Kajun Firefly < - Had Drexle's momma
7. Big Evil Dan < - done
8. kaufman < - sorry about the hamster
9. TheElPaso < - paid for the new hamster
10. ObiJo < - Victim of sweaty manrape7
11. Fuzzyman < - The center of your universe
12. wirthling <-- Ready to suck it down
13. the_rew
14. crappy
15. k_v_k
16.

It's the World Cup. Duh.

And here's the original...

1. DexX <- done
2. dcomposed <- done
3. JrnymnNate <- done
4. skagg <- postponed
5. Drexle <- put that bitch on ice
6. Kajun Firefly < - Had Drexle's momma
7. Big Evil Dan < - done
8. kaufman < - sorry about the hamster
9. TheElPaso < - paid for the new hamster
10. ObiJo < - Victim of sweaty manrape7
11. Fuzzyman < - The center of your universe
12. wirthling < - wished he could have used Collina again
13. the_rew <-- rew, do that voodoo that you do so well
14. crappy
15. k_v_k
16.

I mean, come on, this guy was born to be photoshopped.

And the original...

1. DexX <- done
2. dcomposed <- done
3. JrnymnNate <- done
4. skagg <- postponed
5. Drexle <- put that bitch on ice
6. Kajun Firefly < - Had Drexle's momma
7. Big Evil Dan < - done
8. kaufman < - sorry about the hamster
9. TheElPaso < - paid for the new hamster
10. ObiJo < - Victim of sweaty manrape7
11. Fuzzyman < - The center of your universe
12. wirthling < - wished he could have used Collina again
13. the_rew <- Came, saw, tripped over and blamed the rubber ball aliens of Bouncicon VII
14. crappy <-- Now, or face the wrath of...some nasty thing
15. k_v_k
16.

You're doing this kind of work with crappy software?

Fuck, I am frightened at the prospects should you get hold of a new version of Photoshop...

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I mean, come on, this guy was born to be photoshopped.

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original...

1. DexX <- done
2. dcomposed <- done
3. JrnymnNate <- done
4. skagg <- postponed
5. Drexle <- put that bitch on ice
6. Kajun Firefly < - Had Drexle's momma
7. Big Evil Dan < - done
8. kaufman < - sorry about the hamster
9. TheElPaso < - paid for the new hamster
10. ObiJo < - Victim of sweaty manrape7
11. Fuzzyman < - The center of your universe
12. wirthling < - wished he could have used Collina again
13. the_rew <- Came, saw, tripped over and blamed the rubber ball aliens of Bouncicon VII
14. crabby <-- Continues to lust for blood!
15. k_v_k <------ SMELLS LIKE A WEINER!
16.

What happens after the last person has done their edit? Do we continue with this image and go back to DexX again?

Well, I want a chance to edit someone else's original...

Dunno...

Suggestions?

if we just kept going the #1 in the title in this thread would be kind of useless.

Isugest we start it again with the next in line after DexX (me) starting with DexX at the end of the list.

Now that's a good idea. I'll second that. Any objections...will be ignored

well it wouldnt go on forever i dont think, eventually people would get bored of it or just not bother doing their turn until everyone stopped

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Isugest we start it again with the next in line after DexX (me) starting with DexX at the end of the list.

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I think we should just photoshop Pier-Luigi Collina until he files a lawsuit against us.

Mr Collina was unimpressed with Godzilla's latest rampage:

And here are the originals:

I'll do up an edit with one or both of these originals some time in the next twenty-four hours, and then try to decide how we will continue this thing...

...with the assistance of this pissy little original:

I reckon we should go backwards through the list, like so:

15. k_v_k <-- You're up!
14. crabby
13. the_rew
12. wirthling
11. Fuzzyman
10. ObiJo
9. TheElPaso
8. kaufman
7. Big Evil Dan
6. Kajun Firefly
5. Drexle
4. skagg
3. JrnymnNate
2. dcomposed
1. DexX

Sound reasonable?

I guess so yeah

Could you bump me to the end of the list? I don't really have time to do a PS at the moment.

Can I squeeze in here, fartknockers? Or is enrollment closed for this term?

kramer_vs_kramer - postponed
gabe_billings <= Sure, jump in, egg-noggin.
crabby
the_rew
wirthling
Fuzzyman
ObiJo
TheElPaso
kaufman
Big Evil Dan
Kajun Firefly
Drexle
skagg
JrnymnNate
dcomposed
DexX

Ask and it shall be done.

Dexxinator - Done
kramer_vs_RowdyRoddyPiper - having a sex change operation
gabalicious - Done
crappy <- NEXT
through
cocksmoking jizzhole
Fuzzy Navel
ObiJo Kenobi
ThelmaPaso
coughman
Big Evil Dave
Kajun Roach
Dr. Exel
skank
Germinate
dcompost
Dexxinator II

quote:

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Can I squeeze in here, fartknockers?

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quote:

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Dexxinator II

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Starring boorite as Linda Hamilton's left boob.

quote:

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Kajun Roach

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can we skip crabby?

Yes, we certainly can. the_rew, care to take the reins? If not, wirthling's up!

Okeydoke, gimme a couple of hours or 6

Not very good...

and the original....

dexx - done
kramer_vs_kramer - postponed
gabe_billings - done
crabby - skipped
the_rew - done
wirthling -next!
Fuzzyman
ObiJo
TheElPaso
kaufman
Big Evil Dan
Kajun Firefly
Drexle
skagg
JrnymnNate
dcomposed