The theme of this little competition is going to be those annoying "America's Dumbest Criminals" or "Worlds Funniest Animals" programs. Your task is to create an advert for a new show in that kind of style, or an action shot from the program. Go on, go wild.

There's only one source pic for this, and you don't have to use it, but bonus points will be awarded if you do.

As for judging, you have ages on this, since I'm off to the Glastonbury music festival on Thursday and don't get back until next Monday. So Monday it is, mid day, my time (in merry England)

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Okay, so it isn't strictly by your rules, but I say it's close enough.

Incidentally, I would like to credit Fuzzyman in part for this.

That's exactly the kinda stuff I meant Drexle, the "Americas Dumbest" and "Worlds Funniest Animals" were just examples. It can be anything....

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

"Coming soon to FOX, right after Illegal Alien Autopsy!"

Don't you mean "Barely Legal Alien Autopsy?"

This is entirely too much fun...

No room for the "When the world's worst musicians attack" logo on this one... call it an action shot. :p

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

'Ski

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Sleep is a cold, cold bitch who remains ever out of my grasp. Might as well kill time as best I can. :/

Hey, Mentski, what did you use to do the slanted text?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Just a free transform in photoshop.

'Ski

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In otherwords "use that little box thingie that put squares on all four sides and on the corners".

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That would help if I were using Photoshop. Ah well. I figured out how to do it in Corel, anyway. Now if I only had another gag.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

* waiting *

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Last minute entry.

You forgot "Bulletproof Monk".

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That rocked beyond belief.

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Ok, so I'm a day late judging. Apologies.

Anyway, let's get straight to it....

Honourable mentions first:

Drexle for a good series of "Musicians attack"
Big Evil Dan for the Television Executives one...

The final decision is between these two gems...

Ok, I'm going for the money shots one. Congrats Boorite!

By the way, I couldn't see Mentski's entry, I just got that little red cross thing. Unless of course, the entry was "America's worst broken picture links"....

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So that's why they call it the money shot, I guess.

The guy in the pic was begging for it, though. Probably literally.

Thanks rew. New rules next.

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