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DexX
July 1, 2002 8:43 PM

A new SC.com event. It's pretty simple - no rules, no winner, no judging, no voting. Somebody (me, to start with) sets a topic, and everyone puns on it. The contest is over when the last pun is posted, and the next one starts when somebody posts a theme in a new thread.

The theme for this one is art, including famous artists, artistic styles and periods, art media, and whatever else...

I get the impressionist that this will be enjoyable.

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BigEvilDan July 1, 2002 8:44 PM	quote: I get the impressionist that this will be enjoyable. Way to go, DexX! Always getting to the art of the matter.
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flickguy July 1, 2002 8:46 PM	(I think I get the picture....)
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DexX July 1, 2002 8:46 PM	quote: quote: I get the impressionist that this will be enjoyable. Way to go, DexX! Always getting to the art of the matter. Did you hear about the modern artist who sculpted things in four dimensions? He was a hypercubist.
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kaufman July 1, 2002 8:46 PM	So let me get this straight. The thread ends when the puns pieta out?
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flickguy July 1, 2002 8:46 PM	Something tells me we're not in Canvas anymore....
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kaufman July 1, 2002 8:51 PM	quote: Something tells me we're not in Canvas anymore.... You can discern your location so easelly?
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DexX July 1, 2002 8:53 PM	quote: quote: Something tells me we're not in Canvas anymore.... You can discern your location so easelly? Don't brush him off so casually.
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flickguy July 1, 2002 8:53 PM	quote: quote: Something tells me we're not in Canvas anymore.... You can discern your location so easelly? I bought a map. It only cost a Dalai.
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BigEvilDan July 1, 2002 8:54 PM	quote: I bought a map. It only cost a Dalai. That's not a lot of Monet.
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NastyPope July 1, 2002 8:56 PM	Why, this competition could Escher in a new Ihra
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flickguy July 1, 2002 8:57 PM	checking the date Is this post modern?
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DexX July 1, 2002 8:58 PM	quote: It only cost a Dalai. whistles in awe Nah, it's not that impressive - I'm just a compulsive Whistler.
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kaufman July 1, 2002 9:00 PM	quote: quote: quote: Something tells me we're not in Canvas anymore.... You can discern your location so easelly? I bought a map. It only cost a Dalai. How did you pay? A dime along with 90 cents worth of pudding? I wouldn't recommend that -- I'd pay it off with a nickel and Jello.
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NastyPope July 1, 2002 9:01 PM	quote: checking the date Is this post modern? If the Expressionism is right, im Klee-ful it is.
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BigEvilDan July 1, 2002 9:01 PM	quote: quote: It only cost a Dalai. whistles in awe Nah, it's not that impressive - I'm just a compulsive Whistler. Pollocks! That was great!
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flickguy July 1, 2002 9:04 PM	quote: quote: quote: quote: Something tells me we're not in Canvas anymore.... You can discern your location so easelly? I bought a map. It only cost a Dalai. How did you pay? A dime along with 90 cents worth of pudding? I wouldn't recommend that -- I'd pay it off with a nickel and Jello. No, but that's how I got my Raphael ticket.
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NastyPope July 1, 2002 9:04 PM	quote: quote: quote: quote: Something tells me we're not in Canvas anymore.... You can discern your location so easelly? I bought a map. It only cost a Dalai. How did you pay? A dime along with 90 cents worth of pudding? I wouldn't recommend that -- I'd pay it off with a nickel and Jello. Well Dali, Mister, thats real expensive now that we are at world Warhol.
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kaufman July 1, 2002 9:07 PM	quote: Well Dali, Mister, thats real expensive now that we are at world Warhol. We may be at warhol, but no hitting below the belt. This is El Greco-Roman style.
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NastyPope July 1, 2002 9:09 PM	quote: quote: Well Dali, Mister, thats real expensive now that we are at world Warhol. We may be at warhol, but no hitting below the belt. This is El Greco-Roman style. If I did hit you below the belt, would you Mona Lisa?
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kaufman July 1, 2002 9:10 PM	quote: quote: quote: Well Dali, Mister, thats real expensive now that we are at world Warhol. We may be at warhol, but no hitting below the belt. This is El Greco-Roman style. If I did hit you below the belt, would you Mona Lisa? I'd probably go unconscious -- with REM-brand sleep.
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DexX July 1, 2002 9:10 PM	A thread like this, to me, is worth more than gold, diamonds, and rubens.
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flickguy July 1, 2002 9:11 PM	And in the Pun-test, they did battle. The battle was hard-fought, but eventually they were victorious. And thus was born that world-famous phrase... Veni Vi-Davinci
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NastyPope July 1, 2002 9:13 PM	quote: A thread like this, to me, is worth more than gold, diamonds, and rubens. I would talousse myself on this latrec
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DexX July 1, 2002 9:13 PM	I was going to make a pun about the Venus De Milo, but my wife threatened me with violence. I don't understand why - puns are fairly 'armless, aren't they?
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pita July 1, 2002 9:14 PM	I can't stay long, ate too many prunes last night. Gotta Gogh.
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wirthling July 1, 2002 9:14 PM	Fuck you all, and the horse you Rodin on.
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kaufman July 1, 2002 9:15 PM	quote: I was going to make a pun about the Venus De Milo, but my wife threatened me with violence. I don't understand why - puns are fairly 'armless, aren't they? Probably did it out of shell-fdefense.
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flickguy July 1, 2002 9:16 PM	To quote Bugs Bunny: "Ain't I a Thinker?"
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flickguy July 1, 2002 9:17 PM	quote: I was going to make a pun about the Venus De Milo, but my wife threatened me with violence. I don't understand why - puns are fairly 'armless, aren't they? (Atlas a good one, DexX)
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NastyPope July 1, 2002 9:17 PM	quote: I was going to make a pun about the Venus De Milo, but my wife threatened me with violence. I don't understand why - puns are fairly 'armless, aren't they? If they are armless, how do they take a 'Piss' ?
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kaufman July 1, 2002 9:18 PM	And in a moment's silence, the punsters circled overhead like a flock of sculptures waiting for its prey to fall ...
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flickguy July 1, 2002 9:19 PM	Confusious say: "Good thing contest not judged. Like fingerless man's nose... Very hard to pick. Ah, so."
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NastyPope July 1, 2002 9:19 PM	quote: And in a moment's silence, the punsters circled overhead like a flock of sculptures waiting for its prey to fall ... Was it a Starry Night ? or was the sky just in its Blue phase ?
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DexX July 1, 2002 9:21 PM	quote: quote: I was going to make a pun about the Venus De Milo, but my wife threatened me with violence. I don't understand why - puns are fairly 'armless, aren't they? If they are armless, how do they take a 'Piss' ? I don't know, but make sure you don't drink it - I don't like that water colour.
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kaufman July 1, 2002 9:23 PM	quote: I don't know, but make sure you don't drink it - I don't like that water colour. That's not water, that's moonshine. Didn't you read the latest issue of Still Life?
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DexX July 1, 2002 9:27 PM	quote: quote: I don't know, but make sure you don't drink it - I don't like that water colour. That's not water, that's moonshine. Didn't you read the latest issue of Still Life? Nah, not into that kind of thing. Abstracting alcohol from cornmeal is strictly for hillbillies, who eat basquiat instead of bread.
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flickguy July 1, 2002 9:27 PM	quote: quote: I don't know, but make sure you don't drink it - I don't like that water colour. That's not water, that's moonshine. Didn't you read the latest issue of Still Life? The very model of what a magazine is sup-posed to be.
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BigEvilDan July 1, 2002 9:27 PM	quote: That's not water, that's moonshine. Didn't you read the latest issue of Still Life? My eyes aren't very good. Can you get that on audio Cassatt?
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NastyPope July 1, 2002 9:28 PM	quote: That's not water, that's moonshine. Didn't you read the latest issue of Still Life? I just cant picture it, so let me pose a new question, oh shades, my composition is askew, I'll Highlight the last Juan.
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kaufman July 1, 2002 9:30 PM	quote: quote: That's not water, that's moonshine. Didn't you read the latest issue of Still Life? I just cant picture it, so let me pose a new question, oh shades, my composition is askew, I'll Highlight the last Juan. Hue can -- it's O'Keefe with me.
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NastyPope July 1, 2002 9:31 PM	O, Eifel and I Canns Geddup!!!
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DexX July 1, 2002 9:32 PM	quote: Hue can -- it's O'Keefe with me. Say it tint so, Ken?!
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flickguy July 1, 2002 9:33 PM	This thread is going to give someone a stroke.
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DexX July 1, 2002 9:33 PM	These need to be kept for posterity. I'll raphael them under P for "painful". ...or was that "punful"?
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wirthling July 1, 2002 9:34 PM	quote: This thread is going to give someone a stroke. It's a matter of the survival of the Phidias.
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BigEvilDan July 1, 2002 9:34 PM	quote: This thread is going to give someone a stroke. The last thing I need is a brush with death.
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DexX July 1, 2002 9:36 PM	Ow... I was pushing my brain too hard to squeeze more puns out of it... I think I baroque it.
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pita July 1, 2002 9:36 PM	Damn, I'll be on the Hopper all night.
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flickguy July 1, 2002 9:36 PM	quote: quote: This thread is going to give someone a stroke. The last thing I need is a brush with death. Oil get you for that one!
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