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boorite
July 2, 2002 12:30 PM

The Fourth of July is approaching like a phalanx of wussy Redcoats lined up like walking targets, and that can mean only one thing: My mailbox, newspaper, and TV screen are overflowing with lame-ass flag-draped promos. Fuck them up for me, would you?

You English and other foreigners: Don't whine. You can use this as a chance to bash us. Like I had to tell you that.

Because of the long weekend, I have to judge this on Monday afternoon. See you then. In the meantime, don't blow yourself up with patriotic explosives. Or if you do, have someone videotape it so we can laugh at you.

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boorite July 3, 2002 6:30 AM	I guess no one wants to join a contest where the judge calls you a dickhead.
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KajunFirefly July 3, 2002 7:00 AM	I'm currently trying to animate Tobor's telescopic cornholing device, so I haven't got any time to Photoshop, sorry. I will wipe my ass with the American flag while saluting and playing "Stars and Stripes Forever" on a cuzoo when I get home though, just to make up for it.
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DexX July 3, 2002 7:06 AM	I will enter! ...soon.
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evil_d July 3, 2002 7:44 AM	I don't think this is a legal entry, but it's vaguely in the spirit of the competition, and since I made it months ago it's not like I'm wasting any time working on it now.
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boorite July 3, 2002 7:47 AM	quote: I will enter! ...soon. So you said to Andy's maw.
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KajunFirefly July 3, 2002 7:53 AM	I didn't have anything to do with this photo, but I'm sure it must insult your great land somehow.
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boorite July 3, 2002 8:35 AM	How could some sweaty gym-rat jamming his steroid-shriveled beanbag into Old Glory possibly offend us on our national holiday?
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wirthling July 3, 2002 10:01 AM	I made this picture many years ago, when the ideas of a flag-protection amendment and enforcing "decency" on the Internet were being discussed. The pic was created to express my opinion on both matters. It was also done shortly after I had first begun playing around with Photoshop, which explains the poor quality...
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fuzzyman July 3, 2002 3:12 PM	This from your resident card-carrying atheist.
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JrnymnNate July 3, 2002 8:59 PM	0 energy right now thanks to fireworks retail. Rest assured, Fri+Sat when this is all over, I'll have something to say about pyrotechnics.
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fuzzyman July 4, 2002 5:05 AM	One more for the collection...
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fuzzyman July 4, 2002 7:26 AM
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fuzzyman July 4, 2002 8:45 AM	quote: 0 energy right now thanks to fireworks retail. Rest assured, Fri+Sat when this is all over, I'll have something to say about pyrotechnics. Where were ya selling fireworks? I bought bunches in West Haven.
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JrnymnNate July 4, 2002 12:09 PM	I think I mentioned it somewhere else... Kimberly Diner in Milford. We're only selling the rest of today(like 10pm or 11) and tommorow 9am-12noon. I just came back for a rest. It's freakin hot out.
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JrnymnNate
July 4, 2002 12:12 PM

Oh yes I should have given you our marketing spew;

You should have bought from us. We have great service and low prices. Literaly; the guy up the road is overcharing customers and the other one's not ever open. We demo-tested most of ours and will replace duds. We also have lots of "buy one get one free"s and "buy this pack, get a bargin bag free" etc etc.

Come buy some more!

But don't act weird knowing your jokes you'd freak my dad out.

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JrnymnNate July 5, 2002 8:13 PM	Well fireworks are over thank god. Mr T feels patriotic.
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DragonXero July 6, 2002 5:13 AM	quote: I didn't have anything to do with this photo, but I'm sure it must insult your great land somehow. I may just vomit.
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JrnymnNate July 7, 2002 3:36 PM	George Michael wishs the USA a merry christmas with his new single "Shoot the Dog".
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JrnymnNate July 7, 2002 3:37 PM	... er that should be, "merry fourth of july"
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fuzzyman July 7, 2002 4:49 PM
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DexX July 8, 2002 4:13 AM	Sorry about the size of this one, dial-up people, but I didn't want to lose too much detail. Incidentally, the original is 800x600, so gimme a yell if you want it as a wallpaper. I suppose I am a couple of days late for patriotic wallpaper, though... Incidentally Nate, if you dare tell me that this flag has the wrong number of stars and stripes, you will wish you hadn't.
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kramer_vs_kramer July 8, 2002 4:34 AM	quote: George Michael wishs the USA a merry christmas with his new single "Shoot the Dog". Have you even heard the song or seen the video, or are you just jumping on the knee-jerk bandwagon?
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JrnymnNate July 8, 2002 6:08 AM	yeah I saw it
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JrnymnNate July 8, 2002 6:18 AM	quote: yeah I saw it This was written a second ago when I had no time to write it. Actualy, I did see it at some site but I can't find it now, then saw the article linked off of drudge. I don't really care either way, just thought it might be funny and comply with the rules.
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boorite July 8, 2002 10:41 AM	Well, folks, only Nate's came close to the actual advertisements that I wanted to savage, but still, there were several good ones, especially fuzzy's. And I think this is one of the greatest things I've ever seen: Then again, I don't get out much. Take it away, DexX!
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DexX July 8, 2002 10:48 AM	I'm about to fall off my chair and sleep right here in the computer room. I don't want to do that (may crush the dog on the way down) so I'll be crashing in a minute. New rules up tomorrow.
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DexX July 8, 2002 10:53 AM	Uh... THANKS BOORITE! I'm sleepy and forgot my manners. Sorry about that.
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itsclark July 8, 2002 5:47 PM	"I pledge allegiance to the flag, and Tobor republic for which it stands..."
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fuzzyman July 8, 2002 6:19 PM	grumble last-minute entry by Dexx grumble
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DexX July 8, 2002 8:01 PM	The 800x600 version is here: http://members.optushome.com.au/mcdexx/sc-flag-big.jpg That's its original size, so it should blow up to 1024x768 nicely.
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lara7 July 9, 2002 2:23 AM	o/= MOH! say can you see....o/=
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