It's so sick, and so wrong, so lets see where you degenerants will take it.

Why do I get the feeling somebody has been browsing through http://www.uglypeople.com/? *grin*

- "Sure, I may be an ugly woman, but I was an even uglier man!"

- "Cheeeeese! Hey, why did the lens in the camera crack?"

- Emperor Hirohito and Mister Ed's love child poses for the paparazzi.

- "I don't know what went wrong! We were getting on so well, doing a bit of cybersex, and then I sent him my picture..."

-AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

- The new captain of the chinese swim team.

- Me luv yu long...cough hack ummff...excuse me, hair ball.

- Last time I told the photographer to capture my best side, he took it from behind me. In an adjoining state.

- Does anyone else's pantyhose make their balls itch?

- Gummy McCrackle, Goddess of the Chinese Garden of Transvestite Love

--Connie Chung, 2 hours pre-makeup.

"This is Dan Rather, reporting live and undercover, from the heart of a Chinese prostitution ring here in Shanghai."

--Care for some GUM?

--In a vain attempt to rescue his career, Gilbert Gottfried bares some cleavage.