We've had art.
We've had mythology.

Now let's tackle Medicine. Any kind of medical term, official or layman, things having to do with illness or hospitals.

(Just let me know if the topic flu over your head or simply leaves you cold. After all, laughter *is* the best medicine. So give it your best shot.)

I had a meeting today, but since I'd rather do the punfest than the meeting, I had the meeting cancered.

This is ulna going tibia humerus contest if no one goes to extremities.

I can't think of puns right now. My head is pounding like a pneumoniac drill.

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I can't think of puns right now. My head is pounding like a pneumoniac drill.

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It was bad when someone continued this thread once, but now there are tumor! It should be strepped from the forums. I can't stand this kind of vitreous humor. It snot funny!

What did you say? I can't 'ear you!

So, so sorry....

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This is ulna going tibia humerus contest if no one goes to extremities.

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By "terminated it" amine I pulled the plug.

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Have you no shame?

That's a rhetorical question, of course.