All the entries were too damned funny. Why are we not making money at this? Can someone tell me?
Wirthling, "Wheatoids" is a good idea but hard to say. How about let's market this product as "Roidies?"
Itsclark, I want to know where you get your Paleolithic spit-sink images. Also, food is indeed what's for dinner. Unless it's bourbon.
Dan: Make room, make room! There's always room for Soylent Green, and although I am a "people" person, I think your ad had anti-alcohol overtones. For shame.
I was going to give it to one of you three-- and you know who you are-- but if I did that, people would know for sure that you're blowing me. Because Fuzzyman's entries were so good, I thought maybe he had simply scanned them in from 1970s issues of National Lampoon. "Honky-be-Gone" in particular had an early P.J. O'Rourke feel about it. ("Soul Drinks," anyone? I still have the recipe for "Hot Buttered Honky's Ass.") But when he started working in Stripcreator jokes, I knew he was the real thing. And Foster's really is Australian for "piss." Truth is the universal solvent, and Fuzzy's commentary cut through this contest like Drano through a greasy wad of pubic hair.
Fuzzy wins.
