Who doesn't love food? We won't, after you get through with us. Take some old food or beverage ads and defile them, please. I will weigh the comparative aesthetic merits of your efforts on Wednesday.

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O.K.... but, like, when are you going to do the judging?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

O.K.... but, like, when are you going to do the judging?

Let's have those funny photos, funny man.

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NOW!

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"I got your goddamn Fruity Pebbles right here, bitch!"

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

LOL Fuzzy!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Them choppers ain't real.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Is that kid going after the sandwich, or is he ready to grab his sister's tits?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Not that this stands a chance against fuzzy's onslaught, but here's something anyway...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I'm having too much fun.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Goddammit, Fuzzy, those are the funniest things I've seen this month, and they're too big to print out. Damn.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Copy and paste them into Word after setting the margins to half an inch all around. I've had good luck getting printouts of big stuff that way.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Hell, it *looks* pre-digested.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I guess I should stop.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I saw this ad and couldn't resist...

"Chilled Monkey Brains, Mr. Jones?"

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Wow.

Some of you are giving fuzz a run for his money, so keep the pics coming.

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Yes, this is about the moment when Dexx or Dan walk all over me.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I can't promise that this is going to "walk all over" Fuzzyman, but it's here anyway.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Hopefully using beverages don't stretch the rules too much.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

All the entries were too damned funny. Why are we not making money at this? Can someone tell me?

Wirthling, "Wheatoids" is a good idea but hard to say. How about let's market this product as "Roidies?"

Itsclark, I want to know where you get your Paleolithic spit-sink images. Also, food is indeed what's for dinner. Unless it's bourbon.

Dan: Make room, make room! There's always room for Soylent Green, and although I am a "people" person, I think your ad had anti-alcohol overtones. For shame.

I was going to give it to one of you three-- and you know who you are-- but if I did that, people would know for sure that you're blowing me. Because Fuzzyman's entries were so good, I thought maybe he had simply scanned them in from 1970s issues of National Lampoon. "Honky-be-Gone" in particular had an early P.J. O'Rourke feel about it. ("Soul Drinks," anyone? I still have the recipe for "Hot Buttered Honky's Ass.") But when he started working in Stripcreator jokes, I knew he was the real thing. And Foster's really is Australian for "piss." Truth is the universal solvent, and Fuzzy's commentary cut through this contest like Drano through a greasy wad of pubic hair.

Fuzzy wins.

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What a shocker.

Fuzzy, where did you get all those pictures. GIS didn't turn up anything like what you found (maybe I wasn't using the right search terms?).

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Oh, and the smeared lipstick on the drunken psycho bitch was a deft touch.

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