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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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... by ObiJo
7-26-02
Hello, reader. I'm your author, obijo. I enjoy making strips in which I am a character because I'm overly self-involved.
But enough about me. This is YOUR comic. Your time to shine. The third panel is all yours so grab a water-based crayon and get to it!

I wonder if comics are admissible in court by ObiJo
7-26-02
Hello, reader. I'd like to again talk about myself. I'm currently on comic 926. Close to 1000!
But a big bad monster named kaufman is at 971 comics and trying to beat me to 1000! Boo!
I want you to kill him, reader.

I've been a baaaaaaaaad boy by ObiJo
7-26-02
You know what I like about you, reader? Your can-do attitude.
Kill him, reader.

... by ObiJo
7-26-02
Guess who I saw out jogging today, reader?
That's right.
Be terrible if he had a little accident while jogging past the sewage plant, wouldn't it?

... by ObiJo
7-26-02
I see kaufman's still alive.
Reader, reader, reader.
You dissapoint me.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

7-27-02 11:19am (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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*poke*

Im crying here. Theres coke all over my keyboard and my monitor , and i think i just broke my toe when i fell backwards and it came up and kicked my desk.

Damn you Obijo. Damn you and Donkey Boy STRAIGHT TO HELL!

and goddamn , these forums NEED an Obijo forumusers character.

DEXX. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

7-27-02 11:52am (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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Thanks, Kev, baby.

I told DexX that since I've love 100 pounds and have another 100 to lose, he should do small, medium, and large characters of me.

I believe that's when he started crying.

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7-27-02 12:15pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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love=lost

That's the most telling freudian slip I've ever made.

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7-27-02 12:24pm (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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Thanks, Kev, baby.

I told DexX that since I've love 100 pounds and have another 100 to lose, he should do small, medium, and large characters of me.

I believe that's when he started crying.


He started crying when i mentioned that i had sold his family into slavery and made thousands selling their internal organs to back street hospitals.

And as someone not a million miles away from here just pointed out , im rapidly starting to pile on the pounds myself , so Dexx may indeed have to do a new KKP Forumusers character with just a little extra around the gut.

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7-27-02 12:29pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Bec needs to use the PC so I am rushing through the forums.

ObiJo = Legend

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7-27-02 8:59pm (new)
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flickguy
Senior Comic Technician

Member Rated:

While I must admit the subject matter is a little... uh... (don't you DARE kill kaufman, you son of a-- **ahem**) macabre...

I have to reiterate my "Actor's Studio" sentiments.

**bows down and worships the mighty ObiJo**

You.

Are.

A.

Gawd.

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7-27-02 10:19pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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7-28-02 7:44pm (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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I'm torn.

7-28-02 7:51pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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I hope they kill each other.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

7-28-02 11:06pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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I hope they both kill wirthling.

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7-29-02 9:36am (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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I hope Wirthling kills them both , then is killed by Gabe , who is killed by Drexle , Who is killed by Dexx , who is Killed by Bazilla (cos he been beaten once already) , who is killed by Kramer , who is killed by Namgubed , who is killed by the little midget from Austin Powers.

Cos ,like , it might be funny or something.

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7-29-02 9:59am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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I will never live down that defeat... :(

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7-29-02 10:34am (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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If DexX kills me, then I will torment him in hell for all eternity if he goes on to be killed by Bazilla.

Oh, before I forget...

I LUV U OBIJO!!! *Faints!*

7-30-02 4:44am (new)
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Namgubed
The Merry Elf

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... Namgubed , who is killed by the little midget from Austin Powers.

Cos ,like , it might be funny or something.


He kills me already. "Goldmember" is freakin' hilarious!

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7-30-02 9:39am (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

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I didn't think it was that good, actually. It had its moments, but it was very hit and miss, and the actual Goldmember character was painfully unfunny.

7-30-02 9:41am (new)
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