Ann Landers, well-known advice columnist, is retiring. Her last column runs on Saturday.

So what's a girl to do with her spare time? You tell me. Judging Thursday or Friday or whenever I get around to it.

Here are a few starter images. Feel free to find your own, as well.

She would be intimidating at the library.

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I wish I had time to photochop her facial parts onto a potato.

Nice! I was running short on new imagery for my nightmares.

There. Now I can move on.

Oh come ON you people.

I\\\'m surprised someone hasn\\\'t submitted the naked Ann Landers nightmare yet.

Im at a loss for ideas.

Judgement!

(Sorry, I've watch too many episodes of Iron Chef.)

Okay, Nate came really close with Ann the Librarian, but the prize goes to the_rew for creating the nightmare Ann Wirthling.

Take it away, rew!

I thought Ann Landers was dead.

Turns out she is.

Ooops.

The old girl kick recently? There would have been no end of possibilities if I'd known that her retirement was only a metaphor for something of far greater comic value.

And if I'd had a picture of her rotting corpse to work with.

Ha ha ha, you sick bastards, if only I'd read this thread when it was first posted I could have enlightened you to the tragic/hilarious truth.

DexX was right! She could be a demon in the afterlife!

...But she's got no demon boobs!

'S O.K., fuzzyman. I thought George Harrison was getting married a few weeks ago.
Thanks, I don't feel so silly now... : )

I have a feeling Ann died so she could marry George. Fuzzyman: any confirmation in any of those tabloids you have access to? :-)

Stranger than you think...

Class.

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Shit! I win again?

Sorry it's taken so long to respond, but I've been sans access l'internet at the weekend. Just a note to say a new competition is on it's way

Now my curiosity about how George Harrison would look with pendulous breasts has been fulfilled.