Bah.
Poofters.
I'm stealing Matt's schtick, even though I'm not english.

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Once in life you are a boy. Many times in your life you can be a man. But you're always going to do that embarrassing thing you do. You know what I'm talking about.

The only advice I can offer to bloody wankers is to use more lube. LOTS more lube.

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Bugger off, you spotty little tossers.

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What others say about boorite!

All the lube in the world won't help if you're wanking with one of those steel-bristled grill cleaning brushes.

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

Princess Di Lives! Immaculate Resurrection! Check out all the latest news at "I am a collosal geek."

Jingle time (set to london bridge is falling down):

Gabe Billings is a big geek
a big geek
a big geek
Gabe Billing is a big geek
and he smells bad.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

ObiJo has felched someone,
felched someone,
felched someone.
ObiJo has felched someone,
His name was wirthling.

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

HAHAHAHAHAAH, Oh God, I don't know why that's so funny, but it is.

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Once in life you are a boy. Many times in your life you can be a man. But you're always going to do that embarrassing thing you do. You know what I'm talking about.

Gabby B. is going down,
Going down, going down.
Gabby B. is going down
'Cause he's skiing.

What? *innocent look* What? Did you think I was going to say something mean?

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That's just like Gabe to steal my good idea and make it funny. If I wanted it funny, I would have made it that way, thank you very much.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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Gabby B. is going down,
Going down, going down.
Gabby B. is going down
'Cause he's skiing.

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Cripes... suck off one ski instructor for free lessons and people hold it over your head forever. Just drop it, allright?

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