Bah.
Poofters.
I'm stealing Matt's schtick, even though I'm not english.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

The only advice I can offer to bloody wankers is to use more lube. LOTS more lube.

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Bugger off, you spotty little tossers.

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What others say about boorite!

All the lube in the world won't help if you're wanking with one of those steel-bristled grill cleaning brushes.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Princess Di Lives! Immaculate Resurrection! Check out all the latest news at "I am a collosal geek."

Jingle time (set to london bridge is falling down):

Gabe Billings is a big geek
a big geek
a big geek
Gabe Billing is a big geek
and he smells bad.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

ObiJo has felched someone,
felched someone,
felched someone.
ObiJo has felched someone,
His name was wirthling.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

HAHAHAHAHAAH, Oh God, I don't know why that's so funny, but it is.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Gabby B. is going down,
Going down, going down.
Gabby B. is going down
'Cause he's skiing.

What? *innocent look* What? Did you think I was going to say something mean?

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That's just like Gabe to steal my good idea and make it funny. If I wanted it funny, I would have made it that way, thank you very much.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

quote:

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Gabby B. is going down,
Going down, going down.
Gabby B. is going down
'Cause he's skiing.

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I have heard a rumour that after he blew, you gave him the nickname "Snow Machine"...

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