Bah.
Poofters.
I'm stealing Matt's schtick, even though I'm not english.

The only advice I can offer to bloody wankers is to use more lube. LOTS more lube.

Bugger off, you spotty little tossers.

All the lube in the world won't help if you're wanking with one of those steel-bristled grill cleaning brushes.

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Jingle time (set to london bridge is falling down):

Gabe Billings is a big geek
a big geek
a big geek
Gabe Billing is a big geek
and he smells bad.

ObiJo has felched someone,
felched someone,
felched someone.
ObiJo has felched someone,
His name was wirthling.

HAHAHAHAHAAH, Oh God, I don't know why that's so funny, but it is.

Gabby B. is going down,
Going down, going down.
Gabby B. is going down
'Cause he's skiing.

What? *innocent look* What? Did you think I was going to say something mean?

That's just like Gabe to steal my good idea and make it funny. If I wanted it funny, I would have made it that way, thank you very much.

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Gabby B. is going down,
Going down, going down.
Gabby B. is going down
'Cause he's skiing.

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Cripes... suck off one ski instructor for free lessons and people hold it over your head forever. Just drop it, allright?

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