And thus it starts again...

MW - Tiny Saga - Season two begins! by WiLzzt 8-14-02

uh, honey... Look at this crazy building! It's like a movie theater in miniature! ... I think it IS a miniature movie theater... WHAT IS THAT TOBOR SEES? SCOOT OVER! Honey... I could use a little help here... COME ONE, BABY! WHO'S YOUR TOBOR?! eww... get away from me, you lilliputian!

MW2 - Tiny Saga by WiLzzt 8-14-02

ugh... I can't believe this! I'll show that little metal man! DID YOU SEE THAT FINE PIECE OF MEAT? TOBOR WOULD SURE LOVE TO GET ONE OF THOSE UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE! SCOOT OVER AGAIN. Tobor, how many times have I tried to program you to keep your trap shut?!

MW2 - Tiny Saga by WiLzzt 8-14-02

Well, I see them, dear, but what do you want me to do about it? I don't know.... do something the old you would have done! *BANG* CRUNCH* AAGH! TOBOR'S ARM! All better? I LOVE genetically enhanced husbands!

MW2 - Tiny Saga by WiLzzt 8-14-02

The monsters are coming! Quick, lock the doors! Don't let them escape! Okay, the novelty of this place has worn off. You said it! *click* Did they leave already? Honey... I was thinking... EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeBOOOOOOM ... what was that you were thinking, dear? mmm... nothing.

MW2 - Tiny Saga by WiLzzt 8-14-02

They're attacking the city! Use your guns! RATATATTARATATTARATAT Wow... It's a whole world of tiny buidlings! The guns are ineffective! Use the cannon! BOOFPRGGG! BOOFPRGGG! The people don't appear to like us very much. you can say THAT again. Bring in the fighter jets with Air-to-surface missles! SHHHHHHBOOM! SHHHHHHBOOM! Do you think we should tell them we're Vegans? HEY MIDGETS! CUT THE GODZILLA CRAP, WILL YOU?!

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AIM: HeeeresWiL | RAAR! TOBOR WILL DEFENSTRATE YOU!

I think you'll find it's spelled "SCROE!".

Good series, even so.

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not bad.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

MW - Tiny Saga by ObiJo 8-15-02

Wait right here your heinouses, I mean highnesses. We'll be right back with the... the... the ceremonial pie! I think they're plotting something. What makes you say that, dear? The heinous-highness thing. I'll need more than that if I'm to stop believing in the ceremonial pie.

MW - Tiny Saga by ObiJo 8-15-02

You little guys wouldn't be plotting something, would you? No. _______________ Yes! You idiot! _______________ I mean no! It's a little late now! He just heard you say yes! _______________ Not to worry! I'll get us out of it!

MW - Tiny Saga by ObiJo 8-15-02

... _______________ *AHEM*... I'm sorry. I thought you'd asked what time it was. What the HELL was THAT! You expect him to believe you thought he'd asked what time it was!! _______________ Sure! SO YOU ANSWERED YES!!! _______________ Ooo, hadn't thought of that... Not to worry! I'll get us out of it!

MW - Tiny Saga by ObiJo 8-15-02

Ask me a Yes/No question. What? _______________ Ask me a Yes/No question! Fine. Is the sky blue? _______________ 4:37! *SLAP* _______________ Owww! What's that for!

MW - Tiny Saga by ObiJo 8-15-02

So are they plotting something? Oh, yeah. I don't know what, but they're plotting something for sure. I knew it! Score one for women's intuition! I can't believe Sally talked me into getting you a job on the force! _______________ Leave my sister out of this! Whatcha got there? The elegant Lady Elaine and the goodly Sir Everett.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Ah, coercing tiny people into having sex within a paper bag...what greater pleasure is there?

Bravo!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Fantabulous, Obi!

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

Thank you both! And your parents for raising you right!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

My parents beat me with mining equitment!

MW - Tiny Saga by WiLzzt 8-15-02

Sir Everett! Deep within me, I was waiting to hear you say those words! ──────────── Uh, Pete, why are we doing this? Did you see the big mons... big man holding us in this box here? ─────────── Yeah, but Pete, aren't you forgetting something? oh YEAH! One... two... thr... ─────────── one.... two... thr... ZAP!

MW - Tiny Saga - The Plan by WiLzzt 8-16-02

Well, that was sort of a downer. Want to go rampaging through the city, bringing death and destruction wherever we go?

MW - Tiny Saga by WiLzzt 8-16-02

They're coming after us again! Let's see if we can't bring'm down, boys! YARR! RRR! Fall back! Fall back! Take up position three! ROAR! *stomp stomp* GARR! *stomp stomp* Get the people out of those buildings there! Get ready to set off another charge! ... I don't feel right about doing this. It's mean. ... yeah, and?

MW - Tiny Saga by WiLzzt 8-16-02

HAHAHAHHAAHH did you see the look on the president's face? HAHAHAHAHA and when the vice president wet his pants... I thought I'd die laughing! Visitng the White House really made the trip worthwhile. Thanks, Chili. I must just have a knack for vacation planning!

MW - Tiny Saga - When In-jokes attack! by WiLzzt 8-16-02

... you don't feel a draught, do you? ... falling? This would be a good time to change into a bird and fly us to safety, Chil. Uh.. it works the one way, but it doesn't work in reverse. I already tried. What's that I hear? It must be my favorite asthmatic superhero, Cough-man, and his penguin army, coming to save us! YOU AND YOUR COUGH-MAN PENGUINS!

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Back to you, Jo bob.
The tiny saga is surely over with what she sees... What will the next saga be like?

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AIM: HeeeresWiL | RAAR! TOBOR WILL DEFENSTRATE YOU!

This wonderful series goes from strength to strength! My applause is unending!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Obi, your little interlude was fucking awesome, not sure about all this rampaging/Tony Danza stuff though.

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Dad was flammable

thanks for your support, all.

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AIM: HeeeresWiL | RAAR! TOBOR WILL DEFENSTRATE YOU!

MW - The Saga Saga by ObiJo 8-21-02

Welcome to the Land of The Land of what? Welcome, Land of Whatters!

MW - The Saga Saga by ObiJo 8-21-02

We're not from the Land of What. We're from the Land of Lying, hey Mrs. Lying Face? I didn't lie, it was just a misunderstanding. Right, and so was the Harrite incident! What does that mean? It was a dandy of a retort which, unfortunately, requires a knowledge of our world's political history. Suffice it to say, you were burned. Burn!

MW - The Saga Saga by ObiJo 8-21-02

All I'm asking is the name of your goddamned world! As I already stated, this is the Land of All you did was shake your fists up and down a few times. What's your point?

MW - The Saga Saga by ObiJo 8-21-02

I don't understand why you're called ALRIGHT DAMNIT, I'LL TELL YOU! JUST STOP INTERROGATING ME! I am one heartless bitch when I have to be. You see, we used to be called the Land of Maracas. But one day Ted came and stole all our maracas! It's a little hard to be called the Land of Maracas without any maracas! Vicious like a hyena - rending and tearing at the psyche of my prey! Kind of like being called the Land of Feet without any feet or the Land of Pot Pies with nary a potted pie!

MW - The Saga Saga by ObiJo 8-21-02

So why did this Ted guy steal your maracas? It's a long story. It begins one nippy Autumn evening two years ago... Hey! Ted is stealing our maracas! Yes! I, Ted, am stealing your maracas! Oh what a picture you paint. The upshot is that without our maracas, my people are dying.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

It's amazing what make.php plus a scroll wheel can inspire you to do.

(Yes, I'm watching you.)

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What others say about boorite!

make.php + scroll wheel + methamphetamines = cure for cancer

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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not that you care.

MW: Saga Saga by WiLzzt 8-27-02

so.. if that pile is what you say it is, why is it grey? Grey? what are you talking about? The land of okay, that little dance is REALLY starting to bug me... does not have "grey" in its vocabulary!

MW: Saga Saga by WiLzzt 8-27-02

so anyway.... what are you guys doing in my land? Actually, we were looking for a place to... one... two.... thr...

MW: Davy Saga I by WiLzzt 8-27-02

Okay.... what the crap did you just do?! I.... think i'd better be going now.

MW - Davy Saga by WiLzzt 9-06-02

Hey where'd he.... what the? Hi, I'm Davy. Hi, I'm Davy. Hi, I'm Davy. Hi, I'm Davy. Hi, I'm Davy.

MW- Davy Saga by WiLzzt 9-06-02

Chili approaches one of the strange children. Excuse me, that is this place? This place is called Daveland, land of the Davys. huh? One day, they made a billion clones of Davy Holmes. ...and? and he loves himself so much, we live together in perfect harmony!

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AIM: HeeeresWiL | RAAR! TOBOR WILL DEFENSTRATE YOU!

MW - Davy Saga (I know... ha ha ha) by WiLzzt 9-18-02

Meanwhile, back at the castle... Did I leave the Zbob on?

since obi is on hiatus... i will take matters into my own hands.

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MW - Davy Saga by WiLzzt 9-19-02

After more obnoxious Davy-related prate... shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up... Not only that, but the entire economy revolves around the pet trade! ...Chili decided... shutupshutup shutupshutup shutupshutup shutupshutup shutupshutup... The official music of Daveland is Punka, the glorious synergy of punk and polka! ... that enough was enough. SHUT UP! ... you were still listening?

MW - Davy Saga by WiLzzt 9-19-02

Furthermore, Chili was sick and tired of being in Daveland. I have had enough of this... One... Two... Three. One... Two... Three. One..... TWO three. ONETWOTHREE! AGH WHAT'S GOING ON?! Try clicking your heels. Okay, I don't care if there are a billion more just lke you. I have two feet, and each one is going to connect five hundred million times with your butts! see ya.

Bauzaloozabub Saga I by WiLzzt 9-19-02

Meanwhile... Hi... I'm Bauzaloozabub. I'm a famous carpenter. I made the chair I'm sitting on. I am the Thell. You are Bauzaloozabub. What the Thell is that?

MW - Bauzaloozabub Saga II by WiLzzt 9-19-02

Bauzaloozabub thought nobody else had ever noticed his carpentry, until... I'm the biggest fan of your carpentry. I have traveled thousands of miles to find you. really? I come from a land where you are very famous. really? All the women there are beautiful and love you. really?

MW - Bauzaloozabub Saga III by WiLzzt 9-19-02

All the men have your picture in their wallet. really? We have a holiday for you. really? ... it lasts two days. really?

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