Ok, so I've talked about it for a while and now it's finally here. This took me 3 MONTHS to create, and although I've been less than polite about other people's comics in the past, remember that they only take a couple of minutes to create.

It's not the most original or spectacular piece of animation in the world, in fact it's quite below par and NOTHING when compared to the likes of Futurama or The Simpsons, but they aren't made with blood, sweat and tears.

There's no background track, I ran out of time and if I can be arsed, I'll slap one on, there IS sound, but with the long periods of silence it seems a bit out of place.

So please, don't insult me for this, if you think it's crap, just keep it yourself, I don't come round your house and complain about the wallpaper.

anyway

Click here to be Cornholed!

I'll download it tomorrow at school.

Kajun, I am very much looking forward to seeing your animation. I saw the still you posted in the "talent required" section and it looked quite good. However, when I click on the link above nothing happens. Any tips?

And, yes I'm on a PC.

This is the worst animation I've ever seen. If I were you, I'd stick to making comics. Oh, wait, you're no good at that either.

Just yankin' yer chain. I've started downloading it now, but I'll probably have to get the rest tomorrow. I agree with Smarmulus that the still looked promising.

I wish my connection wasn't shite.

Nicely done, Tommy! I wish it were longer (the film, not Tobor's telescoping phallus).

I liked how you used Clango to represent the nostalgic naivety of the suburban mainstream, while Tobor personifies the creeping darkness within society that threatens to expose our insecurities and fear of the future. And the telescoping phallus was cool, too.

TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!

After three hours of download time I finally got to see you movie. I enjoyed it very much.

You've got more guts than I do. I would have never have the nerve to show that to a professor and class of fellow students when I was in college. You are a brave man.

Good choice of Drexle for the voice.

My only critique - I wish Tobor had said,"RAAARR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!!!!" A very minor point, however.

Noooooooooooooo! Damn Quicktime! For some reason it never gets downloaded when I download it! I'll just take your word for it that it is great, unless there's a way to get it on flash?

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My only critique - I wish Tobor had said,"RAAARR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!!!!" A very minor point, however.

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I liked it! Although I don't get where the dream sequence with the kittens comes in.

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I liked it! Although I don't get where the dream sequence with the kittens comes in.

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Woke up. Got out of bed. Watched the Quicktime movie "Tobor" yet again. Laughed with glee.

Thanks for sharing Caje.

I should have mentioned previously how much I liked your artwork. The street and 'bots are very well drawn.

To Baz I think (see above)- It will load for Quicktime. You have to right click and save the file. If you are on a modem it may take three hours, but it's worth it. Just leave your computer computer on and go about life for a while and then return.

Coming soon... Kajun Firefly Studios, in association with Pixar Films, and Ralph Bakshi...

Tobor: The Feature Film!

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Nicely done, Tommy!

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Please, the name's Kajun, Tommy's what all those normal people call me.

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Rock on, Tommy!

5{ready know what could have been improved, you said it yourself. So with that in mind, I have to say that this was a fun little movie. Now it needs to go down as a cult icon of robotic sodomy so that I can have my place in internet posterity.

Here is the random cube:

Thank you for your comments Drexle, you rule!

Where the hell did my last post go?!

Anyhow, what I basically said was that you yourself already pointed out what could have been done better, so there's no need for me to. I thought it was a lot of fun! Now you need to actively work to make this little movie the founder, and most well known of the soon-to-be-born Robotic Sodomy film genre. My place in the annals of internet history depend on it.

I of course re-posted because I don't know if you were just looking at my vanished post and being sarcastic, or if it dissapeared after you posted just then.

Yeah, I was being sarcastic, but you still rule!

Wow! That was really excellent, Kajun. Fantastic, funny stuff.

Whahey!

Bah. I can't get it to work. Quicktime tells me I don't have the right compressor: a problem I encountered a while ago while trying to watch the Two Towers trailer. Any ideas?

Do you have the latest edition of Quicktime? The older versions couldn't run .mov files on a PC.

Windows Media Player might run it, depending on which version you're using.

You'll need to download the upgraded version of Quicktime. I had the same problem initially. It's free so it can't hurt (not the way Tobor can hurt!)

Well, I just tried that, and it still doesn't work. If you can keep it up for a while, Kajun (the file, that is), I'll see if I can download it on someone else's computer.

The file shall remain until Gabe gets tired of it, or needs the space.

i shall use two words - "fucking great"
i think i'll walk up to people i don't like and scream
"Tobor will cornhole you!" for a while now.
yes, i think i will.

I downloaded the .mov ages ago and finally got around to updating my quicktime so I could see it.

AND I LOVED IT! If you wanted to drag it out you could have added barbs jumping out to the sides of the telescoping penis shadow at the end. But that's just personal taste.

You have a bright future in Robo-porn.

My original proposal and storyboards had a few extra scenes that due to time restraints had to be cut.

There was a scene that was supposed to be from Tobor's point of view, looking out of the alleyway at Clango with some kind of on-screen interface, targetting Clango and marking him as "Cornholing Possibility: 100%". The scene WAS rendered, but trying to animate the overlay was fucking impossible to do within a couple of days.

Also, at the end, the camera is supposed to pull away from the alleyway and sparks and flashes of light fly out into the street. A robot from one of my mate's cartoons was going to roll past, look in, then run away screaming, then the credits would roll. Again, I ran out of time.

Great stuff! I look forward to the director's cut.

I'm going to re-do the scene with Clango's eyes, it's my favourite scene, the background needs edited though.

There probably WILL be a director's cut, but I don't really have the pressure of a deadline to get my ass round to doing it.

That was fantastic! Great work, and I hope you end up finishing those extra scenes you were talking about so we can see them in conjunction with the already brilliant movie.

"Tobor Will Cornhole Tommy G"

Classic.

Fuck me, that took long enough to download.

Well worth the wait though, so I will excuse you for that.

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