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fuzzyman
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The Puppetmaster - 1 by fuzzyman
8-30-02
I appreciate you selling me your cat, Mr. Jones.
Not a problem! You've been more than generous, Vice President Cheney.
You can go now.
Yes, sir!
Now... where did I put my scalpel?
mrrrowwwr?

The Puppetmaster - 2 by fuzzyman
8-30-02
Ah doesn't understand what you're gonna do with that there cat brain, Dick.
I'm going to put it in your head, George!
Ah doesn't get it. Why?
To make you smarter!
Oh! You is gonna add them there cat's intelligence to mah own?
If you think that "add" means "replace" then... yes.

The Puppetmaster - 3 by fuzzyman
8-30-02
Mr. Cheney? *pffftt*
Yes, Doctor Phlatulent? How goes the operation to replace the brain of the President with the brain of a cat?
Not very *pffftt* well!
What seems to be the problem?
We *pffftt* can't remove his brain if we can't find it!
Ah... let me get you a microscope.

The Puppetmaster - 4 by fuzzyman
8-30-02
meow
Mr. President! How are you feeling today?
mrrooowrrrr?
Hmmm. Seems more intelligent!
meow BOMB IRAQ! meow BOMB IRAQ!
*sigh* No improvement!

The Puppetmaster - 5 by fuzzyman
8-30-02
Doctor Phlatulent! We need to find a better brain for the President!
I have an *pffftt* idea! Bob Dylan is doing a benefit concert in town tonight.
Hmmmm!
Hmmmm! *pffftt*
Later...
Are you hungry this morning, Mr. President? Ah, I see you already ate your breakfast, didn't you?
Needen't Noo!

To be continued...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

8-30-02 5:46pm (new)
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Smarmulus
THE ARISTOCRAT

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Fuzzyman, Good to see you turning out some great comics. Seems you've been on a slight hiatus from comic making.

BTW, serial comic 7 continues...

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8-30-02 8:28pm (new)
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fuzzyman
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Yes, well.... I finished painting the bathroom :-)

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

8-31-02 6:07am (new)
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fuzzyman
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The Puppetmaster - 6 by fuzzyman
8-31-02
My fellow Americans, in these difficult times we must have faith.
My fellopian cans, Andy's different cult pine tree mustard eighth.
We must all come together as a Christian nation, and... and... and...
In crystal gum too gather ass acres teen ration, and... and... and...
...and defeat the Axis of Evil!
...Andy eats the anus of people!

The Puppetmaster - 7 by fuzzyman
8-31-02
Citizens of the United States, in the defense of freedom...
Cattle pens other loon night Ted skates, Andy's dense offer dome...
...I declare war on Iraq!
...I'd eclair warrant Iraq!
Meanwhile, somewhere in Bagdhad...
...I'd eclair warrant Iraq!
No! Not my eclairs! What will I eat?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

8-31-02 6:55am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Probably a little before your time, fuzzyman, but in 1976, Jimmy Carter made a big thing of quoting Bob Dylan during his presidential campaign. Saturday Night Live did a thing of him punctuating a speech with "everybody must get stones." So there is precedent.

And I must say, "needn't noo" is not going to get old any time soon :-)

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8-31-02 8:51am (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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Fantastic Fuzz, you rule!

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9-01-02 4:53am (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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Thank you. Unlike you, I have absolutely no plan. It just goes where it goes.

The Puppetmaster - 8 by fuzzyman
9-01-02
Wait! You can take anything else! The biological and chemical weapons. The nukes, my sixty-seven concubines. Anything but the eclairs!
I have my orders. Hand over the eclairs!
Wait... Did you say concubines?

The Puppetmaster - 9 by fuzzyman
9-01-02
So I says, "Them sixty-seven concubines won't generate heirs by themselves!"
So ice age, "Hem sexy sever conch you binds cogent hate airs bite hem sells!"
Ha, ha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

To be continued...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

9-01-02 8:46am (new)
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fuzzyman
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The Puppetmaster - 10 by fuzzyman
9-01-02
Doctor Phlatulent, The Bob Dylan brain isn't working out. I want you to put back the President's original brain.
That would be difficult. I don't have it anymore.
WHAT? What have you done with it?
Well, remember those Siamese twins they separated, only one of them didn't have a brain...?
Meanwhile, somewhere in Thailand...
Now repeat after me: "Sucky, sucky, five dollar!"
Ah cain't does it! It's jes' immoral!

The Puppetmaster - 11 by fuzzyman
9-01-02
Somewhere in Thailand...
Howdy, Dick!
Mr. President! I need you to come back with me so we can put your brain back in your original body.
Ah doesn't know 'bout that, ****. Ahm kinda likin' it here, what with the multiple orgasms and all that.
Please, George! Your country needs you!
Oh, all right. I'll come with ya. But it's gonna cost ya five dollar.
Will you take a check?

To be continued...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

9-01-02 2:08pm (new)
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Smarmulus
THE ARISTOCRAT

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Fuzzyman, tell Cheney I'll give him ten dollars to leave the Bush "brain" in the whore!

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9-01-02 10:04pm (new)
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il_schmucko
needs money.

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is that some kind of weird, dirty euphemism?

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9-01-02 10:43pm (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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is that some kind of weird, dirty euphemism?


No, I was actually busy being domestic.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

9-02-02 6:54am (new)
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fuzzyman
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The Puppetmaster - 12 by fuzzyman
9-02-02
I hope there were no side effects from the President's brain being in that Thai girl's body!
Mah fellow Americans...
"I love freedom. I love democracy. But more than that...."
Ah love freedom. Ah love democ'rcy. But more'n that...
"...I love America!"
Me love you long time, America!

The Puppetmaster - 13 by fuzzyman
9-02-02
I hope there were no side effects from the President's brain being in that Thai girl's body!
Hello, Soldier boy!
Seems normal!
Me love you long time!
*sigh*
Sucky sucky BOMB IRAQ!!! Sucky sucky BOMB IRAQ!!!

To be continued...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

9-02-02 8:34am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Fuzzyman is a funny man.

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9-02-02 10:14am (new)
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fuzzyman
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The Puppetmaster - 14 by fuzzyman
9-02-02
Meanwhile, at #10 Downing Street in Jolly Olde England...
Me love you long time, America!
It seems like that Bush fellow has finally lost it! Now I, Tony Blair, can take back the Colonies!
Meanwhile, in the deepest catacombs of the Vatican City...
Me love you long time, America!
Bush is crazy! Now I, Cardinal Tortellini, can take over America and found my great Catholic Empire!
Meanwhile, in Al Gore's secret orbiting headquarters...
Me love you long time, America!
Tipper, explain to me again how I lost to this guy.

To be continued...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

9-02-02 2:48pm (new)
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KazaTan
Junior Comic Technician

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arf, funny bits force laughter.

laughter causes pain (Bruised ribs)

pain causes anger

anger causes irrationality

i love u fuzzyman, i want to have your babies.

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9-02-02 3:32pm (new)
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fuzzyman
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The Puppetmaster - 15 by fuzzyman
9-04-02
Mr. Cheney, if we combine our forces, we can turn the United States into a great theocracy!
I don't need your help to do that. I have a secret weapon.
Oh? What's that?
John Ashcroft.
How can a man who lost a Senate race to a dead man be your secret weapon?
Have you smelled Ashcroft's breath? Bleah!

The Puppetmaster - 16 by fuzzyman
9-04-02
We can re-make this country together!
I'm not so sure. Why do I need you?
I have a secret weapon of my own.
Oh? And what would that be?
My army of Extreme Altar Boy Shock Troops!
Like, Agnus Dei, and all that.

The Puppetmaster - 17 by fuzzyman
9-04-02
George, I'd like to tell you about my plans with Cardinal Tortellini.
No can do, Dick!, Ahm busy packin' t' move outta th' White House!
What? Why?
We're part of th' British Empire, now!
Earlier...
I'd like to buy your country. How does five dollars sound?
Sold!

The Puppetmaster - 18 by fuzzyman
9-04-02
And so, Al Gore descended to Earth.
My fellow Americans...
His goal: Revolution!
We must rise up against our British oppressors!
Sadly, America had other ideas.
This is your moment!
That brainy Gore fella uses big, complicated words. I hate brainy fellas!

To be continued...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

9-04-02 4:06pm (new)
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Smarmulus
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Very clever, your use of the stiff/rigid KKP to represent Gore. And I laughed & laughed at the great line about turning the country into a theocracy.

A+

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9-04-02 4:22pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Especially with the beard. Of course we old-timers remember the pre-perm days when we had to use clango for Gore.

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9-04-02 6:03pm (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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Thank you, all.

The Puppetmaster - 19 by fuzzyman
9-04-02
So, you're America?
Not exactly. I'm an avatar who represents your typical American. You could say that I represent America. But to make things easy, you can call me America if you like.
So, explain it to me, America. How did *he* become President?
Have you ever had beer goggles? When you get drunk a girl seems awfully attrractive, until you wake up with her the next morning... and she's just awful.
So?
So... Have you ever chugged half a keg of Pabst Blue Ribbon for breakfast on Election Day?

The Puppetmaster - 20 by fuzzyman
9-04-02
What are we going to do?
I don't know about you, but my best bet is to become an Anglican.
But what about me?
What about you?
I'm the Puppetmaster! Without power, I am nothing!
Do I kmow you?

The Puppetmaster - 21 by fuzzyman
9-04-02
What will I do now? Where will I go?
Ah, Cheney, ol chap! I've been looking for you!
What can I do for you Mr. Blair.
I'd like to appoint you Interim Governor of the United Provinces of America.
United Provinces?
We were going to merge you with Canada, but Quebec objected, of course.

To be continued...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

9-04-02 7:45pm (new)
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fuzzyman
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The Puppetmaster - 22 by fuzzyman
9-05-02
I'm not so sure I want to be Governor of the United Provinces of America.
Why not? It's a fine job, old fellow!
I prefer to work in the shadows. Behind the scenes, pulling the strings. You know.
Are you sure I can't change your mind? I'll make you Vice-Governor.
No. Besides, what would America say?
Fine with me. *hic*

The Puppetmaster - 23 by fuzzyman
9-05-02
George! What are you doing here?
Ahm movin' back into th' White House!
You're going to te the Governor of the United Provinces of America?
Nope! Ahm still the President. Britain backed outta th' deal once they got the property tax assessment from the IRS.
That has to be the lamest plot device I have ever heard.
It was either that or th' whole thing was a dream. Choose yer poison.

The Puppetmaster - 24 by fuzzyman
9-05-02
Ah, it's good to be back in th' saddle again! It's good t' be the Pres'dent!
Right. Where were we before this whole Britain mess?
"Me love you long time, America?"
No, no, before that.
BOMB IRAQ!!! BOMB IRAQ!!!
*sigh*

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

9-05-02 5:45am (new)
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fuzzyman
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The Puppetmaster - 25 by fuzzyman
9-06-02
So, George... here's what you'll do next...
Ah doesn't think so, Dick! Ah don't need ya anymore! Ahm making my own decisions from now on!
But... George! You can't do that!
Gimme one good reason why I cain't!
You're an idiot.
Besides that.

The Puppetmaster - 26 by fuzzyman
9-06-02
Okay, George! Just try and run the country without me! You'll come crawling back to me in no time!
Ah'll show him! Ah'll issue a really smart Executive Order! THINK, George!
Ice cream for everybody!

The Puppetmaster - 27 by fuzzyman
9-06-02
And so, George W. Bush set about being his own President.
Ah am a Compassionate Conservative!
Not everyone understood his motives. But they could agree on one thing.
Ahm eliminatin' taxes for millionaires so they can simulate th' economy by investin' overseas!
He sure did put the ASS back in Compassionate.
We're cuttin' down all th' trees! But every Christian gets a free wooden lawn gnome!

Will it ever end? Probably not. To be continued...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

9-06-02 5:07am (new)
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Smarmulus
THE ARISTOCRAT

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Fuzzyman puts the ass in hilariass!

WONDERFUL STUFF!

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9-06-02 5:32am (new)
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Shadow_Artist
Do geese see God?

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quote:
Fuzzyman puts the ass in hilariass!

WONDERFUL STUFF!


I agree with the sentiment, though not with the spelling of hilarious...

Bravo!

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9-06-02 11:19am (new)
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fuzzyman
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The Puppetmaster - 28 by fuzzyman
9-06-02
BUSH! I need to have a word with you, you sniveling sack of shit!
What can I do ya for, Hillary?
What is this about cutting down all the trees, you assmunching erectile dysfunction!
Trees don't vote, Senator Clinton.
Shut up, you pube-gobbling colostomy bag!
Ahm sensing a bit of hostility, Ma'am.

The Puppetmaster - 29 by fuzzyman
9-06-02
Look, Hillary. I was kiddin' when I said we were cuttin' down all the trees.
Oh, really?
We're only cuttin' down *most* of th' trees!
I see. And which ones are you leaving?
Them petrified ones in Arizona. They keep breakin' the saw blade!
Maybe I won't wait until 2008...

The Puppetmaster - 30 by fuzzyman
9-06-02
Dick! What is this nonsense I hear about George thinking for himself?
It's true, Hillary. He has decided to forgo my guiding hand.
But what will he do if left to his own devices?
I shudder to contemplate it.
Meanwhile...
Mr. President! We have successfully invaded Rhode Island!
Excellent!

To be continued... (or, how long can he drag this out?)

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

9-06-02 8:06pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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Hah!!!

9-06-02 8:44pm (new)
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