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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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The Summoning - Part One by KajunFirefly
9-01-02
Good morning, gentlemen. You may wonder why I summoned you all here, and I can assure you, your questions will all be answered soon.
What the fuck is Santa doing here?

The Summoning - Part Two by KajunFirefly
9-01-02
It has come to my attention that we may be losing our position as most popular religion, we simply don't have the same dedication as those Muslims.
What do you mean "what the fuck is Santa doing here"?
You're nothing, a fucking flying postman who works one day a year, you draw attention AWAY from the Lord.

The Summoning - Part Three by KajunFirefly
9-01-02
We need to offer our followers more than just Heaven or Hell. I spoke to Allah and he's offering 7 young virgins and a boat.
Hey, I'm one of the most recognised figures in the world, I've got more right to be here than skeleton boy.
I usher souls into the next world, if it wasn't for me, Heaven and Hell would have no purpose.
Yeah, leave Death alone ya fat cunt!

The Summoning - Part Four by KajunFirefly
9-01-02
It's not enough to offer one big religious holiday a year, we need more worship during June and July, and I'm getting rid of Easter.
You can't get rid of Easter, that was my biggest moment.
I'm the one who has kept the religion alive for the past 50 years or so, people are tired of your hokey superstitions. They want flashy presents, a bit of glamour.
I don't see what's so glamourous about midget slave labour.
Yeah, I want to know what you do with those elves during the rest of the year!

The Summoning - Part Five by KajunFirefly
9-01-02
And...... um...... We need to, uh, we need to...
Will you guys SHUT THE FUCK UP, my Father is trying to speak to you!
That horned fool doesn't think I have any right to be here, tell him, go on Jesus, tell him how important I am.
Don't listen to him Jesus, he's the one who stole your spotlight, it's YOUR birthday and he gives everyone else in the world presents?
Yeah, and he's a paedophile!

[Click to view comic: 'The Summoning - Part Six']
[Click to view comic: 'The Summoning - Part Seven']

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9-01-02 4:37am (new)
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Bazilla
Comic Overlord

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Magnifico!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

9-01-02 7:30am (new)
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Shadow_Artist
Do geese see God?

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I praise this series with much clapping of my hands! Excellent stuff!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

9-01-02 7:44am (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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That was most excellent. And very well planned, I might add. Having Kajun give the punchline at the end after being silent the whole time was brilliant.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

9-01-02 8:24am (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

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9-01-02 8:39am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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*laugh* Classic! What a legend!

...oh, the series was good too!

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9-01-02 9:20am (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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Heh. Good, good.

9-01-02 9:25am (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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Almost as good as Weedleweedle's stuff.

9-01-02 9:54am (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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The joke was supposed to be the fact that, well, what the fuck was I doing at a gathering of fictional (in my opinion) religious characters?

But I needed a punchline.

Thank you for your kind words.

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9-01-02 10:42am (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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Hahaha!

Great series! The back and forth while someone else is obliviously talking reminds me of my Negro and White Person series. It's an underused technique!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

9-01-02 11:32am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Brilliant. But did Kajun get the boat?

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What others say about boorite!

9-01-02 12:15pm (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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Apparently, both the boat AND the virgins got sent to Obi, although they are not virgins anymore, so I don't want them.

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Dad was flammable

9-02-02 5:39pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

9-03-02 12:15am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Since when does kajun do only virgins?

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What others say about boorite!

9-03-02 8:33am (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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I don't discriminate, in fact, I'm not sure I've ever had a virgin before.

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Dad was flammable

9-04-02 4:34pm (new)
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Smarmulus
THE ARISTOCRAT

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Chief, you WOULD be sure if you had! (and if you have any common sense you would vow to NEVER make that mistake again!!!)

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

9-04-02 4:39pm (new)
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