KajunFirefly
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| Good morning, gentlemen. You may wonder why I summoned you all here, and I can assure you, your questions will all be answered soon. | |
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| What the fuck is Santa doing here? | |
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| It has come to my attention that we may be losing our position as most popular religion, we simply don't have the same dedication as those Muslims. | |
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| What do you mean "what the fuck is Santa doing here"? | |
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| You're nothing, a fucking flying postman who works one day a year, you draw attention AWAY from the Lord. | |
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| We need to offer our followers more than just Heaven or Hell. I spoke to Allah and he's offering 7 young virgins and a boat. | |
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| Hey, I'm one of the most recognised figures in the world, I've got more right to be here than skeleton boy. | |
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| I usher souls into the next world, if it wasn't for me, Heaven and Hell would have no purpose. | |
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| Yeah, leave Death alone ya fat cunt! | |
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| It's not enough to offer one big religious holiday a year, we need more worship during June and July, and I'm getting rid of Easter. | |
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| You can't get rid of Easter, that was my biggest moment. | |
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| I'm the one who has kept the religion alive for the past 50 years or so, people are tired of your hokey superstitions. They want flashy presents, a bit of glamour. | |
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| I don't see what's so glamourous about midget slave labour. | |
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| Yeah, I want to know what you do with those elves during the rest of the year! | |
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| And...... um...... We need to, uh, we need to... | |
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| Will you guys SHUT THE FUCK UP, my Father is trying to speak to you! | |
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| That horned fool doesn't think I have any right to be here, tell him, go on Jesus, tell him how important I am. | |
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| Don't listen to him Jesus, he's the one who stole your spotlight, it's YOUR birthday and he gives everyone else in the world presents? | |
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| Yeah, and he's a paedophile! | |
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[Click to view comic: 'The Summoning - Part Six']
[Click to view comic: 'The Summoning - Part Seven']
--- Dad was flammable
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