-This is a true story-
A friend of mine, named Gary went swimming one day. This is the story he told me. He started swimming, when he saw this nice blonde, really sexy. He swam up too her and said the worst thing he could say. "I've a hard one over you". She stared at him for a while. He regained humanity and realized his error. He started a really wooden, stiff laugh that was terribly performed. The blonde started too laugh as well. She thought this was some kind of gag. The next day, when I rang on his doorbell, I heard some thudding. You guessed it. Gary and Mellisa are now engaged. Weird, huh? You got any?

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Nober-(Verb)Noberer,Nobering,Nobered. A strange hatered for welsh people.

Got any? Sadly, I didn't get any of that.

BTW, hatred of the Welsh is never strange.

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What others say about boorite!

I vote that story 'Worst Place'.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I didn't get any either.

Ding!

Wait... Melissa? Tall girl? Blonde? With the thing?

No, I didn't get any.

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I has a flavor!

I did get it.

And I am convulsing with laughter.

It is very funny if you understand it.

Like my book Finnegan's Wake.

That I wrote.

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A little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit better hung than an elephant.