-This is a true story-
A friend of mine, named Gary went swimming one day. This is the story he told me. He started swimming, when he saw this nice blonde, really sexy. He swam up too her and said the worst thing he could say. "I've a hard one over you". She stared at him for a while. He regained humanity and realized his error. He started a really wooden, stiff laugh that was terribly performed. The blonde started too laugh as well. She thought this was some kind of gag. The next day, when I rang on his doorbell, I heard some thudding. You guessed it. Gary and Mellisa are now engaged. Weird, huh? You got any?

Got any? Sadly, I didn't get any of that.

BTW, hatred of the Welsh is never strange.

I vote that story 'Worst Place'.

I didn't get any either.

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I vote that story 'Worst Place'.

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I didn't get any either.

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I did get it.

And I am convulsing with laughter.

It is very funny if you understand it.

Like my book Finnegan's Wake.

That I wrote.