Elocution Day by evil_d 11-06-02

When I become King of the World, instead of Election Day, everyone will celebrate Elocution Day. And what will that be like? A whole lot of people will stand around and talk just to hear the sound of their own voices. So you're saying it'll be pretty much the same.

Erection Day by evil_d 11-06-02

When I become King of the World, instead of Election Day, everyone will celebrate Erection Day. And what will that be like? We'll get a bunch of famous people to stand around and masturbate. Then everyone will vote on who did the best job. So you're saying it'll be pretty much the same.

Electrocution Day by evil_d 11-06-02

When I become King of the World, instead of Election Day, everyone will celebrate Electrocution Day. And what will that be like? I'll lure as many people as I can to a single location by telling them it's their civic duty. Then I'll strike them all with a lightning bolt and send them on their way. So you're saying it'll be pretty much the same.

Electron Day by evil_d 11-06-02

When I become King of the World, instead of Election Day, everyone will celebrate Electron Day. And what will that be like? Everyone will come together to affirm that all of the atomic particles in the universe are in fact negatively charged. This affirmation will cause all of reality to disintegrate before our eyes. So you're saying it'll be pretty much the same.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Heh heh ...

Ektelon Day by Namgubed 11-06-02

When I become King of the World, instead of Election Day, everyone will celebrate Ektelon Day. And what will that be like? We'll get all the corporate executives to play each other in racquetball with expensive equipment, and then have three-martini lunches. So you're saying it'll be pretty much the same.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Nice.

I'm not sure how many more rhymes I can come up with for this.

Ear Infection Day by evil_d 11-06-02

When I become King of the World, instead of Election Day, everyone will celebrate Ear Infection Day. And what will that be like? The most intelligent people in the world will come to my palace to tell me how I should govern, but I'll be unable to listen to them because I'll have an ear infection. So you're saying it'll be pretty much the same.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Fantastic!

Erection day by ObiJo 11-06-02

To the barrots!

This breaks all the rules, but I rike it anyway.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Rejection Day by Namgubed 11-07-02

When I become King of the World, instead of Election Day, everyone will celebrate Rejection Day. And what will that be like? So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Jerk. RAR. TOBOR HAVE HEADACHE. Damn.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! See, it's funny, because asians talk weird, like, they replace "L" with "R".

Shut up.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Shit, I forgot Exoskeleton Day.

Days of Our Lives by kaufman 11-07-02

Ok, class, here's your homework assignment for tomorrow. Make three panel essays on: Eviction Day, Elixir Day, Electrocardiogram Day, Elvis Affection Day, El Kabong Day, Alex Trebek Day, Hexadecimal Day, Confection Day, Suggestion Day, Misdirection Day, Eel Action Day, Expression Day, Complexion Day, Bisection Day, and for extra credit, Doris Day.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

kaufman, ask and ye shall recieve.

Alex Trebek Day by UnknownEric 11-08-02

When I become King of the World, instead of Election Day, everyone will celebrate Alex Trebek Day. And what will that be like? Everyone will act like they know all the answers even though they're only reading from a little piece of paper somebody gave them. So you're saying it'll be pretty much the same.

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I has a flavor!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

That would never happen.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

This is my First Ever Stripcreator Strip.

Ever.

Changing the Tone in Washington by ShoutingBoy 11-11-02

Day After the Election President Bush insisted that today was not a day for gloating. "I am eager to work with all leaders of Congress, of both parties..." "...in fact, I have invited Senator Daschle to the White House to discuss ways to work together in the future." Uh-oh. RAAR!! DUBYA WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!

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"Now listen to me. I like you. The consequence is that it would annoy me for just about two and a half minutes if I heard that you had died in torments."