i will be startin colege latter this yeer and i just cant wate. why?? be cuase now a day's you can do all kind's of wierd coarse's!! if the ecenommic's department dosnt exept me i mite just do a degrie in clingon!! or the simson's!! i have evven herd of a colefge wear you can do a gradaut degrie in pokamon!! is that not out thier!!

what has this got to do with the contest you stupid fuckin rim jober i heer you say. well in this cc i want you to make a strip about 1 of these wierd colege coarse's. may be some one in the strip is studdying it teeching it or just talking about it for some reeson. what ever, just have the coarse in volved some how. the coarse can be anny thing. the zannier the coarse is the beter.

ohter wise you have a free rain. o i all most forgot. you will loose point's for;

1. joke's about tobor dr pandentic or cow boy pyhdic's
2. poor spelling
3. if you make a serie's dont make it more than 3 strip's, i dont have concatraton to reed that shit
3. being not funy
5. havin evver made fun off me. i willbe cheking.

multeple entry's are encoraged.
ok this compatitaton will be juged on the evaning tusday 14nth of janauray in the yeer of our lord 20003. good luck!!

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sex

Has someone new taken on the fuck mantle?

He's far less entertaining now.

emmmm let me think who is ment to be entertaning the cc host or the competetor's?? well i hope its not ment to be you craby be cuase your the leest funy person on this site a part from diesel.

not going to win=craby

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I could have made that alot better if I wasn't lazy.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

This may look like a series but it's actually a bunch of individual comics starring the same characters.

The Date by Scyess 2-24-01

So I graduated from the Super Dave Community College with a degree in the lacunar sciences in '98. Well, almost graduated, anyway... Moo. Ha ha! But I've been talking about my self all evening. Why don't you tell me something about yourself. Moo. You're not much for small talk, I guess. What part of "moo" don't you understand?

Funny... or Scary? by Scyess 1-08-03

I've decided I want to go back to school to better my life. What do you think of these classes I circled? Let's see... "Beginning Knitting," "Ceramics: Contemporary Pasta Bowls," "Feminist Research Methods," "The Politics of Marriage," "Anti-Aging Facial Exercise," "Introduction to African American Religion," "Rubber Stamp: Basic Skills," "Pop Music in American Culture," "Feminist Literary Criticism," "Reproductive Politics," "The Enjoyment of Music," Sorry, folks. That's the whole joke. These are actual courses taught at actual universities and colleges in Scyess' area. "History of Funeral Service," "Dog Massage," Ooo... "Realize Your Dreams!" When did they learn to teach that in one class? Sign me up.

Fun Ways to Spend Your Money by Scyess 1-08-03

But... it's what I've always wanted to do! If I take enough classes, and get good grades. I'll work really hard! I'm not saying you couldn't do it, I'm just saying that it's probably a tough job market to break into... I can do it if I just believe in myself! You'll see. Okay. It's your money. 4 years later... ...and you'll see from my resume I am more than qualified for the position. Are you SURE you're not retiring soon? When I find out who made up the "Santa Claus" major I'm going to leave him a stocking full of reindeer poop.

Hindsight is 20/20 by Scyess 1-09-03

Well, I've decided going back to college isn't for me. But I am going to take this seminar on "How to Invest Your Money Wisely." ...if you don't have a big enough sock, panty hose will work. Wad up the bills real tight so they'll all fit, and then tie off the end and hide it under your bed. Any questions? How was the seminar? I wish I'd taken it last year.

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"Old" is the old new.

Strip Number 1 In A Series Of 33 by ArtemisStrong 1-09-03

RARR!! TOBOR THINKS 'FUCK' IS A RUMPSMUGGLER!! TOBOR CORNHOLE!!! No, please, no! There's still so many gravitons I haven't generated yet! I AM TEH WIN IS YOU!!111!! And so, students, that concludes my lecture, "How Not To Win At CC 164".

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Brightly Colored Machine Tools by itsclark 1-09-03

So your supposed to be enrolled in my Surrealism workshop! Yes. I'm late because of a scheduling error. Go in and talk to my teaching assistant. We'll get you up to speed! Thanks. Quack.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Course Stupidity by itsclark 1-09-03

I'm here for the animal husbandry course? Hawt dang! C'mere Bessie; we've got ourselves a live one! Thank you folks, and good night! Next showing will be at 3:15!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

CC 164: Matriculater by kaufman 1-09-03

Hello, I'd like to register for American Studies 141. That course has been cancelled. It will be offered next semester. Next semester? That's what you told me 6 months ago. Look, I'm 73, and this is the only course I need for graduation. Are you absolutely sure? We are absolutely sure. How about that? That's 103 straight semesters Intro to Procrastination has been called off.

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Skydiving 101 by kaufman 1-09-03

Welcome to Skydiving 101. The first and most important thing I will teach you is the proper position to assume while in free fall. Could the TA come up here and demonstrate? It's called the spread-eagle, and it creates wind resistance, slowing the rate of fall. ... and he has none other than Jesus Christ as a TA. That's nothing. The law school has Satan.

Dropping the Course by kaufman 1-09-03

Are you ready for your first jump? Absolutely, Professor, let's do it! Hey, Doc, when do we learn how to open our chutes? We cover that next semester, in Skydiving 102. Keep that spread-eagle position! But for some reason, nobody ever enrolls in Skydiving 102.

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CC164 - It's about time I got an education... by kingofthehill 1-09-03

At Harvard... Hello, I'd like to apply for a course in savagely rectally probing damned souls for eternity please Certainly! What qualifications do you have? I did a basic course in evil last summer. Also, I'm the Prince of Darkness, Lucifer himself. Sign here please

More Skydiving 101 by kaufman 1-09-03

Hey Mike, where's your chute? I strapped it on; it fell off. That's not good. Why'd you let it fall off? What am I supposed to do? I have no back. Of course it fell off! You know, maybe they shouldn't have let a guy with no arms, no legs and no body take Skydiving 101. They had to. Americans with Disabilities Act.

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Assasination 101:"Instrument of Death" Exam by TheGovernor 1-09-03

Very good class... Brian the nail is supposed to go in your victims head, not your own

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simon > fuck by AdZki 1-09-03

Okay so the first lesson in false personas of the moronic kind: dont make it at all funny, and dont make out youre actually quite normal. and remember: dont be funny. fuck, youre crap, i'm going to simon kendricks lesson so he did LESSEN NUMBER 1: YOURE ARE GAY ALL OF YOU AND THE WOMMEN ARE TOO ASWELL!!!!11 aye LESON NUMBER 2: BE THE AROGGANTIST PRESON EVERY BECAUS SMIMON IS THE BESTER excellent

fuck skool by boinky33 1-09-03

I'm taking a course on: How to talk like fuck. Oh reely? Ive ben taking that corse for 4 yers now. the techer says im fuking lika pro. What?

CC 164: health by boinky33 1-09-03

Welcome to your first class about health. Now my partner Greg will demonstrate how to cure constipation in one easy step. Go on, Greg....

CC164: Professor Eric's Music 353 Course by UnknownEric 1-09-03

Hi, I'm Professor Eric and welcome to my course, Why Modern Punk Rock Gets It All Wrong By Pretending Punk Is A Musical Style And Not An Attitude 101. Damn.

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I has a flavor!

CC 164: I'm only joking by boinky33 1-09-03

Welcome to: How to make a funny SC strip. Step one: Be original. Step two: Always end with a punchline. Step three: Don't be UnknownEric.

Needs more salami. :P

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I has a flavor!

CC164: Serial class by maddog00 1-09-03

Hey, what's this line for? I think its a signup for a course. Yeah, they say its an easy 4 credit A. No homework or even a class to attend. I can't wait. The University's new way of removing lazy students Why are you wearing a mask? And what's up with the scythe? What kind of course is this again? No, questions. Just follow me into this room. Mind the floor. The last vic..I mean, student didn't clean up after me..I mean himself..

CC 164: I got no class by NeoVid 1-09-03

All right, it's nearing the end of the year, and that means that you're in for your most important test, class. The test will be to tell everyone else in the school to attend this class on Monday, and give them directions on how to get here. And if I see a single one of them actually arrive in this classroom, you've all failed Subterfuge 101.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

well, i guess that counts me out. haha, you cant spell...

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

CC 164: Hops, Skip and Jump by kaufman 1-09-03

I like your fraternity a lot, but one key to which house I pledge is that my brothers and I share common academic interests. So tell me, what's your major? Beer. Oh wow! I have a friend at Princeton who's majoring in beer, and it sounds like a great curriculum: History of Grain, Fermentation Chemistry, ... Marketing of Beverages, Sociology of Alcohol, Homebrewing, Beer in Literature... What's your favorite course? Course? They have courses?

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