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ladyjdotnet
February 8, 2003 8:41 PM

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dcomposed
February 8, 2003 9:16 PM

old news. It's a good game but in no way is it life ruin calibre, look at the other games on that site, some are much better. These links should have been posted in the Tattoo Barbie thread anyway.

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Brad
February 8, 2003 9:39 PM

I like the juggling game.

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ladyjdotnet
February 8, 2003 10:19 PM

quote:
old news. It's a good game but in no way is it life ruin calibre, look at the other games on that site, some are much better. These links should have been posted in the Tattoo Barbie thread anyway.

Drink bleach. Thanks.

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crabby
February 9, 2003 9:33 PM

A bit harsh.

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dcomposed
February 9, 2003 9:39 PM

Hey ladyj, I was looking in a dictionary and I found out that you are literally a cunt.

CUNT
noun: cunt 1. a woman who is thoroughly disliked; "she said her son thought Hilary was a bitch" [syn: bitch] 2. obscene terms for female genitals [syn: puss, pussy, nooky, slit]
source: WordNet

You are thoroughly disliked, you are a woman, therefore you are a cunt.

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lara7
February 10, 2003 12:42 AM

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You are thoroughly disliked, you are a woman, therefore you are a cunt.

I don't dislike her. Therefore you are incorrect that she is "thoroughly disliked". Therefore, you should drink bleach.

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dcomposed
February 10, 2003 4:00 AM

From what I've seen alot of people dislike her. Maybe I just don't know what thoroughly means.

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dcomposed
February 10, 2003 4:04 AM

I'm sorry I called you a cunt, even if you aren't one you still shouldn't have told me to drink bleach for telling you something about a game you posted.
I thought I was being nice anyway, nothing I said was not nice, you telling me to drink bleach is.

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boorite
February 10, 2003 8:43 AM

I do NOT dislike LadyJ thoroughly!

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boorite
February 10, 2003 8:44 AM

I don't think that sounded as nice as I meant it to.

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boorite
February 10, 2003 9:07 AM

quote:
Drink bleach. Thanks.

I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach
you know we practice what we preach
We're not a drunken bunch of frat boys drunk on beer
or a stoned bunch of hippies with no careers
I wanna drink bleach with a Georgia Peach

My pals and I all drink Clorox
or eat Snowy right out of the box
Teenage suicide rate shot high and we
understand the reason why
Bleach does more than whiten socks

Don't you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby
in a land where ministers murder golf pros?
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

Maybe there'll be a party at the beach
We'll bitch about life and chug-a-lug bleach
No ones getting high and no one's getting drunk
we got a case off bleach stashed in the trunk.
I wanna die with clorox within reach.

I'm very proud of the respect I've earned
and my voice is very deep 'cause my throat got burned.
Bleach keeps you young so I've been told
'cause no one who drinks it lives to be old
Drink it with a chaser is the first thing I learned.
Don't you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby
in a land where midgets run for mayor?
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

I had 26 friends in the beginning
but now it seems our numbers are thinning
Some people drive fast others love to bet
still others snort coke in a private jet.
But drinking bleach is my way of winning.

(Bad guitar solo)

I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach (x472)

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Devin
February 10, 2003 9:57 AM

Unfair! Drinking bleach is MY trademark action!

Well, I guess it WAS. Been sober for three years now.

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ladyjdotnet
February 10, 2003 6:52 PM

I was only offering you a drink, dcom. I'm sorry you have such issues with accepting gifts.

That's okay, boorite. I don't dislike you thoroughly, too. :)

Lara, on the other hand, I adore. 'specially since she licked my ear.

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KajunFirefly
February 10, 2003 7:05 PM

I dislike you all thoroughly.

*drinks bleach*

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andydougan
February 10, 2003 7:11 PM

That definition of "cunt" can't be right.

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dcomposed
February 10, 2003 8:50 PM

I'm also sorry I said other people disliked you, I must have misunderstood all the bad things people were sayinga bout you in #stripcreator.

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ladyjdotnet
February 10, 2003 8:58 PM

I'm kind of flattered I'm still discussed in stripcreator, then. I haven't been there in quite a while.

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boorite
February 11, 2003 7:58 AM

quote:
Lara, on the other hand, I adore. 'specially since she licked my ear.

Hot girl-on-girl aural sex.

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PhreakyChinchilla
February 11, 2003 9:14 AM

quote:
That definition of "cunt" can't be right.

Ahem, Your Mom.

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Bazilla
February 11, 2003 9:32 AM

This bickering is pointless!

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DragonXero
February 11, 2003 9:48 AM

I still harbor a childishly thorough dislike of LadyJ.

Thorough, that's a very weird word. It's spelled oddly. You'd think it would be spelled "Thurogh".
Feh.

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boorite
February 11, 2003 9:58 AM

I harbor a dislike for Thoreau.

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JrnymnNate
February 11, 2003 9:59 AM

quote:
This bickering is pointless!
This isn't the Death Star, Tarkin.

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Devin
February 11, 2003 10:16 AM

quote:
I harbor a dislike for Thoreau.
F U THOREAU IS TEH WIN!

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punkrockskaboy
February 11, 2003 10:31 AM

I've given up on disliking her...I like EVERYONE! hooray!

Now that that is out of my system...dcomp...link that definition of cunt...something is fishy about it. (no pun intended, but after reading the pun...yeah...it is now intended.)

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lemur68
February 11, 2003 5:11 PM

quote:
Lara, on the other hand, I adore. 'specially since she licked my ear.

God that was hot.

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dcomposed
February 11, 2003 7:03 PM

HLA! HLA! HLA!

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ladyjdotnet
February 11, 2003 9:12 PM

quote:
quote:
Lara, on the other hand, I adore. 'specially since she licked my ear.

God that was hot.

No, hot was when lara and I licked gabe's head.

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ladyjdotnet
February 11, 2003 9:12 PM

quote:
I still harbor a childishly thorough dislike of LadyJ.


Whatever.

Let's bury the hatchet and play a game of button men. :)

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DragonXero
February 12, 2003 4:15 AM

I don't get that game.
How about some Quake II?

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ladyjdotnet
February 12, 2003 5:48 AM

Quake II makes me motion sick.

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boorite
February 12, 2003 7:24 AM

quote:
No, hot was when lara and I licked gabe's head.

I'm sorry for any misunderstanding. By "hot," we mean "appealing at least vaguely to a prurient interest."

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DragonXero
February 12, 2003 8:42 AM

How about a nice game of RTCW then?

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ladyjdotnet
February 12, 2003 7:48 PM

I must admit that I am unfamiliar with what RTCW means, or I at least don't remember knowing.

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DragonXero
February 13, 2003 2:43 AM

"Return to Castle Wolfenstein".
The first in this outrageous wave of First Person Shooters based in WWII.

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boorite
February 13, 2003 8:22 AM

Shouldn't "Castle Wolfenstein" have been the first? How could you "Return to" it if you hadn't been there in the first place?

Most illogical.

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Devin
February 13, 2003 9:38 AM

What, game names don't have to make sense. I mean, Final Fantasy 10? Not very final, is it?

But I agree with boorite, the ORIGINAL Wolfenstein is "The first in this outrageous wave of First Person Shooters based in WWII."

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DragonXero
February 13, 2003 3:07 PM

Er, Black Sabbath was the first British Metal band, but it wasn't the first in the "New Wave of British Heavy Metal". RTCW was the first of the modern FPSes with a WWII theme.
Besides, the original Wolfenstein 3D was barely even a WWII game. You shot Nazis in a castle.

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Devin
February 13, 2003 3:38 PM

I disagree. If you think the World War 2 theme can't include simply shooting Nazis in a castle, I would say a game like Medal of Honor Underground would be the first.

The thing with Return to Castle Wolfenstein is that it simply isn't the first first-person shooter to take place during World War 2, and I don't think there are enough games after it to constitute a "wave."

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boorite
February 14, 2003 9:38 AM

What's that game where you shoot Nazis in an amusement park?

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Devin
February 14, 2003 10:17 AM

Death to Disneyworld?

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User #16352
February 14, 2003 10:19 AM

Castlevania?

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kaufman
February 14, 2003 10:43 AM

Riding It's a Small World while armed and tripping?

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DragonXero
February 14, 2003 10:58 AM

There are PLENTY of WWII games out there. Medal of Honor, RTCW, Half-Life's WWII mod, Battlefield 1942, and about a dozen lame-ass ripoffs. From what I've heard, I want Battlefield 1942 the most. You can fly planes and such.
Damn that would rule.

I remember a short-lived game. A FPS based on C&C, only it's an FPS. You can drive vehicles and stuff. It was a REALLY fun game, even though I only played the demo.

Also, someone needs to go on a rampage in Disneyland. "FIFTY FUCKING DOLLARS TO GET IT, THREE DOLLARS FOR A FUCKING CAN OF COKE, TWENTY DOLLARS FOR A SMALL MEAL, AND NO FUCKING BOOZE! THIS IS NOT THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH!" Followed by many, many gunshots and explosions, ending with the maniac stealing the ship from that one show they put on before closing, and firing the cannons at Mickey's head, while he detonates all the plastic explosives he planted in the park, then escaping through the underground tunnels.
Because he's a ninja. And ninjas flip out because they have real ultimate power.

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skagg
February 14, 2003 12:15 PM

my army flatmate is stealing me some plastic explosives this weekend.

its gonna be THE best paperweight ive ever had on my desk

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punkrockskaboy
February 14, 2003 1:11 PM

Damn you guys are dorks...that being said...

anyone played disciples II? Good stuff. :)

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boorite
February 14, 2003 2:43 PM

quote:
Damn you guys are dorks

Ouch. It's like being called ugly by a Tasmanian pus toad.

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lemur68
February 14, 2003 8:32 PM

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And ninjas flip out because they have real ultimate power.

On the day Disneyland blows up, I will wail on my axe and pop like 48 boners.

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Devin
February 15, 2003 12:18 AM

...That's sick.

Unless you're NOT making a sexual reference, in which case, I withdraw my comment.

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