Ok...given the humongous opening weekend the new X-Men movie had, I wanted to make a contest honoring it.

The concept is simple; X-Men, for those who don't know, are "mutants" and therefore have mutant powers. I want you to give a character a humorous mutant power and X-Men name. It can be anything you wish, but if you want to win, I suggest you make it funny.

Your comics should involve a conflict or problem to be solved, which will ultimately be solved by your X-man using his/her mutant power. There are no limits or stipulations as to what the problem is. It can be something ridiculously simple, or something incredibly complex. Whatever you wish to do is fine with me.

A couple of extra rules:

1. You must use a forum user character somewhere in your comics. Even if he/she only shows up for one panel, they must be there.

2. TRY to stay away from run into the ground SC gags. i.e. cowboy physics, tobor, etc. I will not disqualify entries with these gags in them, but it will hurt your chances.

3. Your entries must be series since one comic would not give you enough panels to introduce your x-man, set-up, and solve a problem.

4. Your X-man must be introduced in the first comic of a series.

This idea seemed easier to explain than it actually was, if you have any questions, I will answer them. I know that my explanation is a little shitty so, if necessary, I will even tweak the explanation a little to make it clearer. Judging will be held on Friday.

get to teh funny.

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CC 186: X-Men pt. 1 by PandaSteak 5-10-03

In some far away alley two friends meet. So, what was it you wanted totell me? Have you ever heard of the X-Men? A secret has been let loose and no no one is safe! Of course! They are rad! Well I am one of them... A friend, lost. A heart, broken. This cannot be good, will he still be able to do his duties as....AN X-MAN!! No! No! Skidrow won't hurt you!

CC 186: X-Men pt. 2 by PandaSteak 5-10-03

In the same alley, same time, same channel - Skidrow is harrassed, a harrassment of the sexual nature no less. Sir, I'd rather have hell on earth than to have you stare at my penis. Then, without warning, things start make a change for the moderatly worse off! What in the name of Xena?! Satan and Skidrow meet again, in the final showdown! Done. Well...shit - I have to stop this don't I?

CC 186: X-Men pt. 3 by PandaSteak 5-10-03

Then, with all Skidrow's might... Must....change....form!!!!! Oh! Crapped my pants. Was that me? Kabamo! Oh, you are not the only shapeshifter around here!! Is there an upperhand? If there was, who would hold it?! Find out next time on...nevermind.

CC 186: X-Men pt. 4 by PandaSteak 5-10-03

...the fight continues! So it's agreed, a fight to the death is in order! I have mad skills. You are no match for me. Could this be the end!? Ouch. That was quick. Thank god! Skidrow is still alive, and kickin` ass....as well as taking names. ... Skidrow never dies!!!!!

CC 186: X-Men pt. 5 by PandaSteak 5-10-03

Looks like everything is tied up loosely... There, all done. Too bad this evil thing I have done to solve out little "dispute" is just out of camera range. It must be hilarious though! Except...... Officer! There is this crazy guy with a cat, and now he is a fly, and these things, oh my god come look! YOU'RE ON DRUGS!!!! The End...? Save us all! This ending made no sense, tell the children! Oh you and your practical jokes!!!! Let's get married!

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X2: Stripcreator's Revenge 1.1 by MaxPayne 5-11-03

We've got to stop them, Sook Mi! Sucky-sucky! Damnit, haven't you been listening to a word I've been saying about The Evil Pantsless Cat Burglar? Sucky....sucky? Screw this, I'll go call Huge Elbow Man... I was just kidding, Professor Ecksavier. Now, TO THE BAT CA...I mean.... the Mutant Cave!

X2: Stripcreator's Revenge 1.2 by MaxPayne 5-11-03

It sure is convenient being able to fly and all. I'll get to the Evil Pantless Cat Burglar's lair in no time! Look, it's Marie Antoinette's ghost! Pointless Sidebar? Very. But who couldn't use a little extra head now and again? Let them eat cake!

X2: Stripcreator's Revenge 1.3 by MaxPayne 5-11-03

Cold, dingy lair. A pair of jeans left on the floor. Millions of dollars worth of stolen merchandise. Yup, this must be the place. Hey! What're you doing in here? And what're you doing with my pants? I've come to put a stop to your half-naked criminal ways, Pantsless Cat Burglar! But before I haul you off to jail where you'll have your pants down more than you'd like, why did you do it? *Sniff* Well.... Oh no....

X2: Stripcreator's Revenge 1.3 by MaxPayne 5-11-03

Insert wavy lines to indicate flashback sequence here. It all started back in college....... One day in the campus square... So, Tracy, do you, like, like to do... stuff? Get away from me you weirdo! And where are your damn pants? Being an alcoholic, this wasn't the first time something like this had happened. Sadly, nor would it be the last... I traded them for this beer. Would you like a sip? Sure! Just let me go get my pepper spray!

X2: Stripcreator's Revenge 1.4 by MaxPayne 5-11-03

So you see, I've been scarred emotionally driving me to a life of crime. You sold your pants to buy a beer, and when a girl didn't want to share a beer with a half-naked stranger, you turned to a life of crime? I'm gonna go get another beer out of the fridge, you want one? You got any Dos Equis?

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X2: Stripcreator's Revenge 1.5 by MaxPayne 5-11-03

Here ya go. *sip* Ahh, that hit's the spot. I'm sorry though, Pantsless Cat Burglar, I'm still going to have to bring you in. But you haven't even used your mutant superpower yet! What is it, anyway? Atomic Sucky-Sucky! But that's not the point.... :-) Blah blahblah blahblahblah blah blahblah blah blahblah.

X2: Stripcreator's Revenge 1.6 by MaxPayne 5-11-03

Well my willy IS kind of cold, me not wearing pants and all... You don't really expect me to.. You have to! It's in the rules! Ugh. Fine! Who's your daddy?

X2: Stripcreator's Revenge 1.7 by MaxPayne 5-11-03

I feel better now! *spit* Until we meet again, Sook Mi! Wait a minute! I just did that and I don't even get the collar? The rules say you have to use your power, doesn't say anywhere about actually accomplishing anything! Damn you, punkrockskaboy! And look at my dress! It's ruined!

X2: Stripcreator's Revenge 1.8 The End by MaxPayne 5-11-03

Well, since you're so cute, and since you've got a mouth like a Bryn Mawr cheerleader, I'll give you back everything I stole. So....I guess I accomplished something.... thanks! See ya! Farewell, Pantsless Catburglar! THE END! Thank God. Hey, I'm lonely too! Take a hike, Pasty Computer Nerd Man!

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check again max payne:

However, you kind of saved yourself by having catburglar give back the stuff. I will take that into consideration.

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It ain't over till it's over. That would be the THE END at the end.

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CC186: A New Hope For The X-Men by UnknownEric 5-11-03

In the "Danger Room," Professor Xavier recieves a desperate call for help... Oh my! President Bush has been injected with hyper drugs and is on a rampage in the streets of D.C.! But all of the X-Men are out on assignment! Wait! Who are you? I'm Peter Puffer, The Sparktacular Doobie Man. Suddenly I have a craving for Funyuns. Aah, you've discovered my mutant power.

CC186: Essential X-Men, Vol. 2: The Unknown Eric Years by UnknownEric 5-11-03

Hmm, so Professor X just dumps me in the middle of D.C. with no map and no idea of where the Prez is, and I have to find him? Man, this could turn out to me my hardest mission yet. Or not. RAAAR! IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING? RAAAR!

CC186: X-Men Vs. Alpha Flight (Special Limited Series!) by UnknownEric 5-11-03

RAAR! IF WE DON'T SUCCEED, WE RUN THE RISK OF FAILURE! RAAR! Stop, Mr. President! Stop the madness! Who in blazes are you?!? I am Peter Puffer, better known as DOOBIE MAN! Why are my Yale years suddenly flooding back to me?

CC186: Residue of Doobie Man. Editor: Jim Owsley. by UnknownEric 5-11-03

Doobie Man, even though you mellowed me out and saved Washington, I'm still going to have to arrest you for drug possession! Are you kidding? You can't do that! Naah, I'm just kidding. I'm grateful for what you've done. Phew. So I'm not under arrest? Well, yeah, you are. War on drugs, y'know. Bummer.

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CC 186: In X-tremely Bad Taste (1) by jes_lawson 5-11-03

Int: Xavier school for the Gifted. Human Resources Divison So then. What makes you think you can be an X-man? You're going to be really impressed by my power, honey. Listen smartass, what makes you think… Watch me get those donuts from that counter! Hnng! *Sproing!* !…Welcome to the X-Men! Can you do that again? Say, in my bedroom in fifteen minutes? You haven't seen the half of what "The Wang" can do, baby.

CC 186: In X-tremely Bad Taste (2) by jes_lawson 5-11-03

Welcome, Wang! I'm Trivial, your team leader! But...I thought the Professor was our team leader. We have many teams here. You'll be in the most important one of all Cool! What's our first mission? Maintaining effective I.T. support for the X-Men! Aww crap! The Wang don't need this!

CC 186: In X-tremely Bad Taste (3) by jes_lawson 5-11-03

God, what a boring day! Hey Super Jesus! Seen The Wang anywhere? He's playing tug-of-war with Cyclops. Eww! And I'm on cleaning duty! Well, better get the power hose! No, My Son, you do not understand. He's with Scott Summers in the Training Room. Huh! I always thought he might swing that way! Jean Grey's in for a shock! Thou art of restricted intellect, aren't you, Captain Fuckwit?

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CC 186: In X-tremely Bad Taste (4) by jes_lawson 5-11-03

Shit! Someone's trying to hack into Cerebro! Better spring into action *sproing!* Yo! Git you extendable dick outta my face, white boy! SupaFly! Would you stop pissing about, there are enough bugs in my PC already! Shut up, fool! Mah fly Compund Eye just saw who be trying to play our server like a mutha! Who? Princ3ssB1tch! She be usin her l33t mutant powers ta fuck our shit up!

CC 186: In X-tremely Bad Taste (5) by jes_lawson 5-11-03

Well, I guess it's up to me! SupaFly! Fly me to where this Princ3ssB1tch hiding! Wid' a quickness! In the blink of a fly's eye... Your hacking days are over missy! Lol! All yuor base aRe b3long 2 us, X-Man l0s3r! Well, if you mean that I always let a lady come first then I'm an all-night loser, babe! *Sproing!* OMFG! Dude! Yu0r c0X0r! It's like a hantai tentacle! Real-life Cyb3r me NOW!

CC 186: In X-tremely Bad Taste (6) by jes_lawson 5-11-03

Dude! U totally R0X0r in bed! I luv u! ;-) I know babe, it's a gift. But an extendable John Holmes doesn't keep our network running. Hey! I cld join ur clan, fix ur PCs and you cld s3xx0r me all nite! Everybody wins! Especially The Wang! And so once more, the world is saved. At the After Mission Party... And this one...*sproing* is a poodle! This one...*sproing* is Chinese for "sex"! Hey Wang! Any more of those cream-filled donuts you got?

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Yay! My greatest creation, Super Jesus, lives on!

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I knew I'd seen His face somewhere before. It was either on Stripcreator or in a vision during my last pilgrimage to Lourdes...

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Since I have no idea what Lourdes is, it must have been on StripCreator.

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Amazingly... completely rules compliant.

CC186: The New New X-Men - 1 by fuzzyman 5-11-03

Hello, Professor X! Hello, Brewmaster, my young X-recruit! Welcome to our X-ceptional X-lair! Before you get started, let me give you an x-tour around the x-premises! Sounds like a plan. This, of course, is our X-cellent X-lab, where I perform X-periments to aid my X-men in their X-duties. You're a lucky man! Your time here will be... oh, how do I say it? X-cruciating. No, that wasn't it.

CC186: The New New X-Men - 2 by fuzzyman 5-11-03

So... this is the graveyard, where we buy the X-men who have fallen in battle. Last week we had to X-hume the Decomposing Man, ha ha! Riiight. He was a good fighter. One of the best. Then one day, he just fell apart. Nervous breakdown? Organic breakdown. He couldn't walk two feet without an ear or eye or arm falling off. I thought X-men always stuck together?

CC186: The New New X-Men - 3 by fuzzyman 5-11-03

This is our jail, where we keep criminals until we turn them over to the authorities. Only the Human Paperclip has ever escaped. Picked the lock. Interesting. He used to be an X-man, but then he went bad on us. What made Human Paperclip turn to a life of crime? I'm not sure... Someone must have really bent him out of shape. Figures.

CC186: The New New X-Men - 4 by fuzzyman 5-11-03

...and this is my bedroom. End of the tour! So, what amazing x-thing happened in here? *ahem* What? Nothing... yet. PANIC!

CC186: The New New X-Men - 5 by fuzzyman 5-11-03

Ooops. *cough* Oh my God! What is that smell? *cough* That smoke!!! Where is it coming from? *Gaaaaak* Sorry... I'm a little nervous. My mutant powers activated. *hkkk* Aren't you the Brewmaster? *GaaaAAAK* Don't you X-pectorate an X-ceptionally strong mutant brew? *COUGH* No, that's the BrewMEISTER. I'm the BrewMASTER. I'm the one with uncontrollable mutant beer farts. *THUNK*