Well it took 120 contests but yet again I am in charge.

Welcome to...........BATTLE PLANET!
Your goal while staying on battle planet is to be funny. And also to be judged on a points based system.
You can earn points through these catergories:
A MAXIMUM of 20 points for using only kaddar characters.
A MAXIMUM of 20 points for using only dexx characters.
Up to but probably NOT 50 points for making a comic containing no fewer than 12 words but no more than 18.
A MAXIMUM of 35 points for making referece to a space race.
10 bonus points for making a 5 comic series. No more than 5 no less than 5.
-25 points if your name is devin or punkrockskaboy
A MAXIMUM 15 points for taking a character I use in my comics and bringing him into your 5 part series. The characters use in a single comic will not gain you any points. He MUST be used in a series.
A MINIMUM 15 points for making your comic a love story. The more over the top it is the more I'm going to laugh and the more points you will earn.

While the catergories show the MAXIMUM number of points you can receive for each given rule if its not funny I'm not gonna give you any points for it. Whoever has the highest point total wins. Use as many or as few of the catergories as you like. However, the more categories you use the more points you're likely to get. The most important thing is to be funny.

Judging will be Sunday night around whenever I feel like it.

Oooh this looks like fun.

I offer my congratulations to kaufman in advance.

Just because I'm already forming an idea? Give it time; others will have better ones.

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-25 points if your name is devin or punkrockskaboy

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Who would name their baby punkrockskaboy? I have it on fairly good authority that the stripper who goes by that handle has a completely different name. Now whether or not his name is "Devin" is left as an exercise for the interested reader.

I am WAY too lazy to pull this one off (and, judging on the results of the last two contests, nowhere near as funny as I think I am...), so I leave it to the genii in the crowd (ie, kaufman, Scyess, etc.) to make me laugh. Do it, ladies and gentlemen! Make me laugh, dammit! HA HA HA HA HA!!!

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-25 points if your name is devin or punkrockskaboy

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My standards for judging whats funny aren't very high. It doesn't take much just look at any of my comics. I'm very easily amused.

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This was almost so nerdy that I didn't enter it, but if you know the story, who's more nerdy, hmm? OK, me.

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I once used all KADDER character
I once used all DEXX characters
There was love
And you a character was in it
WHOO!This may have been my weirdest comic series yet...

"Woodow" is, of course, your "Woodrow" character.

I'm consistent with my typos, at least.

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LET THE JUDGING BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!

Zegota: Used only kaddar and dexx characters but not just the kaddar or just the dexx so I'm giving you 10 points for that. 48 words=no points.No space race=no points. None of my characters=no points. Mildly amusing love (sex) related panel 18 points. Total=28 points.

attitudechicka: no kaddar no dexx=no points. 27 words, clever 1 point. Great! Mention of a space race 17 points. no my character=no points. Vauge love related story 19 points. Total=37 points.

MaxPayne: Used only kaddar and dexx characters but not just the kaddar or just the dexx so I'm giving you 10 points for that. IMO an awful reference to space race, you've insulted to in a way I didn't think possible. But you mentioned it 2 points. 16 words but not particularly funny words 13 points. Love story=debateable but I'm going to give you the 15 points. no character of mine=no points. Total=38 points.

umfumdisi: 5 bonus points for making a 5 part series. Used only kaddar, GREAT! 20 points. No real mention of space race but definetly spacey 12 points. I didn't count but frm the looks of it some of those 5 were between 12 and 18 words 27 points Love story? 15 points. Total=79? points.

I've lost interest in this.
Drunken boats was great I liked Dan's. I expected more from kaufman but still a cut above most. Fuzzy you confused me on the woodow thing but ok. mmyers I loved it six panels and you would have probab;ly won no doubt. GREAT! I LOVED IT!!!!!! But it needed one more comic. I blame myself but still great job. MDMM
I don't even know what to think.

Winner=kramer. Wow way to mimic my style with scary accuracy. I commend you and award you this particular contest.

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Hurrah! Thanks Crabster. New rules up shortly.

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attitudechicka: no kaddar no dexx=no points. 27 words, clever 1 point. Great! Mention of a space race 17 points. no my character=no points. Vauge love related story 19 points. Total=37 points.

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Somebody uses XP....

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Somebody uses XP....

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Though I got what I wanted, (the honorable mention) I'd still like to debate my score. Since when are forumuser characters not Dexx's characters? You should have been more specific.

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I think crabby should be the host of the next "Whose Line."

I liked to whole points idea for this contest, but I can see how it would be a hassle marking everyone, especially if there were lots of entries.

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especially if there were lots of entries.

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