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kramer_vs_kramer
May 26, 2003 9:28 AM

Blah blah blah blah comic blah. Blah blah contest blah funny blah blah.

Anyway, for this contest, I'd like you to make a strip about a great moment in history. Or maybe a not-so great moment in history. But it must be set at some specific event in the past. Although you can be as revisionist as you like.

Some more rules, just to make me feel all self-important:


  • I have a short attention span, so single strips or two-parters only. Please.
  • The usual in-jokes are getting boring. Any appearances by Tobor or Cowboy physics etc had better be good or I'll be like "pfft".
  • On the other hand, I'm all for running jokes into the ground, so if anyone can think of any new in-jokes or one-note characters, that would be great.
  • Photoshopped entries will be accepted.

Judging will be sometime Thursday/ Friday-ish.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
May 26, 2003 10:27 AM

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
May 26, 2003 10:39 AM

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Bastaard
May 26, 2003 11:03 AM

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KajunFirefly
May 26, 2003 11:57 AM

quote:
Photoshopped entries will be accepted.
S'been a while since we've seen any of them.

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Chi_The_Cynic
May 26, 2003 12:01 PM

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MaxPayne
May 26, 2003 2:13 PM

Goddamnit internet. 100,000 pictures of Abe Lincoln and THIS is the best picture I could find of JWB.

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MaxPayne
May 26, 2003 2:19 PM

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MaxPayne
May 26, 2003 3:21 PM

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MaxPayne
May 26, 2003 3:24 PM

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MaxPayne
May 26, 2003 3:42 PM

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Ewwwww
May 27, 2003 1:51 AM

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Ewwwww
May 27, 2003 1:56 AM

I don't know If you will except this one, but it deals with a famous speech.
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jes_lawson
May 27, 2003 4:10 AM

Ewwwww's entry made me want to enter this one.
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Bargaintuan
May 27, 2003 8:10 AM

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And here's a blast from the past, regarding the Clone-Aid/Raelian "controversy" from earier this year:
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umfumdisi
May 27, 2003 8:12 AM

sorry about the quality, but I started with a fuzzy Gore image

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kaufman
May 27, 2003 10:11 AM

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kaufman
May 27, 2003 6:48 PM

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kaufman
May 28, 2003 9:47 AM

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Spankling
May 28, 2003 9:58 PM

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OR

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MaxPayne
May 28, 2003 11:19 PM

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jes_lawson
May 29, 2003 4:17 AM

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Shadow_Artist
May 29, 2003 5:41 AM

In the beginning...

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kaufman
May 29, 2003 6:30 AM

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mmyers
May 29, 2003 8:37 AM

The first one was inspired by Bastaard.
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mmyers
May 29, 2003 9:08 AM

This is an old one with four parts that i took my two favorites in the interest of being compliant.
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KungChiFu
May 29, 2003 2:36 PM

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CrunchyCheese
May 29, 2003 3:45 PM

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attitudechicka
May 29, 2003 4:31 PM

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umfumdisi
May 29, 2003 9:41 PM

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umfumdisi
May 29, 2003 10:03 PM

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Ewwwww
May 30, 2003 1:29 AM

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Ewwwww
May 30, 2003 2:26 AM

This one is crappy but its worth a shot.

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kramer_vs_kramer
May 30, 2003 2:46 AM

Okay, it's winner time!

There were some funny entries in this contest, so here are the honourable mentions:

Kaufman for "The Assassination of Caesar"
Attitudechicka for the Jesse James one
Crunchycheese for "A brief history of Napster"

Dishonourable Mention goes to Maxpayne, for saying "WTF" and "OMFG". Seriously, nobody actually SAYS these things. (I liked the Abe Lincoln one, though)

But there can only be one winner, and in this case it's this:

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Good work fella!

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Ewwwww
May 30, 2003 3:14 AM

Thank you, Thank you. I always knew I was destined for greatness.

OK Seriously, I never expected to win. I thought I might have had a chance when the contest first started but man I thought there was no chance in hell after yesterday. I thought Kaufman had it in the bag. I thought most of the comics were pretty funny and salute you all for your Nobel efforts.

CC:190 will begin in 2 or 3 days so I have time to think of some good rules. I hope to see you all there!

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MaxPayne
May 30, 2003 4:53 AM

woohoo! dishonourable mention! yessssssss!

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crabby
May 30, 2003 4:54 AM

quote:
CC:190 will begin in 2 or 3 days so I have time to think of some good rules.

DISQUALIFIED!

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MaxPayne
May 30, 2003 5:43 AM

quote:
Dishonourable Mention goes to Maxpayne, for saying "WTF" and "OMFG". Seriously, nobody actually SAYS these things. (I liked the Abe Lincoln one, though)
Obviously some people still say them, there's no need to poopoo on my comics just because YOU personally don't use those phrases, but whatever.

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kaufman
May 30, 2003 7:02 AM

quote:
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Dishonourable Mention goes to Maxpayne, for saying "WTF" and "OMFG". Seriously, nobody actually SAYS these things. (I liked the Abe Lincoln one, though)
Obviously some people still say them, there's no need to poopoo on my comics just because YOU personally don't use those phrases, but whatever.
Well, it's true. In my four-plus decades of listening, I don't think I've ever heard anyone saying "Aaaahmfk" or however it would be pronounced. I strongly doubt I've heard anyone say "Lahl" either. I may have uttered a few "Whuutffff"s, though. YMMV :-)

Oh, and Ewwwww, the veterans here will tell you I'm quite happy to share my toys with others. Have fun with 190.

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jes_lawson
May 30, 2003 7:48 AM

I once said "roxor" in a sentence and was immediately berated for the rest of the day.

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KungChiFu
May 30, 2003 8:02 AM

I say "fux0r" and "sux0r" and "r0x0r" all the time. Mostly to myself, because I can't get anybody to talk to me.

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kaufman
May 30, 2003 8:11 AM

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I say "fux0r" and "sux0r" and "r0x0r" all the time. Mostly to myself, because I can't get anybody to talk to me.
You misspelled talx0r.

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mmyers
May 30, 2003 8:14 AM

My mom is much hipper to those things than I am. She puts them in emails to me like "My boss just said something stOOpid, OMFG!" and I'm like, "What are you talking about?" and she's like ";)" and I'm like "A semicolon and half a parenthesis? Are you having a seizure?" She spends a lot of time online.

I *heart* my mom.

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kramer_vs_kramer
May 30, 2003 8:34 AM

I seem to have opened up a whole can full of hornets nests here. So here's an idea, a little challenge while we're waiting 2-3 days for Ewwwwww to think up some rules.

What I'd like is for people to record a short audio clip of somebody saying "OMFG" or "WTF" or something like that.

Without sounding stupid.

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crabby
May 30, 2003 10:37 AM

No.

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attitudechicka
May 30, 2003 10:42 AM

It might take me a few days to come up with that, because the person who I know who does that lives 250 miles away from me, but seriously, he spends too much time online. We had a class together my junior year (2 years ago to date), and I was pretty much his goddess, because I knew some crazy people and I told him crazy stories about my life with them. His natural response to some of the things I said was, actually, "Dubbleyou Tee Eff?" and sometimes he would throw an "El Oh El" in there just to throw me off. I thought he was stupid and nerdy, but hey, he listened to everything I said.

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Bargaintuan
May 30, 2003 11:48 AM

Not even a menti0nz0r. :-(

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Spankling
May 30, 2003 8:51 PM

quote:
woohoo! dishonourable mention! yessssssss!
Fuck you! Now I'm going to hate for life.

Who makes the awards around here? That one would replace the Magnificent Bastard plaque I got ages ago on the mantel should I ever win one.

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MaxPayne
May 31, 2003 3:06 AM

How would you go about winning a mantel?

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andydougan
May 31, 2003 10:45 AM

MOHH OMLOMOHLMOHLOMUHUHUHO.

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