I think this is only the second time someone's won one of these things without bothering to make an entry. So hooray. And everything. Now. Has there been a Realdoll-related contest yet? Probably. Well, if so, here's another. See if you can make funny pictures involving images from that site. Alternatively, do stuff to the photo in my sig. Or do both.

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Nominated for three Oscars.

We have a winner!

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

Since this is somewhat of a Realdoll official thread, I was listening to some music today, and I heard this:

"She was Beautiful, like one of those realdolls"

The song is As Friends Rust-Temporary Living.

Meh.

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I have first print additions of Doll comix 1-6 that came around 1988 (by Guy Colwell). They are lovely and in mint shape but not as fun as most of my collection. Kinda like Real Dolls vs real women. The dolls can't hold you down and spank you. Or kiss it better. Or like you.

But look at the jugs on that thing!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I used to work with the guy who makes the Realdoll. I once asked him what the cleaning kit was, and he said it was a sponge on a stick.

The first model of Realdoll was cast from a mold of his girl friend.

He hired a bunch of his former co-workers to help him when he was starting out. One guy said he'd work for free, but he wanted a Realdoll, but torso only. They made fun of him and then he said he wanted to hang it from his ceiling and use it as a punching bag. Then we were all afraid of him.

Where can I purchase this?

Er, are we still doing this? Should I just randomly pick a winner or what?

Hang on, I'll come up with something.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Hooray! fuzzyman wins.

Unless anyone else wants to enter quickly.

Pictures with penises = path to victory!

I'll see if anyone else enters, and if not, I'll post a new contest which no one will enter tomorrow.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.