I would not expect cats to have evolved any natural defenses against toasters.

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What others say about boorite!

This would happen:

...but remember...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Thats Sad Yet Funny...

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

they taste better with tobasko sauce

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I mean this in a Non racist,sexual,or threat to kill your family way!

You'd have a hot pussy.

On the other hand, I'm not sure toasters have evolved any natural defenses against cats.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Well, I held up my glass of champagne and started to speak ... and the cat got a bemused expression on his face and walked out of the room.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

That took longer than I expected.

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What others say about boorite!

my cat set its tail on fire the other day

exciting

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.