Alan Rickman

James Nesbitt or Liam Neeson.

I'm pretty sure I'd be CGI.

I've gotten a little wiser over the last year or so.
Nobody plays me now.

Yo, yo, yo! Nobody would play me--I would play THEM cuz I'm a playa.

Just keeping it real, yo. Word.

I would hope someone like... Drew Barrymore... but I'd probably get, like, some nob who was an extra in Harry Potter or something.

Wait... can we get the girl from Harry Potter?

As for me, I don't think anyone could do me justice. I'd have to portray myself.

indypete

Well... lets see... it'd have to be a red-headed actor... so ummm... *sigh*... Carrottop...

boinky33

I would play with myself.

OH! PLAY me.....

uh... Paula Poundstone.

Charlton Heston.

He looks nothing like me, but he needs the work.

I'd be CGI, too. That way I could animate myself. My voice would be supplied by taking audio clips of George Peppard and speeding them up.

Y'know I think we answered this question back here.

Michael Clarke Duncan

The guy who plays Wesley on "Angel"

With my horrible luck, it would be Kevin Costner.

I hate him.

(If I could choose, I'd try to get Toby Maguire or Jake Gyllenhaal. That way, people would know I'm geeky but also think I was halfway decent-looking... which I'm not.)

The guy they got to replace Jim Carrey for Dumb and Dumberer.

I would be played by the giant prosthetic Tyrannosaurus head from the first Jurassic Park.

"You guys can leave Attitude Chicka behind..but I'm not that kind of person. I am going to go back to save her, alone if I have to."

I have been told that I look like Matt Damon crossed with Tom Cruise crossed with a pile of vomit.

So if Tom and Matt aren't available, a pile of vomic would work.

jack black, only a little fatter and considerably less funny.

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Willem Dafoe in a beanie cap.

I kind of look like joshw but browner.....and no long hair.....and.....Oh screw it......

I would be the disembodied voice of James Earl Jones.

"Boorite, you must find the Amulet of Entrisical Power to fufill your destiny. Do not be weak, or C'Thulu might eat you."

That, or Frank Oz working me like Yoda.

My hot summer catchphrase would probably be something along the lines of : "Take misogyny to the EXTREME MAX, brutha!"

Charles Bronson

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Gary Oldman

Matt Damon or Brad Pitt.

What, a man can dream, can't he?

I'm with Busey.

Bruce Willis or Malcolm Jamal-Warner