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by Adamalski
6-06-03
Damien ponders the trouble his old chum has gotten into....
When he and I were growing up, he was always sheltered.
This is probably best for him...he needs to see what its like in the real world.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

 

by Adamalski
6-06-03
Allow us to introduce
Hi. I am hannah. (The all powerful)
Liam Lynch responds thoughtfully:
Whatever.
Hannah makes her thoughts known, endorsed by comedian Bob Pennis.
he doesnt know it yet, but he will die by my hand. i am a master of all seven animal styles. futhermore, i'm gettin hitched to hitler.
i don't endorse that

 

by Adamalski
6-07-03
Stephen King's 'IT' gets ready for another day terrorising souls...
Goddamnit! This is the last time I let mom pick out my killing outfit!
Oh well, time to get down to business I guess
Satisfaction:
I've still got it....

 

by Adamalski
6-08-03
I like coffee.
So do I.
Lets go get some coffee.
Yeah, and brown sugar.
Holly. I mean, cool.

 

by Adamalski
6-08-03
The Liberator, Martin Luther King, runs into Archangel Gabriel one night outside a seedy nightclub in Purgatory.
Yo Gabriel man, how's it hangin'? Everything swinging like fo' real in da pearly white house like u know what i'm sayin ma man?
Everything's fine, Mr. Luther King.
Dance. Look cool. Make like you don't give a damn.
Still haven't got your transfer out of here then?
Gabe, what's heaven like?
Er, its alright...if you're into the harp. And you get this mean sword when you've been a member for 6,341 years.

 

by Adamalski
6-08-03
Just then, Gabriel gives King the offer of a lifetime...
Want to go, uh, 'upstairs' for a beer? Or some of the elixir of life taken from the pool of indefatigable power?
Heaven! Be cool, brutha.
Yea, sure thing brutha.
A few minutes later....
Poor lad...its this part of the job I really hate.
Hey man this is tight, I like this...where is the Big Guy at?

 

by Adamalski
6-09-03
Billy was eagerly watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air one night when...
Oh shit. Better play this one cool.
Billy did not like the way things were going
The time has come, boy....
This is so not cool.
However, it was seemingly on the toilet duck that was in any real danger. Billy grew up to become a white pop star known as Jackael Michson.
...for me to pee. May I use your bathroom?
Sure, its third on the left. Change the roll while you're in there.

 

by Adamalski
6-09-03
One fine day Adamalski basks in the glory of the earth outside a favoured coffee house, the Café Plazza.
What interesting and intellectually-stimulating things could happen at the cafe today? Perhaps I will have a chance to use my Kung Fu skills to impress ladies.
Suddenly the sound of wanker fills the air...
Oh shit on me...
Well Adamalski, how's it hanging? I'm hung like a donkey by the way. Did I mention I was born in American and I work out all the time? AND...I need a cigarette...
The natural order of wankerisms.
Did you know that when Chaucer died his greatest work, the Canterbury Tales, was unfinished; had he completed it it would have been by far the longest poem in the English language.
I once had a fight with like, 3 guys who were ninjas. And their biceps were like beer barrells...beer barrels who worked out. Like me.

 

by Adamalski
6-14-03
Adamalski and Walshio have a progress report during a night out at a local ale-house.
sexsexsex sexsexsex sexsexsex sexsexsex
You sloped off with that bit of ass. You betrayed the essence of....hey, there's guinness on that table!
Walshio's anger consumes him:
sexbeersexbeer sexbeersexbeer sexbeersexbeer
Yo, evil me, we're going to strangle that over-sexed bastard
There is a temporary blackout as the move is made!
Sex! I mean, whoa, NEGATOR! Kung fu must be implemented!
Die hormone boy!

 

by Adamalski
6-14-03
Adamalski shrugs off his momentary lapse in concentration and resumes:
rrrrghhwhathafak.......
sexsexsex sexsexsex sexse-FUCKIN'A! Walsh is on the floor!
This revelation startles all present...
errr.....
A safe finality has been reached.
Yo bartender! Drinks for everyone!

 

by Adamalski
7-12-03
Adamalski and Walshio visit the Pantomime:
HE'S BEHIND YOU!
OH NO HE ISNT!
OH YES HE IS!
OH NO H-
Ouch.
Haha. YOU LOSE!

 

by Adamalski
7-24-03
Hey 50 Cent, it's your agent, Dan. How's that new record coming along?
Well Daniel, to be quite honest with you I find it scintillatingly boring. It has no zest, no life. No musical prowess, not even any meaningful lyrics. In fact, it grates my soul like no other pain.
So what's it called?
'In the club.'

 

by Adamalski
9-19-03
One evening:
Listen, I don't want to kiss and tell but...
I TOTALLY KISSED THAT GIRL OVER THERE and isnt she so fine? I am the darkest of horses.
ruff ruff...ruff ruff ruff...ruff ruff ruff ruff aaaaoooooooo!

 

by Adamalski
9-19-03
Imagine...the scariness of beano's hair, an enormous beastly body covered in scrapes and scars, the terrifyingly unpredictable mind of the Fuhrer...and the breath of a dying Alsastion.
If only I could create such a beast, surely the entire world would be at my command!
Alright Walsh.

 

by Adamalski
10-03-03
Walshio uses his charm and panache to win a table menu for his compadrés:
Or not.
Ahem: Look, an eagle!
Presently, he lost.
Honestly, I'm drunk and stoned; why else would I act like this?

 

by Adamalski
10-09-03
Careers: Thursday Period 3
Complete yow pewsonal statement immediately!
Suck my pwums.

 

by Adamalski
10-09-03
Ryan is funny. I feel a slight twitching in my nose.
No need for a tissue, methinks.
Sheeeeeat.

 

by Adamalski
10-13-03
Claire, how she doth rock
Hye Mr Breen's Son, I'm all sophisticated avec wine!!
Child, I want you to see how that looked through my eyes.
Oh.

 

by Adamalski
10-13-03
Alternatively:
It appears....
...you need another drink.

 

by Adamalski
10-13-03
Oh Mr Breen Junior! What must I do for you to help me????
Let's see, you could.......tell me you like my hair.
I'd sooner die of liver failure.

 

by Adamalski
11-03-03
The Sahara Desert
zzzzzzzzzz
The White House
zzzzzzzzzz
The Red High Formal
zzzzzzzzzz
C'mon Hol, if you wake up I promise I'll buy you more drugs....

 

by Adamalski
11-08-03
1. Dig the hole.
So then the daddy candle said "no you're not - "
Stare....
2. Bury oneself
Hmwha!
3. Show up to formal like so:
I was only trying to be a has-bean...
Beano, by the time I turn around I expect you to be either gone or naked.

 

by Adamalski
11-23-03
Our father, who art in heaven,
Our father, who art in heaven,
Our father, who art in heaven,
Our father, who art in heaven,
........OUR FATHER

 

by Adamalski
11-23-03
...hallowed be thy name.
...hallowed be thy name.
...hallowed be thy name.
...hallowed be thy name.
...WHO ART IN HEAVEN

 

by Adamalski
11-23-03
Already covered, Al.
You wanna take this one, J.C.?
HALLOWED BE THEY NA...

 

by Adamalski
11-23-03
WAY TO PRAY IN SYNC WITH THE REST OF US, GRANNY! (SNICKER)
thy kingdom come, thy will be done...

 

by Adamalski
4-13-04
Pit 56 of them are shite, though.

 

by Adamalski
4-18-05
POO
POO
POO?

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