All comics by Aero_God

 

by Aero_God
10-14-01
America Rocks!!!
I like sex with goats!!
Hello, this is the White House,
Then why in the hell is it gray!!
I am a sexy goat!!
Yes you are, which is why Aero God would have sex with you.

 

by Aero_God
10-14-01
Once upon a time....
Look at me! I have a giant Axe!!
AHAHAHAH!! What the hell am I!!
Crike! We are heading into a time portal...
I still dont know what the hell I am!!
Undah da Sea, undah da sea...
Feel the wrath of the undersea robot you asain whore!!
Sucky Sucky, 5 dollah!!

 

by Aero_God
10-14-01
In hell...
Welcome to hell!!
So this is hell.
Sick bastards in Cntral Park
See me, Im going to fuck this kitty behind that tree.
Why fuck the kitty when you can have a perfectly sharp robot monster cock in your ass?
Im going to pee on the cop car.
Mwahahah! Beware the pile of ashes!! Mwahahah!!

 

by Aero_God
10-14-01
Usama Bug Laden....
HAHAH! Soon I will launch my nuclear warheads around the world and kill everything. Then only us cockroaches will survive!!
Goatman to the rescue..
Not so fast Dr. Cockroach!!
Goatman! How did you find my secret layer?
Hehe, foolish humaniod!!
Yes, soon the Fire people will rule the world..

 

by Aero_God
10-14-01
X-Box sucks....
X-Box Sucks....
X-Box sucks.....
X-Box sucks.....
X-Box sucks....
X-Box sucks.....

 

by Aero_God
10-14-01
Gamecube is awesome
Gamecube is awesome
Gamecube is awesome
Gamecube is awesome
Gamecube is awesome
Gamecube is awesome

 

by Aero_God
10-14-01
Hey little girl. Wanna drink this booze and go have sex in the back of my van.
Do you have a PS2?
I have 6 Playstation 2's. And I have a 10 inch penis!!
YAY!!
I cant see anything mister. How the hell are we suppose to play Gran Turismo 3 without the lights on?
Here, just grab this...

 

by Aero_God
10-14-01
Are you Usama bin Laden?
I might be. Whats in it for me?
A life time supply of doggy porn!
Well...it is Lifetime. But then again, how much doggy porn would you go through in a lifetime?
Good Point. Tell you what, I'll give you 700 pounds of doggy porn and an X-Box.
Are you kidding!! I could never carry all that weight. I'll just take the 700 pounds of doggy porn.

 

by Aero_God
10-14-01
Look at me! Im British.
You Brits are all the same. One tooth whores.
Dont hate me. I use to be a good person until the Sppice Girls influenced me.
Damn Spice Girls. They ruined the Brits. Pfft! Girls power. Thats a joke, girls need men.
Exactly. Now how about a $5 quickie.
I think Im going to be sick.

 

by Aero_God
10-15-01
Time to go into the Boo Box, you Alien Scum
Im no alien, Im Cuba Gooding Jr.
Poppy Cock! You're alien scum. Now into the box or its another round of anal probes.
Lets skip the Box, and I'll go right to sticking this blaster up your ass, Dr. Boltinstien.
Ohh, Mr. Alien Man. You blaster in my ass is like Jesus calling mee to the Golden Land.
For the last fucking time! Im not an alien, Im Cuba Gooding Jr.

 

by Aero_God
10-15-01
....yeah, I was in all kinds of hentai movies. My suck pods have seen so much school girl vagina it aint even funny...
.....
..I even won a Japanese Oscar for best Rape Performance on a girl under the age of 5....
uh-hu
....Yeah, those were my good days. Now Im nothing, reduced to making guest appearences on SpongeBob Square Pants.
.....Dammit, are you going to do this Long John Silvers commercial or not?

 

by Aero_God
10-15-01
Etue Frin Teina, the lament of the Canadian. Oh wilst thou be a Canuck of pride or wilst thow offend thine Frenchie
This just in.....Canada Sucks!
Ohh, sweet dagger. Shal i drivest thine miraculous blade into the throat of thine lamenting Canuck....I shall...I shall!
Canadians! Pfft. What the hell was God thinking when he thought up that crock of whacks.
Thine nail. Ohh glorious thin lamenting nail, whilst I drivith it into thine skull and be washed of my sins.
Man nigga, you Canadians are some fucked up fools..

 

by Aero_God
10-15-01
Welocome to the south, where Kangaroos room free to shoot niggers and wear white hoods..
Who's goin' nigga huntin', who's going nigga huntin'
Yee-Haw ridem funkin and be drivin' my wreker.
HeeHaw. Im the Confederate mascot!! A hybrid of hatred for the colored and an intense love for hunting and incest.
When I grow up, Im going to join the KKK.
Better start eatin' and drinkin' beer, and having sex with your sister kid.. kid...

 

by Aero_God
10-20-01
My hand is in my pants. Its fun to play!
Indeed it is. May I have a try at that game?
You shant. For If I was to take my hands out of my pants the world would implode turning all living monkeys into giant spiders with sub-sonic laser impulse eyes and flame breath.
.......I have beer.
I love this movie!!!!

 

by Aero_God
11-03-01
It the mysterious floating head!!
Indeed. Now I shall grant you 3 wishes.
I want a NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST!!
Your wish is my command.
FUCK....ING....SWEET!!

 

by Aero_God
11-03-01
There comes a time in a man's life when he realizes tha....
SUCK MY COCK!!
As I was saying, There com...
SUCK IT BITCH!! SUCK IT TILL IT TURNS PURPLE AND FALLS OFF!
Well nobody ever got what they wanted by yelling.
Please.

 

by Aero_God
11-03-01
You piece of crap. I am better, I have a built in DVD player, Stereo, TiVO, and HDTV.
....
.......
Call me when your anntenae can ignite things on fire.....bitch.

 

by Aero_God
11-06-01
Our story begins in the local prison...
Hello Skull.....
Hello Necky......
Excellent...Now that our audience has made recognition of our names we can continue on with the plan.
What plan?
Operation:...Obtain the KY Jelly.
Ouch!

 

by Aero_God
11-06-01
Our heros await their release from prison
Soon Skull.....soon I shall be released from this hell hole.
Arn't you on death row?
I though you was on Death Row?
Nope....you are.
Shit!

 

by Aero_God
11-06-01
Necky is left for death in the prisons gas chamber.
Ive been waiting to put you to sleep for years Necky Capone.
Bring it on Warden. So long as I die my legend will live on.
The Gas!!!! Im dead !!! Cut short after just 1 and a half episodes.
Meanwhile, Skull is released from the prison.
Free at last......with a rage.....a rage to KILL!! You there, TIKI MAN.....GIVE ME YOUR WALLET.
Do I look like I have a wallet!

 

by Aero_God
11-26-01
How should I blow you?
Hard! Hard, fast, and full of your sweet and warm saliva!
*slup*.....*slurp*......*slurp*..
Ohhhhh, here it comes.
That'll be $500!
WHAT!...... *sob*....I though you loved me.

 

by Aero_God
10-14-02
You have to understand what Im about to do....its not you.. its me
AHHH!!! Please no, I havnt even gotten to do my nude scene yet.
Its not your fault....its just pent up anger from a shitty childhood and trailer trash parents..
....ugghhhh.*gurgle* uhhh ehhhh....
I live in a fucking cottage in the woods....what the hell were you doing in the woods anyway. See it was your fault. Stop blaming me people, I dont make these damn whores wander into the woods.

 

by Aero_God
10-14-02
Did ya here. Elliott killed himself because someone stole his favorite sword In Everquest.
Yeah, it was me...
Dude....you killed him.
No I stole from him.....big difference.
.......
Dumb fuck shouldnt have killed himself.

 

by Aero_God
10-16-02
Logging on to server......
{Evul_Munky}#{: I'll get the flag.
ub3rl33t: I'll cover you.
Meanwhile at the enemy base....
tru_n00b: How do I shoot?
Red_Baron: OMG, STFU yu n00b.
tru_n00b: Never mind, I found out how.
Red_Baron: OMFG, dont shoot me u asshole.

 

by Aero_God
10-16-02
The attack.....
}Evul_Munky}#{: Enemy sighted.....FIRE!!!
ub3rl33t: I see the general....
Red_Baron: WTF bitch, they shooting at me. Gimmie some cover.
tru_n00b: Im waiting for airplane to resawn....
ub3rl33t [kills] Red_Baron
Red_Baron: Asshole.
tru_n00b: OMFG, Red_Baron, ur a n00b. U Died.

 

by Aero_God
10-16-02
}Evul_Munky}#{ captures grey teams flag...
}Evul_Munky}#{: Got the flag...
ub3rl33t: w00t!
Red_Baron: U fucking suck.
tru_n00b: u suck ur mom.
Red_Baron initiates vote to kick [tru_n00b]
tru_n00b. WTF, u fagz suck. Im out of here.

 

by Aero_God
2-21-03
We have to be wary of the Canadians.
What?
The Canadians dude! Any minute they can paddle their dingys over the Niagra River and ATTACK our fucking asses.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
LOOK A FUCKING CANADIAN! THEY ARE ALREADY HERE!!
???

 

by Aero_God
2-21-03
For obvious reasons I must kill you now.
What reasons?
The obvious ones.
Yes but WHAT are they.
Isnt it obvious?
....

 

by Aero_God
2-21-03
Okay so lets say that...for whatever reason...I was gay.
Gay like what?
Like say that...ummm....I was to put the bannana in my asshole.
Would you enjoy it?
Well....within reason...I mean. For the sake of being gay I suppose that it would feel good. IM NOT...but If I was im just saying.
??.....Im going to join Al Queda and become a suicide pilot.

 

by Aero_God
2-21-03
9/11
still 9/11
who fucking cares
How the hell was that worth 70 virgins
And would I really fuck them all in front of god?

 

by Aero_God
2-21-03
The chimp in search of life's meaning..
What do you think a bannana in the ass would feel like?
Why would you ruin a perfectly good bannana?
Well see therein lies the problem. I cant figure out if this bannana should be used for sexual gratification or for dinner.
How about both.
I have no life
Are you serious? ....in what order?
Well you clrealy want to make sex with the bannana but you also want badly to consume it. If you compromise and eat it then have sex with the fecal matter it produces you can kill 2 birds with 1 stone

 

by Aero_God
2-21-03
So how fare you with the bannana.
Well actually I did it other way. I had sex with it then ate it.
Eww....what about the health concerns.
Concerns like what?
Dude! You stuck a bannana in your dirty asshole then you ate it!
Hmm then I guess I will get that stomach pumping..

 

by Aero_God
2-21-03
Star struck...
Hey I know you...from the TV. Wow cool can I have you autograph. Daffy Duck, right?
What the fuck bitch you are going to get us sued by Warner Brothers. My name is Chester Johnson Wallabe III.
Sufferin suckatage right....right...ohh will you spit on me please.
Thats the fucking cat moron!
0wn3d
Who in the what now.
Jesus Christ primates are fucking morons.

 

by Aero_God
2-21-03
Hail fair monkey! I be hunting black ducks. Hast thou seen any this moon.
I seen Daffy Duck but he is a bitch. Wouldnt gimmie his autograph. Sufferin Suckatage muther fucker.
Isnt that the cat? Sylvester something.
Who in the what now. Sylvester Stalone?
Now its getting retarded.
THE CAT YOU STUPID FUCKER. SYLVESTER PUSSYCAT. YOU ARE A STUPID FUCKER.
SYLVESTER STALONE HAS A PUSSY!!! I knew it!!

 

by Aero_God
2-21-03
Jesus help us..
Wow a Monkeytron. The last Pokemon I need to complete my collection. GO SMOKEASAUR LETS GET TO IT.
umm...
I hate you
Smokeasaur use your cancer attack.
GWARRR
I have no idea either.
GWARRR
Ermm

 

by Aero_God
2-21-03
After narrowly escaping the pokemon dude..
THAT...was probably the wierdest thing that has ever happened to me.
Have you seen my gemstone studded leather pants. Last time I saw them was when I took them off of a coked up Hans Blix for a blow job.
Its the last one I swear..
Hrmmm...I take back my previous statement.
BABEL FISH!!!

 

by Aero_God
2-21-03
Would you fight...would you die...would you give your 1 and only life for you country?
Im a monkey. I claim no country. I dont fight.
You are a fucking pussy.
but at least I have this delicious sexy bannana.
There is no punch line here...seriously
Ill be taking that bannana
Ill fight you for it.

 

by Aero_God
2-21-03
Im sorry but it appears you baby has Systic Fibrosis or something...and probably AIDS
But doctor Im not pregnant.
I know I know. Its tough accepting it. But my team of lizard doctors is prepared to abort your baby....then we will probably eat it.
Seriously Doctor. Im not pregnant. How is it possible.
Actually you are the father. It also appears that Anna Nicole Smith is the mother.
ABORT THE FUCKER.

 

by Aero_God
2-21-03
So are we gunna rob tha liquor store tonight?
Sure but uhhh, why are we doing it again.
IM dropping a few gats in that clerks ass gettin some cash for me ta buy up some new bling bling fo shizzle and ta buy miselfs a new fly pimp ride
Ummm
Get yo piece and meet me out back tha Ho house at 11pm dog, peace out mah nigga.
uhhhh

 

by Aero_God
2-21-03
Where you piece nigga?
Right here...yum.
Shit dawg dats a bannana where youse glock n shit dawg
Ohhh about that....jeez im sorry.
Fuck all yall lets just blaze it up and get the cash nigga

 

by Aero_God
2-21-03
Okay this is a hold up. Put the cash in tha bag and get da fuck down befo I make my gat start spittin nigga
Oka oka, pleaze dont shoot meh I have not completed lord saddams mission yet.
You chimp, get he fuckin money and put in the bag.
Ummm k.
Insert funny somewhere here.
Put the fuckin money in the bag or I will violate you with this bannana!!
Yes o yes o, plz dont shtick it in me asshole.

 

by Aero_God
2-21-03
Is the story epic yet..
Attention Chimp and random unnamed black kid, come out of the building with your hands up.
..probably not.
Shit the pigs. We goin to jain again.
Ohh fuck.
Intermission
ya know Charlie, this is a nice comic but I think they swear too much. I dont like the F word.
Yes I agree. And the black guy talks too much slang. My caucasian brain cant comprehend any of the crap that comes from his mouth.

 

by Aero_God
2-21-03
Our heros in jain...errr jail I mean
So this is jail. Wanna go take our showers now?
No fucking way.
I hear we got 50 to life. Whadda ya think of that....man I need some sex
I think Im glad I snuck in this bannana. I plan to choke myself dead with it.
The story finally ends...FINALLY!!
**DEAD**
Okay just pretend he is your girlfriend and he is sleeping.

 

by Aero_God
2-21-03
Avast ye, enemies sighted off the starburst plank.
Starburst?
What. Am i not roleplaying a pirate well enough for you? Isnt this a role playing pirate game?
I...umm...did you say Starburst?
Ohh go eat some shit you stupid fly.
Seriously...Starburst?

 

by Aero_God
2-24-03
Some morons were dancing..
Lets Dance!!!
DANCE!!!
Someone dropped a cigar
Sweet a fire!!
despite the flames and smoke the coked up bitches still danced
THE ROOF THE ROOF THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!!! WE DONT NEED NO WATER BURN BITCH BURN

 

by Aero_God
2-24-03
What have we got here..
Some idiot dropepd a cigar and 10 people died in a fire. Wait no 20 people ...30 people ... 40... 55...60 ...76 ....ummm ....95
Any survivors?
Well we havnt finished sifting through the rubble but Im sure nobody lived.
Soooo. What was obstructing the front door, back door, or any windows the people could have escaped from.
Well ummm....nothing. Sources indicate they continued to dance while they were burning alive. They must have been rollin' extasy.

 

by Aero_God
2-24-03
Abula Raheed Shalam is a terrorist
Hello may I please buy 1 airplane ticket to the white house
....
....
Abula just got owned
You are sooo fucking BANNED

 

by Aero_God
2-24-03
PeeWee's Playhouse indeed
*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*
*fap* *fap* *fap *fap**fap**fap*
*fap**fap**fap* *fap*...huh
BANNED!!!

 

by Aero_God
2-24-03
Abula goes for a job interview
Well lets have a look at your resume. Ahhh I see you have a family, you graduated from the Al Quedan Terrorist School with a masters in Biological agents
....
Ahhh a nice list of referrences. Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussien...uhhh Hans Blix
Hans is an old family friend.
BANNED again.
Yes yes, very impressive. But unfortunatly this is a water treatment plant and you are a dirty towel head and giving you this job would make me look like a fuck tard!.....BANNNED!!!
....

 

by Aero_God
2-24-03
Dude whats going on?
I was posting on StarWars.com and got banned. I just said Lucas was doing a bad job with Episode 1 and 2 and then some fanboy fag posted a Gif of Jango Fett using his flame arm with the words FLAME ON
Dude, and then the Mod came in and hit me with his BANNED saber and a Gif of Dooku cutting off Anakins arm and the words BANNED. So now Im banned and cant reply. Can I use your account quickly?
Yeah dude, sure no problem just get those assholes back.
...
Dude, they Banned you because I called George Lucas a fag.

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