All comics by AikenB2

 

by AikenB2
4-28-12
JERKCITY:THE PARTNER
Alright, Deuce. Let's find us a partner.
Okay!
Urrr....
Grrr....
NO.
Whaddya mean!? He's perfect!!

 

by AikenB2
4-28-12
JERKCITY:THE PARTNER
I want NACHOS.
Hmmm...
He has a spike sticking out of his chin. He looks like an idiot.
He has his tongue sticking out of his mouth. He looks like an idiot.
Meanwhile... at one man's home...
Hmm... you have BEEN FIRED?!!?!?! @&%* @$#&%!

 

by AikenB2
4-28-12
Spigot is a strange sort of person. He seems to believe in himself, due to his constant smirk, but always seem to think that some people are mostly right.
What are you lookin' at, foo?
Deuce is Spigot's closest friend. He is a very violent kind of person, and tends to bite the head of those who anger him.
RAR.
No, I haven't seen my friend all day! WHAT THE #%@^ IS WRONG WITH YOU.
You're sure?

 

by AikenB2
4-28-12
Bawk.
Hm?
Bawk.
FOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
A little while later...
Umm... have you seen my chicken?
No, but my friend ate it.

 

by AikenB2
4-28-12
Dude. The world's banding together against us.
Whaddya mean?
Look outside.
Hm?
OH GAWD!
YOU WILL DIE!!!!!

 

by AikenB2
4-28-12
Who're you?
I dunno.
Come on, I'll help you.
YYYYYYYES!
What's that for?
This.

 

by AikenB2
4-28-12
It twas the night of Halloween, and the creepies were stirring...
You're creepy.
Grar.
Reeally Creepy.
Grrrm.
Why are you so creepy?
Halloween. Grr.

 

by AikenB2
4-29-12
Whaddya want?
Uh, yeah, hey man. Can I play games here?
Hmm...
Well?
Hmm...
WELCOME TO YOUR CONCIOUSNESS.

 

by AikenB2
4-29-12
What are you doing in my head?
I will tell you if you can answer this riddle!
That's not even a riddle.
WHAT IS MY NAME?
But you're a goat.
EXACTLY. My name is the Dali Llama. EXACTLY!

 

by AikenB2
4-29-12
Who're you?
I will tell you if you can answer this riddle!
That's not even a riddle.
WHAT IS MY NAME?
But you're a goat.
EXACTLY. My name is the Dali Llama. EXACTLY!

 

by AikenB2
4-29-12
Who're you?
I will tell you if you can answer this riddle! What is my name!
That's not even a riddle.
EXACTLY. My name is the Dali Llama.
But you're a goat.
EXACTLY!

 

by AikenB2
4-29-12
Well, since you're in my consciousness, what should I do?
SAY NOOOO.
Alright. Thanks, Llama-goat.
It's the Dali Llama!
Yep.
Thanks man!

 

by AikenB2
4-29-12
The Arcade. Epicness man.
Alright! Let's check it out!
Are you Tebowing?
Mayybe.
Whoa...
WHACK-A-MOLE!

 

by AikenB2
4-29-12
DUDE! You're not supposed to use nails!
Oh. You should've told me sooner.
Whaddya mean?
Oof....
OH GAWD!
This.

 

by AikenB2
4-29-12
Hmm... Let's play some chess!
YOUU SHALL NOTTT PLAAAYY UPPONNN MEEEE....
Heheheh....
What are you laughin' at?
Heh heh heh....
OH GOD IT BURNS!

 

by AikenB2
4-29-12
Why, hello, Butch. What'cha got there?
Grr...?
COWARD!
What's this? He left it behind.

 

by AikenB2
4-29-12
Hey Butch! What'cha doin?
Readin...
Whatcha reading?
How To Read for Dummies.
Okay. Good for you.
$&^( ^()^ &%*( %(^$ &%(*& ^%%^ ^$^*# *%^#&

 

by AikenB2
4-29-12
Spigot123: Yeah! This game is awesome! Yeeeeeeeaah! Hammerhead344: Woooohooooo!
YEEEEAAAH!
You killed Hammerhead344.
Spigot123 killed you.
Damn it.

 

by AikenB2
4-29-12
Hmm...
Doo da doo...
HEY YOU!
AAAAH!
Want some mojo?
Oooooh. ME MOJO!

 

by AikenB2
4-29-12
Hello Phil!
Oh, hey Spigot! Jon's still angry at Deuce, ya know.
Oh, I know.
Wha?
AAAAAH!
YOU ARE SO DEAD!

 

After months of fruitless toil....
You have 500 pageviews!
YES!!!
by AikenB2, 4-29-12

 

by AikenB2
4-29-12
And so, 20 strips have passed...
Well. This is the 20th strip.
Yep.
. . . .
. . . .
And nothing has changed.
Wanna crush someone's car?
Yeah!

 

by AikenB2
4-29-12
Yo MAN!
Yo MAN!
Yo MAN!
Yo MAN!
Yo MAN!
Dude. enough with the 'yo's. I'm at work.

 

by AikenB2
4-29-12
Aah. Nothin' like campin.
Creepy owls, campfires...
Hoot.
Rabid Squirrels...
Schnarrrrl!

 

by AikenB2
4-29-12
Hmm. I'm gonna watch the news.
This is Channel 3 News.
Hello. I'm Bob Jenkins. We have breaking news. A bomb has hit the suburbs! Now to our reporter Bob Anderson.
I need to pee.
Ummm. Bob? Something is very wrong. I need to pee too.

 

by AikenB2
4-29-12
Hrmmm.
Hey Butch.
Hmmm...
What'cha doin?
Hrrm!
You're an idiot.

 

by AikenB2
4-29-12
I'm still mad about the chicken thing.
I know.
You do?
Yep.
You're strange.
HEY! That's my line!

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