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by AnalWombat
4-13-04
Hey, baby! Guess what? I'm taking you camping for your birthday!
Oooh, I always wanted to go camping!
Yeah, sweetie, you've just got to be really careful.
Oh, you're so sweet, honey, I will.
Honey, why do I have to carry everything? I think I dropped the car keys.
I thought I told you to be careful!

 

by AnalWombat
4-13-04
Why the hell am I carrying your child AND all the camping gear?
Well, all that pregnancy weight, I figured camping gear would be a breeze.

 

by AnalWombat
4-13-04
So I had to hike all the way here, carrying all the gear myself, sometimes YOU when you were tired, and pitch a tent myself! Happy fucking birthday to me!
*snx snx snx*
....
*snicker*
What the hell is so funny?
You said 'Pitch a Tent'!

 

by AnalWombat
4-13-04
How's the fire coming, baby?
Fine.
I really resent the fact that you're sitting there relaxing when your pregnant fiance is doing all the work.
Oh baby, I'm not relaxing. How relaxed can I be knowing my poor pregnant fiance has to do all the work?

 

by AnalWombat
4-13-04
Mmmm....smells great, babe.
I did the foraging, hunting, killing, skinning, and the cooking and you think YOU'RE going to get to eat?
I would THINK so, baby. I'm going to need my strength for the oral pleasure you'll be giving me for dessert.
....
POW!
If by "oral pleasure" you meant "a frying pan upside your head", then dessert came early.

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