All comics by Arbusto_en_flameos

 

Kevin and some random guy stand in the fine arts hallway
Hey have you seen the cast list yet?
No, but is is over there if you want to see it?
The list is posted over there if you want to see it.
Well, I guess Kyle made it.

 

Kevin and Jewron stand in the fine arts hallway...
Hey Imran, have you seen the cast list yet?
Yes...The list is over there if you really want to see it...
Kevin hate this time of year because he has to listen to his friends bitch about how lame Mr. Feldman is or listen to them brag incessantly.
Not to mention they are always in character at inapropriate times...
Well, it looks like kyle made it in.
Doogan

 

Kevin and Nate Brown see each other after a long night's clubbin'
You know what I like? Friiiied Chicken. Tasty shit, aww snap..
Um...Nate? Have you been to the tanning salon? Fuck it, time for priests with choir boys!
Eric and Father/Press Secretary Ari have a "one on one session"
But Father, won't it hurt?
Don't worry, Eric, god will make the pain go away
Snarkus Bohens returns to the Big House
Mark! I thought I'd never see you again! Go ahead, you know the routine...
Dammit, I just got these pants dry cleaned

 

Our hero Kevin is doing what he does best: Reading LiveJournals
Tracymbooty: mybfried nreame is Jesdse H Christ, he goeds to Ogthedsmf.
Meanwhile, Tracy enters the room
I wonder why she insists on "writing" if no one can understand a damn word she is saying. Sometimes, I feel like she completely oblivious to the world around her.
Kevin have you seen my water?
Oh, god...
Kevin! Leave me alone, I am having such a bad day.

 

Outside Phillips Area, after Gov. Sonny's inauguration
Governor Perdue! You Promised!
Yeah! ga darn it! Give us our flag back! Lynch the nig...I mean! Herritage not hatred!
Long live the spirt of Jeff Davis! The will be a referendum! ::nonbinding of course:: Hurray! I hate darkies!
I hate this state
YOU hate this state...ha!

 

A crazy gun toting Christian is transported back the the time of the Romans
Hey! look! It's Jesus!
Actually, I'm not Jesus. My name is Lucius, I am a slave revolutionary.
Yes, you are! You are on a cross! You must be Jesus! Jesus suffered and died on the cross for my sins!
Actually no, I know that ass-viking, as far as I know, he is back in Gaza smoking opium and tossing Judas' salad.
Actually, no, that's not entirely true, Judas betrayed Jesus when he started fucking John the Baptist.

 

At the LiU Show...
Senorita zorrita what were you thinking, your shooting star passed you by....
My is Josh Dobek! Are you ready to ROOCK!
Our hero tries to to the only thing he ever does at shows: Get laid
Hi! Um, You know...uh...I used to be in this band...and um...I am in Model UN..um...Co-President!
Get the fuck away from me, Kevin.
Will Kevin ever lose his virginity? Will he die a virgin? Is it possible that he will fuck a sturgeon? Stay tuned for the next episode of: ARBUSTO EN FLAMEOS!
Its okay Kevin...
Don't fucking touch me Tony...

 

Kevin rants about the injustices of market capitalism in CP Econ.
...capital flight, so the multinational businesses are essentially holding the american laborers hostage with threats of relocation...
uuuuggggh
Now this would never have happened if the United States followed the Universal Declaration of human rights and allowed labor unions to operate freely. Do you understand?
uuuuggggh
I'm sorry, were you talking?
One more semester, one more semester...

 

Press Secretary Ari Fleischer holds a press conference on behalf of President Bush
President Bush compared the situation in Iraq to a a rerun of a bad movie earlier this week.
He has told me to annouce that the new war is also going to be like a movie. He stated that "It's going to be like a gay porn, we are going to fuck them A-rabs up the ass!"
Well, it looks like Bush managed to alienate gays and arabians in the same sentence. All he has left to offend are the blacks...
Senator Lott wouldn't allow it, he'd be cutting in on his action!

 

Kevin Corrects Imran's Strip
Actually, it isn't Karl Marx that has a tomb in Russia, you are thinking of Vladimir Lenin. Karl Marx died before the October Revolution ever happened.
uggggghhh, shut up...
And will everyone stop calling me a communist? I am not a communist! I am a Democratic Socialist!
Exactly! A communist!
Yeah! Cry yah red bastard!!!

 

Kevin is sexy badass
::muffled:: Seig Heil!
What? Where's my water?
SEE KYLE!
Kevin, that joke was never that funny...
Too bad I don't have any karate action poses or I'd take you down, whitey

 

::goat noise::
Isn't it funny how I look nothing like Eric? Hey look a sexy goat!
mmmeeerrraaaaahhh!
C'mere little buddy, I'll be gentle...
Goat Sex! G-O-A-T-S-E-X! Oh my gods! I got it! Praise the spirits! Paganism rules!
Of all the words to spell correctly, sigh...nevermind

 

Kevin's Inferno
Hi, Kevin. It's me, Douglas Adams, I am here to guide you through hell, and up through purgatory, so you can reunite with your lover in heaven.
Holy shit! You know, Douglas you were/are my favorite author. I have to ask though, why are you a robot?
Well, you remember Marvin right, well I was transformed into him as my punishment.
Oh, for being an Atheist?
No, actually for being British. God has some horrible vendetta against the British.
Well, I have to say I can't blame him. I feel the same way everytime my sister sings the Spice Girls and everytime Ab Fab is on TV and...

 

Inferno part II
You will probably see a lot of familiar faces down here...oh look there's Kenneth Lay!
But he isn't dead yet...
You have to understand, hell is eternal, it transends time.
Oh, okay...I get it.
Since you are still alive it is possible that you are down here too...oh look there you are...in a vat of yogurt with the beatles playing in the background.
Yeah, I didn't see that coming...

 

Inferno Part III
God makes every sin fits it's punishment, perfectly.
Well, what did I do to piss him off?
Apperently, the man has something against communists...
God, will that joke ever end? How does that fit anyway?
Um, it's red yogurt
God is such an ass...

 

So since I know I am going to hell, when I get back to earth I can be as bad as I want to. There is really nothing I can do to make things worse.
I suppose that's true.
Haha! This is great! I never knew predestination could be so fun!
What what are you planning on?
Have you ever heard of Jerry Falwell?
sigh...

 

Kevin suggests they continue their journey.
Okay, so are you going to lead me out of here or not?
Yes, alright, let's go.
Okay, we are now enterning the valley of the gunless.
Valley of the gunless? What in the hell...I mean...Is god some kind of gun nut?
Yes! Guns are his weapon of choice when carrying out mass genocide. There is a popular misconsception about how he destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah...
What is it?

 

Valley of the gunless continued...
They weren't destroyed by brimstone and fire.
Well, then how'd he do it?
Well, first he nerve gased the city and then he finished off the survivors with a Saturday Night Special.
I'm glad I am going to hell, I don't want to be anywhere near that asshole.
What's the devil like?
Hell of a nice guy, pretty funny too. Believe it or not, he gives money to UNICEF. He had a low tolerance for God's bullshit though. That's why he revolted, that's why he's here.

 

Kevin meets Satan.
Holy shit...you...you look alot like me!
That's because you are my child. You, Kevin Baker, are Jesus' infernal counterpart.
What exactly am I supposed to be doing?
You were summoned by me to destroy Jesus and heaven's minions and finally free humanity from an oppressive, gun crazed, and generally mean spirted god.
That's why I sent Douglas for you. Gather a small troop of the good, and make your way through purgatory to storm heaven.
Alright! Let's get started!

 

Kevin amasses his army and makes his way out of Hell to the Island of Purgatory! He and Douglas lead the way!
Douglas! You aren't in Marvin form anymore!
Yeah, your dad put me in this body so we can make the journey more quickly. Like I said, hell of a nice guy
The landscape is changing. We'll be in Purgatory soon.
Well, that's good, perhaps we can add to our army there
Kevin? Why did you bring me along? Along. A-L-O-Q-N-G
I have something special in mind for you, Tony, you'll see when the time is right. Now come along, Douglas says Purgatory is just over this hill.

 

God, Hell, Heaven, and Purgatory all vanish in a puff of logic and the story is over.
Wait...This can't be happening
I am a very gay man with a cat.
Asians are awesome
That story sucked ass
Yeah it was totally for gays.
Asians are still awesome
Jail is awesome....
Yeah, where's the bitches? Oh, wait, we are the bitches.

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