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by Autodeist
6-20-05
omgwtf h4x
hahaha i h4xx0red ur cloths lmao
JESUS VERSUS DARK JESUS

 

by Autodeist
6-20-05
#christian, headquarters of Jesus
I am Jesus.
I am the priest of #christian.
omgwtf h4x!
gn0!
For vengeance!

 

by Autodeist
6-20-05
I am the lord of darkness!
Go forth and conquer in my name!
CONQUER MODE ON
gn0 the plot thickens
Daddy, some guy *sob* blew up #christian! *sniffle*
I would help...but my clothes were h4xx0red by an evil chess board!!!

 

by Autodeist
6-20-05
HAMMER TIME
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this

 

by Autodeist
6-20-05
OK, time to make sense of all the crazy shit that went down in the past comics, all titled "omg h4x".
Good, then maybe we can get on with the story.
OK so we had #christian, with Jesus and MC Hammer the priest...
...but it was destroyed. MC Hammer swore vengeance.
Up in heaven, we find that God has had his clothes h4xx0red by a mysterious chessboard, and cannot help.
MC Hammer stopped for some Hammer Time, and then...?

 

by Autodeist
6-20-05
Imagine the music from Ninja Gaiden act 3 please!
I've travelled the world, in search of vengeance for #christian. It's Hammer, go Hammer, yo Hammer.!$@$ wtf?!
stop imagining it now
Oh shit.
FOR DESTROY!!!
gn0
What will we do? That robot will demolish MC Hammer!
We have to wait...

 

by Autodeist
6-20-05
You have to be fucking kidding me...
You have NO chance to survive! Make your time!
MC HAMMER PIMP SLAP!!!
Who has no chance to survive NOW?!
ow owow ow...ow

 

by Autodeist
6-20-05
So...my prize robot failed to stop MC Hammer? Nonsense!
It is true, sire!
You know...you've always pissed me off, dog on a ball...
OWOWOWOWOWOW
Hah! Now back to defeating MC Hammer...

 

by Autodeist
6-21-05
Stop! Hammertime!
Can't touch this!
Um, hey...
DON'T INTERRUPT HAMMERTIME
MC Hammer sure loves his hammertime...

 

by Autodeist
6-23-05
I am the manifestation of an eternal power far beyond anything this world has ever seen. You are my newest servant..I made you to aid me in my goals, yet you will never understand them...
Give to me thy orders, then. I am your servant for eternity.

 

by Autodeist
6-23-05
Life...Dreams...Hope...
Where'd they come from? And where are they headed?
These things...I will-
Is that Meals on Wheels? Hurry on in, boy!

 

by Autodeist
7-26-05
Hi. These comics are BACK!!!
w00t
...fuck the three-panel format.
Agreed.

 

by Autodeist
8-18-05

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