All comics by Azama

 

Priests are scaaaaary... by Azama 8-30-03
??? Hello, my son. So I was thinkin'... What say we get out of here? I know a nice place, not too far from here... I take ALL my altar-boys there...	... ...Come on. Just you and me, sexy.	!!! I'll call you!

 

YAY FOR KILLINGS! by Azama 8-30-03
A Social Commentary, A Few Years Too Late. Pokemon! Pokemon!	Pokemon! Pokemon!

 

A Prequel, Or: How The Priest Wound Up In Hell by Azama 8-30-03
A Prequel, The First Of Many To Come. Maybe. Oh God! We're going to die! Derrrrrr...	Oh dear sweet Jesus, what would you do in my place? Su-HUK?	For, uhhh... future reference, Jesus WOULDN'T have touched that boy in that manner. I've made my decision.

 

The Ever-Asked Question... by Azama 8-30-03
Battle Of The Online! OMG leik ROFL!!!!1111one 1 p\/\//[]\[]z0|2z j00! 1 |2 1337357!	LOLOLOLOL u tlak funay lololol rofl!111oneone @ p3|2\/3|2z10[]\[] 0|= []\[]@7|_||23....	aaaaah ti berns!111 lolololol i sux ....1 |2 571LL 1337357!

 

A Day In The Life Of A Loser, PT. 1 by Azama 8-30-03
A Day In My Life. Pity Me. (In-Jokes Abound!) Dayumn, beyatches love meh! I be ALLZ up in dere biznazz! ...	Hi Scott! Oh, um, hey. Heh. Heh. Uhm. Hey. What's up? You catch.... uhm.... that thing? On that, um, thing? Heh. Heh. Um. Heh.	So, you're leaving...? Um, heh, see ya.. Heh. Heh. Um. Bye... ::sigh:: Dayumn, beyatches love meh! I be ALLZ up in dere biznazz!

 

Crappy Boredom, and Self-Amusement by Azama 8-30-03
He Kills.	And He Kills.	But He Hates Being Too Late To Kill.

 

Funny? I Don't Know. Ebonics Are Funny? by Azama 8-31-03
The Effect Of Ebonics. So's I wuz at dis partay, righ'? An' dis bitch all come up ta me an' be all, "Damn, nigga!" an' I was all, "Shup, beyatch!" Head... emptying... must... stay... strong...	An' dam, freekee beyatch wen' all crazee up onna nigga, beitch shakin' herr azz at ah nigga, an' I wuz all, "DAYUMN, BEYOTCH!" Too hard... to fight... giving... in... AAAAAGH!!!	No whu 'm sayin'? ...Fo' sho'.

 

Open Mic Night In Heaven by Azama 9-01-03
Open Mic Night In Heaven. So I walked into a hotel one night, right? And I gave the hotel clerk three nails.	He says, "Excuse me, sir?" And I said, "Can you put me up for the night?"	Thank you, thank you. You've been a wonderful audience. Oh Jesus.

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