All comics by Azithinkiam

 

Sexier Than Thou by Azithinkiam 10-31-01
The battle for Jesus continues...... Hey baby, you're looking pretty hot in that diaper. Oh no, not this guy again.	Hey, step off bitch. This guy is mine. He taught me how to read "sand script" and I gave him head.	Don't worry my children. There's enough Jesus to go around.

 

Squirrelicious by Azithinkiam 10-31-01
Spring Fever catches on... Hey, I'll lick your nuts for a buck. Hmm..........I dunno	Come on, it'll be nut-tastic Well.....alright, but be careful. I have crabs.	Screw that crab infested bastard, you look like you could use some suckin!

 

Biblical Porno by Azithinkiam 10-31-01
So I said to the priest I said....... What'd you say Jesus?	I said..... You're so tough Jesus, I love it.	That's what all my bitches say, now lick my groin. Done and Done. And I mean DONE!

 

Biblical Porn by Azithinkiam 10-31-01
Jesus tells one of his parables...... So I said to the Quaker I said... What did you say Jesus?	I said....."listen you Quaker. Either build a barn, or kill yourself." Oooo, you're so tough Jesus, I love it.	That's what all mah bitches say.....now lick my groin! Done and Done. And I mean DONE!

 

Jesus Saves by Azithinkiam 11-01-01
Quick everyone, smear the gook!	But you can't kill me. I don't eat meat and I don't have sex. I'm as pure as water!	Mwhahaha, where's your Messiah now!?

 

Jesus Saves by Azithinkiam 11-02-01
Behold! The sweet pain of Jesus! I will show you my powers young girl, I will make you orgasm. So you're think you're Jesus because you can make me cum!?	OoOOOoOOOooOo! That's right, how do ya like me now bitch?	That was my best orgasm ever! Even better than when I was drunk on Jack Daniel's. I believe in you Jesus, I think I'll go dye my hair blue. Jesus 1....Whore 0

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