All comics by BabyEinstein

 

by BabyEinstein
3-22-03
Here we see Brent, a kid, on his 10th birthday.
I don't want to be here.
Move clown or face the wrath of my farts!
This was his first comuion.
Do u belive in me and god the almighty?
What if i don't?
This was when he got drafted into the army.
This kid smells!
If I don't move i'll die. Oh my god what smells...wait thats me.

 

by BabyEinstein
3-22-03
Here we see Brent relaxing with his sister.
Play with me big brother!
Shut the heck up!
Here is where Brent got sent to jail for drugs at the age of 18.
It was the dope man.
Why are you in here?
Here we see brent in heck.
Play with me big brother!
God danmit my life was worthless!

 

by BabyEinstein
3-22-03
This is his house.
Oh this is reely going to hurt...NOT!
Your going down!!
This is when he sees his people.
I was sent from the U.S.A. to kick your butt!
This is him on the potty.
UHHHHHHHHHHHH.......oooooo!

 

by BabyEinstein
3-23-03
This is live from CBS. We have found Capin Corny in the midst of battle.
Stand back evil dewer...
Ha Ha. I raided Victoria's Secret and you didn't stop me!
How do you know we are live,"A** hole." If this was taped they would edit that out.
Or watch me open up a can of whoop a** on you!
Who does this guy think he is?
(5 minutes later)
Do you accept your death?
Uhhhhhhh...would you take no for an answer?

 

by BabyEinstein
3-23-03
This is his morning raid.
Give me all your stuff(including dope and ladies unmetionables)
I got alot of all that stuff.
This is how Jack gets lunch.
I'm gonna kill you then fry you then put you in a stew ya bunny!
This is probably serious because I taste good. I reely did tatse myself. YUM!
This is jack after he shot himself because he forgot to put the safety on his gun.
If you dont give me hell i'll give you hell!
Ohhhhhhhh...don't wory i'll give you hell dumb a**. Ha ha ha ha ha.

 

by BabyEinstein
3-23-03
This was yet another day when the captin got back from fighting crime early.
Hey honey, do you wanna make my day super?
Hey stupid I dont know you!
Oh wait wrong house...whoops!
Duhhhhhhhhhh...go somewhere else!
Dang it! Wrong still.
Get out da way b****, get out da way!

 

by BabyEinstein
3-23-03
Isn't this getting silly?
Wrong again. Man i'm dumb!
D*** straight!
Still wrong captin.
Still wrong.
You aint escaping me now lil' man!
I agree with the little girl.
Oh yeah, now I remember that I killed my wife and destroyed my house in rage! Duh!
Fag!

 

by BabyEinstein
3-23-03
Captin Corny vs. Vamp.
I'm gonna stop you.
Sure....just like Solid Snake
That was fast!
Your dead game ovah!
Ouch!
Solid Snake vs. Solidus.
So we meet again in mortal kombat brother.
How true Solid Snake but this time you lose.

 

by BabyEinstein
3-23-03
Solid Snake vs. Solidus.
Your zapping tentacles are no match for my stinger missles.
Oh realy...
D*** you.
Mahahahahahahahaah!!!!!!!!!!
Revolver Ocelot vs. Ninja
Your suit is so tight I can see your a**.
You looked you gay perv?

 

by BabyEinstein
3-23-03
Kids this strip was made to show to you why not to smoke.
Snake you shouln't smoke, it changes you.
Shut up Otacon!
UHHHHHHHHHHH...AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh...thats what you meant!
Like always I'm right and Snake doesn't listen.

 

by BabyEinstein
3-23-03
Arnie is a clown in hell.
God d*****, how the hell did I get here. It's realy creepy down here. Who are you?
I'm your master now maggit!
This isn't good!
Oh no someone please get me out of here!
If you dont obey me I'll kick your a**!
Arnie is right, hell does suck.
This sucks really bad!
First you must bu turned less friendly. Well...chop chop!

 

by BabyEinstein
3-23-03
Man I look like s***!
Uhhh...hi again.
Well... it's a little better, but whatever, now you must battle other ill tempered spirits from hell.
Round one Arnie vs. Dead Soldier.
Hey pussy, your goin down!
Fuck you!

 

by BabyEinstein
3-23-03
That hurt!
God d*****!
I win!
Oh no it's you!
You failed me! Be gone fool!
I'm free! Yeah!
Time to die clown!

 

by BabyEinstein
3-24-03
Do you need a care bear hug?
Do you need a kick in the a**?
Too bad!
Ouch!
Ha ha ha!
God d*** you!

 

by BabyEinstein
3-24-03
Here is the captin once again.
Man I need to go on a vacation. Fighting crime has worn me out. I know, I'll warp there with my mind powers!
Man he needs to pratice warping!
Hey this isn't the health spa! God dangit! I'll have to get that fixed.
Welcome captin. It isn't your time yet but oh well your staying here wussy man!
Oh boy!
Uhhhhhhh... at least it's warm down here.
This aint girl scouts captin! Your going to have to be my slave now!

 

by BabyEinstein
3-24-03
This is getting interesting.
For my entertainment first you must marry the gayest fag in all of heck! Wuah ha ha ha ha!
Hey that's just not right!
Oh boy!
Ha ha!
Man this guy ilooks gay!
Hi I used to make out with my cat but now I have you to do that with.

 

by BabyEinstein
3-24-03
I gotta beat this guy up. I know,"transform!"
Come here sweetie!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I'm back. Did you miss me?

 

by BabyEinstein
3-24-03
Have you noticed that the guy's cat hasn't ran yet?
Ninja Turtle power punch! Heigh-ah!
Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Good bye fag from heck!
OUCH!
That wasn't exactly what was supposed to happen, but it was funny any way!
I hate you!

 

by BabyEinstein
3-24-03
Man how do I hate being a ninja. "Transform!"
I smell like poo.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Wrong thing. This really isn't my day! "Transform!"

 

by BabyEinstein
3-24-03
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Here we go. Now i'm back to normal!
I also think the captin is lame.
Man, you are the lamest superhero that ever came to heck! Your crampin' my style! GET OUT!
Yeah I'm free! Mind warp now!

 

by BabyEinstein
3-24-03
Your in the wrong place again captin!
Uhhhh... maybe the entrance to the health spa is hidden.
Hullo! I am Osama Bin Laden and will be your killer today. Transform!
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Wrong thing hold on while I change. Transform!

 

by BabyEinstein
3-24-03
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ok. This is right.
Oh crap!
Back to heck you go!

 

by BabyEinstein
3-25-03
Back so soon captin? Well too bad, your not going to ruin my life worse! Be gone vile person!
Uhhh...thanks I guess.
Man that guy is a fag!
Okay, now I should warp to the doctor's clinic so he can check out the warping part of my brain. Brain warp now!

 

by BabyEinstein
3-25-03
Wrong place.
I'm gonna make you into my extra fattening pre breakfast snackey poo!
Wrong again!
We're all gonna die but I want to be the first one to die!
Okay, here we go.
Oh how nice to see you captin. Do you need your brain removed or how about your colon? Yumm, captin colon.

 

by BabyEinstein
3-25-03
This doctor looks evil, kinda like Chris Murphy.
I can think of three good reasons why you shouldn't. Number one being the fact I haven't gone to the restroom since I was three.
Okay thanks for the heads up. But really why are you here without an appiontment. Do you know what I do to people that show up without an appointment? I KILL them!
What ever. I just you to fix my brain.
That would take years!
Ohh. I just meant the mind warp part.
Okay I could let my side show freak of an assistant do that!

 

by BabyEinstein
3-26-03
Hi captin I the first bad guy that you fought live on CBS am the doctor's assistant! Wuah ha ha ha ha!
Man, this is just great, I got to get my brain worked on by a perverted bunny!
Don't worry, this shocking tool won't hurt! NOT!
Ouch!
I'm done.
Okay. Off I go to test out my warping ability!

 

by BabyEinstein
3-26-03
Ah finally, time for my real vacation at the spa! But wait...if that guy is here this must...
Hi captin do you like my dangerously flamable wall paper?
be heck!
Why the hell are you back in hell? Ohh I almost forgot, someone wants to see you! Wuah ha ha ha ha!
This guy needs a hair cut! Man does uh..he.. no she...uhh..it look gay!
Hey dude, I might look like a tom boy but I'm actually a boy who like boys!

 

by BabyEinstein
3-27-03
This guy is just wrong!
Time to take out the trash! Turtle power!
I like it up the butt, but what else is new?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ewww! look at what the gay guy says!
Time to go kung-foo on your gay butt!
I think the back street boys are hotties and are #2 on my list , right next to you!

 

by BabyEinstein
3-27-03
Boo yeah, you're dead! Gotta go! Mind warp now!
@#$%&**!
Oh no!
This is the end of the captin's vacation.
I wonder if I should kill this guy if he doesn't wake up soon?

 

by BabyEinstein
3-27-03
I wanna get tough so I can beat Chris Lee up. I know, I'll work out!
1...2...3...start!
Kick high!
Kick low!

 

by BabyEinstein
3-27-03
Punch the air...
Your done! Now all you have to do is punch Chris Lee!
Take this faglet!
I'm Chris Lee!

 

by BabyEinstein
3-27-03
You died, ha ha!
How could I get beat up by a girl unless...
This is my true form.
...she was a boy! I knew it all along, that girl is Josh Habeck!
I couldn't figure out what to put in this last panel, so I just left it blank.

 

by BabyEinstein
8-17-03
This is R.P.R.(Russian Public Radio)
On this episode of R.P.R we will make fun of fat and lazy Americans.
Hail to that comrad.
We will do a top 10 countdown of the all time laziest Americans.
Echo, echo, echo, echo.
Number 10 is Opra!!!!!
I was caught littering and...

 

by BabyEinstein
8-17-03
Number 9 is...is...is... is Big Bird!
Littering and...
Number 8 is Ronald Mc Donald for making Americans fat!
Littering and...
5 Minutes, lazy and fat Americans, and littering ands later.
And the number one lazy american is Bill Clinton!!!!
Littering and smokin' the reefer.

 

by BabyEinstein
4-09-04
This is a story about some wierd girl in my neighborhood who really does dress up like this.
Oh doggie, where are you? I remember, I left you back in time.
I've got to find captain corny so he can warp me back in time.
Take me back to the vietnam war where i left my doggie, moldy buns

 

by BabyEinstein
4-09-04
TIME WARRRRRRRP!
Wouldn't the bombs hit them?
Yup, we are here.
I'm goin back home. You can et yourself killed.
I found you puppy. Yea!
You are not allowed to get within 500ft of me because of the restraining order, remember??

 

by BabyEinstein
5-10-04
Hi again all. The guy on the right owns the Pizza Magnet and is trying to promote his pizza shop.
Hey, come to the Pizza Magnet. It's the hottest, coolest, and overallest best place in town.
Uhh, my mommy told me never to talk to men colored in black and white.
He is so pathetic that he will ask anyone.
Will you go to the Pizza magnet?
I like a man with a tie on.
Ewww, creepy.
Will you go to the-
Sure, I'll go!!

 

by BabyEinstein
5-10-04
Welcome to the Pizza Magnet. How may I help you?
I'll have a make over so I can look HOT!
Your pretty dumb if you haven't figured out that the skull is gay.
Uhh, we don't perform miracles. NEXT!
i'm gonna tell my brother because he's an attourney. He'll sue you for so much money that you'll close the Pizza Magnet.
Oh my god brother! They served you up on the buffet on the cruise. How will you sue the Pizza magnet if you don't have your eyes to tell where the judge is?
Musha mhsda plackune eshh!

 

by BabyEinstein
5-10-04
The skull is a cannibal too.
You look really tasty floating around like that brother. Do you have any steak sauce?
Uha osehnoo!
Due to the graphic violence of this next scene, we won't show it.
Okay, graphic violence is over.
Woah, there wa alot of blood in that arm!

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