All comics by Batman_The_Scientist

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Dude, I think I'm going to give up smoking.
You're a donkey, you don't have the ability to smoke let alone even hold a cigarette.
No matter how many pills they put me on I still can't smile.

 

Ever get that feeling like you're being watched?
Actually I find that I'm usually watching others.
I call my van "The Incubator"

 

You must believe in me or else you will spend an eternity in hell.
Dude, I'm a pink donkey, I hardly believe in myself.
Aww crap.

 

I am going to kill you!
Dude, you're a Christmas tree.
If I could cry they would be tears of maple syrup.

 

Fuck.

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