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by Beeko180
6-14-08
HI
Um........................................ Hi. What are you doing in a bin?
It's Get-In-A-Bin Day
Seems reasonable. I'll join in!!!!!
The End By James.
Wanna be Fwends ??????????????????
Um................Ok

 

by Beeko180
6-19-08
Sir there has been a power failure in the ships main engine. Without the engine working we'll crash.
Well if we crash that will give us time to fix the engine now won't it.
But sir. We already have a spare engine. Why can't we just use that one.
Because I threw that spare engine out in order to fit in a room full of gold.
Oh No!!!!!!! We're all gunna DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Calm down Calm down there is still the chance that this is a dream. I'l pinch myself to see if it is. *Pinch* OW!!!!!!! Ok now you can panic!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
6-20-08
The following weird event takes place at 9:00 pm
Oh Hi blue!
Hi Mandy
Well I better get home cuz it's my bed time ok.
Ooooooo Ok
Shortly after.................
I'm Ready!
Ready for what? And why the hell are you in your underwear!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
7-02-08
One Day when Grown-Up Billy the Bad boy is having his mother get up him on stealing food from the pantry........................
AND ANOTHER THING I AM SICK OF FINDING LEFTOVER.................... .............CHIPS.................. ...CHOCOLATE........... .......BISCUITS.........
Uhhhhh... Things You can eat!
Huh?
The End By James.
Aren't we playing Sherades?
Um....... No

 

by Beeko180
7-04-08
I believe I have found earth.
Sir, Don't you mean "We" have found Earth?
The End By James.
Look!!! Over there Spork!!! It's a plane!!!!!!
I'm not an idiot like you captain.

 

by Beeko180
7-06-08
So what Seems to have happened here?
Well sir, it appears that a man has died and all evidence points to a suicide.
What seems to build up that theory then?
Well, as you can clearly see the word MURDER are clearly written on the wall somehow perfectly aligned but backwards. Also the man seems to have drawn the outlines of himself in a position of death...
The End By James.
Any more garbage you need to tell me.
Well there is one more thing. The man killed himself by "pie overdose". Which basically means that he killed himself due to having too much pie in his blood stream.

 

by Beeko180
7-06-08
So Johnny How'd it Go?
Well it didn't seem to be all that big a problem................... ..................................
No seriously, how'd it go?
*CHOMP*_________The End By James.
Fancy having my friend get eaten by a shark.....................

 

by Beeko180
7-07-08
Lets Watch the TV.
.............. Daddy, Why did Mum kill my brother.
Underwater?
Well...........................
Like the TV says: We think before we speak.____________The End By James.
I mean, underwater?
Sometimes we think before we speak gloria........ ................................

 

by Beeko180
7-07-08
*shivers*
What the hell happened to you?
*shivers*... I'm cold..................... ............................
To be continued...... By James
LIGHT EM ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
7-07-08
Soon A fire is lighted and Bill begins Chanting....................
OOGA OOGA CHOOOOOOOGA OOGA OOGA CHOOOOOOOGA
I should have realised that if I made a fire it would go out quicker than ice cubes left out on a window sill on a hot summer's day............................. ....................................
The End By James.
But on the other hand, Now I don't have to look at that ugly frozen human.

 

by Beeko180
7-07-08
Aaaa. Good old christmas once again.
Why have I been put up. It's not Christmas yet...........
Hey Tim, why haven't you put up your christmas lights? It's Christmas!
Christmas? In July?
The End By James.
Are trying to say that I did all my Christmas Chores and IT'S ONLY JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You need to check the Calender more often man.................. ..................................... .....................................

 

by Beeko180
7-07-08
One fine Day During a stand-up Comedy Act By Bob............................
So Yesterday I was walking home when I a guy walked up behind me and grabbed me by the shoulder. It was a very firm grip so I couldn't get out of it................
.....When I turned around I asked him what he was doing. He replied that he was going to drag me behind a tree and do terrible things to me. I got scared and asked if I could call the cops............
To be Continued................ By James.
He replied yes and.. ..................................... .....................................

 

by Beeko180
7-07-08
AND?!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End By James.
That's all I got. Sucks doesn't it.
BOO, GET OFF THE STAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
7-07-08
One fine Day inside Bob's Sea Territory (Fish House).........................
Lets watch the News..........
In other News There appears to be even more deaths of REDFISH than usual................
Meanwhile at Franky's House. Franky has just come back home after fishing for REDFISH and turned on the TV..................................
Oops, I think I've nearly killed off The population of REDFISH In Australia.

 

by Beeko180
7-07-08
HI I'M FINGER PUPPET THE FINGER PUPPET
I'll be going now.................... ...........................

 

by Beeko180
7-07-08
BOW BEFORE THY SEA DEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEA DEMON? NO WONDER THEY MADE YOU ONE, YOUR TOO UGLY TO BE ANYTHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
grrrrrrrrrrrr.............. .....................................
The End By James.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
7-07-08
What the hell is this?
Who are you?
I never thought that a fish would be red.
The End By James.
Can you speak?
Neither did I think that they'd ask this many Questions...... .....................................

 

by Beeko180
7-07-08
I just got back from School and I find that the world has turned into some sort of loopy happyplace. Let's check today's lottery numbers.
Let See....... My number is: 26344906
The End By James.
Yay I got a Buck

 

by Beeko180
7-07-08
So god, how ya doin' up there?
Are you there god?
I am here I just don't wanna listen to a girl who's stupid enough to think that I exist.
But if you exist how come your talking?
The End By James.
This is not the time to ask such a pointless question because you know as well as I do that I was bluffing........
You were?

 

by Beeko180
7-07-08
Dillan is on the right........................
Hi.
Hi.
*POOF*
The End By James.
That was a weird way to make an exit....................... ...............................

 

by Beeko180
7-07-08
I'm from Kiss.
What did you do to my house?
Well.........
The End By James.
Here's your orange juice cruel sir.

 

by Beeko180
7-08-08
It's your turn to die little fishy.
Are you Darth Vader?
No I'm the Grim Reaper.
The End By James.
Heh Heh more like Grim....... Um Uhhhhhhhhh......... Oh forget it I'm too lazy.
That was just mean....................... ..................................

 

by Beeko180
7-08-08
Whatever happened to Bob Jesus?
*groans*
Jesus?
*Groans*
The End By James.
JESUS CHRIST JESUS!!!!!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!
*Groans* Can't you see I'm dead!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
7-08-08
It's your turn to die little fishy.
Are you Darth Vader?
No I'm the Grim Reaper.
The End By James.
Heh Heh more like Grim....... Um Uhhhhhhhhh......... Oh forget it I'm too lazy.

 

by Beeko180
7-08-08
So Bob, What are you doing on Friday Night?
Well I haven't planned that far. Why?
Because I was thinking about breaking into your house while you were out at the bar and stealing your TV Remote along with your Cable Satellite Dish.
Really?
The End By James.
Yes Really, Why?
Well I thought you weren't jealous that's all................. ..................................

 

by Beeko180
7-08-08
Who are you?
I'm your guidance fairy. Tee Hee.
Reeeeeeeally................. Well I suppose this means I can have three wishes doesn't it?
Yes. Tee Hee.
To be Continued..................By James.
My first wish is for you to make me King of the Sea-
I'm sorry but that wish has already been taken. Pick another one please. Tee Hee.

 

by Beeko180
7-08-08
Ok, I wish that I was the Richest Man in the World.
I'm sorry that wish has already been taken. Please pick another one. Tee Hee.
Well, I wish that I could fly.
I'm sorry that wish has already been taken. Please pick another one. Tee Hee.
The End By James.
God Damn it!!!! What about, I wish that you were DEAD! How about that one?
Your wish is granted! Tee He-*rolls over and dies*

 

by Beeko180
7-08-08
I'm in the mood for some seafood.................
!
The End By James.
Must..get..away!

 

by Beeko180
7-08-08
Let's watch the Boxing.
In the Arena................
*wack*
OW
1 hour later..................
I think that I should quit......................

 

by Beeko180
7-08-08
Look Bob, I found a Duck!
Um.... That's not a duck Bill.
Then What is it?
It's a Dead Elephant.
The End By James.
Really? No wonder it was so heavy........ .....................................
How the Hell could you get an Elephant mixed up with a Duck.

 

by Beeko180
7-08-08
I come in peace!
But I heard Aliens were thinking about destroying earth.
No I am of a different breed.
Sometimes people make no sense, in this case it's aliens instead of people___________The End By James.
Then how many breeds of alien are there?
One.

 

by Beeko180
7-08-08
In the Red corner is REDFISH BILL____ & in the Blue Corner is BLUEFISH BOB
You can fight now!
But Bob's already dead.
No he's asleep. Now just hit him already.
But he's my friend!
Z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z

 

by Beeko180
7-08-08
Ooooooo What does this button do? *pushes button*
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S AS COLD AS HELL ON ICE!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End By James.
Sorry.
*shivers* No probs

 

by Beeko180
7-08-08
Ooooooo What does this button do? *pushes button*
Suddenly Water Bursts out from a fake strand of Coral.
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S AS COLD AS HELL ON ICE!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End By James.
Sorry.
*shivers* No probs

 

by Beeko180
7-08-08
I'm Naked!!!!!!!!! Woo Hoo!!!!!!!!!!
Put a shell on man!!!!!!
The End By James.
I'm Naked Dancing!
I can't stand any more of this. I'm out of here!

 

by Beeko180
7-09-08
Ooooo a Starfish!
OMG! It's the Secret ingredient to my Fish Pasta!!!!!! REDFISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End By James.
*sigh* Oh well, Looks like it's back to making Letuce Salad Again. *sigh*

 

by Beeko180
7-09-08
Ho Ho Ho............ Little Ho
*SLAP*
Big Ho
*SLAP*
The End By James.
Why do People Slap me whenever I say My catchphrase. I mean what's so bad about the word "Ho". It's not even a word!!!

 

by Beeko180
7-09-08
Hi, I'm a shark and I'm going to eat you!
Hello fellow shark friend.
But if your a shark, then that means...... .....................................
The End By James.
OMG Your a shark!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course I am what, did you expect me to be a fish?

 

by Beeko180
7-09-08
Donnie, I have to let you in on a little secret of mine. Can you keep it a secret?
Yeah sure go ahead. I may be prone to letting it slip but I can as long as you can risk it I can hear it ok.
*whispers* I'm gay. actually to tell the truth I'm not, but please don't tell anyone I said it they may become suspicious of me ok.
Ok, I won't................. HEY EVERYBODY!!!!! BILL JUST JOKED ABOUT BEING GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End By James.
Oh boy..... this is NOT going to be good!
Bye, I'm going to tell all the people on the outskirts of town about it........... *hums*

 

by Beeko180
7-09-08
Who are you?
I'm a Scientist.
Oh Reeally huh? Then What's 5,000,000,000 x 6,793,546,769?
W-itch-et-ty-gr- *blub*
The End By James.
Witchetty Grub? I'm sorry that's Incorrect.
He should of known I wasn't a Mathematician. I said I was a "SCIENTIST"!

 

by Beeko180
7-09-08
What the hell are you?
I'm an Angel my faithfull Son of god
Your messed up!
How am I messy?
The End By James.
I didn't say you were messy I said your messed up as in Koo-Koo. Out of the Ordinary. Completely insane. A fruit Loop. A man who has no complete sense in what he looks like. A moron. A Crazy Kook. A -
Ok ok I get it!

 

by Beeko180
7-09-08
*sniff* *sniff*
What's Wrong?
I lost at a game of monopoly. *cry* *cry*
And what's so bad about that?
The End By James.
Well- OMG ITS HIDEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
7-09-08
Who are you and what the HELL are you doing with a bloody scythe?
I am Massacre Man the son of the Infamous Chainsaw Massacre. And I am Here to eradicate all the Sea animals in the world!!! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your Joking right?
Yes I am.
The End By James.
Then how DID you get the blood all over you and blood on that scythe of yours?
I was fishing for Sharks and one of them bit my face off leaving my head and eyes intact. o I put on this mask to cover Sup my ugliness.

 

by Beeko180
7-09-08
Who are you and what the HELL are you doing with a bloody scythe?
I am Massacre Man the son of the Infamous Chainsaw Massacre. And I am Here to eradicate all the Sea animals in the world!!! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your Joking right?
Yes I am.
The End By James.
Then how DID you get the blood all over you and blood on that scythe of yours?
I was fishing for Sharks and one of them bit my face off leaving my head and eyes intact. o I put on this mask to cover Sup my ugliness.

 

by Beeko180
7-09-08
Who the hell would fish for sharks?
Doesn't that question have a very obvious answer to it............. ....................................
Oh that's right: you would.
Your the Dumbest fish I've ever come across! Did ou know that! I guess not!
The End By James.
Huh?
See, your so dub you don't even understand prope English!

 

by Beeko180
7-09-08
WHAT the Hell are you????????????
I'm celebrating Look-Like-An-Idiot Day!
Well you sure overdid it sonny-boy!
The End By James.
*sigh* I'm always an over doer

 

by Beeko180
7-09-08
The birth of Don't-say-Hell Day.....................
I dare you to not say Hell for one day.
Your on!
One hour later.....................
Woozel-Warzle-ning-nong
What the HELL are you saying?!
The End By James.
Oh damn it I say'd Hell! Oh damn it I said it again!

 

by Beeko180
7-09-08
Why are you reading a book upside down?
Huh?
I asked why are you reading a book upside down?
The End By James.
Because it's Read-A-Book-Upside-Down Day.
That makes no sense. i mean, how can you make a public holiday for reading a book upside down. That's just Ridiculous!

 

by Beeko180
7-09-08
What are you doing with a box? This is where you come to work not a show-and-tell Room!
It's Carry-A-Box-To-Work Day!
The End By James.
Do you even realise how much of a stupid excuse that was?

 

by Beeko180
7-09-08
I'm an idiot! YAY!!!!
Me Too! YAY!!!!
Stop Looking you perv!!!!!!!!!!
The End By James.
Why's everyone suddenly being complete morons?
Dood! It's Be-An-Idiot Day!

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