All comics by BenJovi

 

Classroom Trouble by BenJovi 1-10-09
Are you aloud to bring your cat into the classroom? Of course I am.	I heard the principal say he didn't want any animals in the school. He probably ment the kids. I'm a teacher.	We ask that you dont't bring cats into school. darn it!

 

Nieghborhood Kids by BenJovi 1-10-09
I can't believe it! You broke the window! Now I'm gonna get in trouble for what you did! Sorry.	Stop acusing me! I was pitching and you hit the ball and it smashed the window! I never acused you.	What are you talking about! You... hey! Where did you go?

 

Burning Reaper by BenJovi 1-10-09
Who are you? The Grim Reaper. Your life is about to end.	Not if I kill you first!	I didn't say he was going to die by my hand. Ha, ha, ha!

 

An Angry Ghost by BenJovi 1-11-09
Woh! Hi!	You're a fat ghost! Hey!	Now you're a knome for two months! Ha, ha, ha! Side affects may include vommiting, rashes, and heart attacks.

 

Bird Battle 1 by BenJovi 1-21-09
Well, I'm alone in the house with nothing to do. What do you suggest I do? Die in a hole!	You're not supposed to talk! Get used to it, little girl!	I wouldn't be talking, squirt! Acually, I take that back. You're not little, you're fat!

 

Bird Battle2 by BenJovi 1-21-09
I should probably kill you right now and eat you for dinner! You don't have the key to my cage. Ha, hah, hah!	Then I'll send you far away! What?	Now Bye! For Good!

 

Bird Battle 3 by BenJovi 1-22-09
That bird is finally gone! Now I can get some rest!	Hello!	How did you get here! I walked.

 

Bird Battle 4 by BenJovi 1-22-09
Bird for sale! Bird for sale! I was thinking of getting a bird but I can't afford one.	You can take him for free! Just take him! Ok.	Hi. What o you want to do. Did you just talk? That's messed up.

 

Bird Battle 5 by BenJovi 1-22-09
This is my apartment. It's a lot better than that other wreches dump. That place looked like it hadn't been cleaned since Wolrd War 1.	It seems like you hated your previous owner. Thank you for understanding my pain.

 

Bird Battle 6 by BenJovi 1-22-09
I'm home from work.	Hey, where's your bird?	He's, he's... ah... ah... on vacation! How can a pet bird go on vacation?

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