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by BimboFett
6-06-04
At G4 HQ
It seems we're losing money due to our shows being compete shit... ACK an idea as hit me, we'll take a better channel.
It sounds like a winner hey this TechTv is small and succeful enought to take over.
THE NEW G4TECHTV
HEY KIDS IM SO HARDCORE CRAZY.... whats this black box with cords....
Maybe it a bag of chips hehe get kids CHIPS!!!! HAHAHAHA *GASP* ugh i am deaded
Me at home
Hey dude J why do we keep watching this bullshit?
I miss Leo and so i must feel pain and...er hey um Matt, what the fuck are robots doing in my house?

 

by BimboFett
6-09-04
Your right J we have to do something about TechTVG4, it's messingly up my nightly watching plan.
Dude shut up about that now and tell me WHY ARE THE FUCKING ROBOTS IN MY HOUSE!!!!!!!
OH OH i see you, whole started the whole "BATTLE" against G4, wants to drop out for "PERSONAL REASONS".
THERE ARE FUCKING ROBTS IN MY HOUES! ROBOTS!! This is more than just some "PERSONAL REASON", G4 can wait we have to kill the damn ROBOTS now!!!
HEY... what happened to your hippie out-fit?
Oh that it just didn't feel right too may colors, so about the rob... HEY GET BACK HERE I NEED A MEAT SH... I MEAN COVER-FIRE!!!

 

by BimboFett
6-09-04
Great now i have no "COVER FIRE" and the robots are still here... HEY who the hell are you?
I am unit 33708, i am a nazi assassin droid sent by G4 HQ to kill you.
Ok let's just call you Pastey, now what did i do to G4 besides sit at home and bitch about yo... AW CRAP YOU GOT MY LETTER?!?!?!
Yes we got your letter saying "Your programs are complete bullshit" and "The only way i watch your show is if a robots assassin army was in my house and eatting my food". END QUOTE
OK there is only one way to settle this a DULE TO THE DEATH, just let me get my "REAL" ninja set.
PASTEY?

 

by BimboFett
6-11-04
Ok Pastey it's time to meet your... er damn i was never good with these lines well er... damn how bout i just kick your ass?
Pastey?
Oh hey due to limitations J can't actually do a fight scene, Oh I'm Spencer, or Dib as they call me, i'll be in later not sure if i want to be in, oh well J can't do too much to me he is a dumbass.
well shit...
Well Pastey any last words? Before i go for a COOL and STYLIN' ninja kill?
Hey i got a great idea how bout you spare me, and i'll get rid of the rest of the G4 nazi assassin bots, and i help you out around your house, hows that sound eh?

 

by BimboFett
6-24-04
What were you saying about me in your last comic?
Ok first off bitch I took care of the dame robots already by my self, now your just fucking the world up cause your a sad loney FUCKTARD who cares about issues as much as fucking hotdog!!
OOOOOOOOoooooo tasty hotdog, to bad I'm on a diet.
And also I wasn't "Pouting" i ment every fucking word I said, me not being "deserving" of Four Swords is jsut one of many things that have been fucked up and pissed me off.
I am SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOoooo loney...
Yet I always lose sight of the issues...
Ok true as that may be you still did a good job of pissing off mom and dad AND making my life a living hell... oh and does this mean you don't want Four Swords?
YES I STIL WANT FUCKING FOUR SWORDS, oh and yeah I'm real sorry bout the living hell and stuff it just a skill of mine and always just lose control and... FUCK i want Four Swords NOW DAMN IT!!!

 

by BimboFett
7-01-04
Going to see Spider-Man 2
Guess your pretty excited to see Spider-Man 2 if you would stab an 8 year-old for tickets.
You say something I was thinking of how much Spider-Man 2 will fucking own.
After the movie
DUDE THAT MOVIE WAS SO FUCKING GREAT I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT AND MAN DOC OCK KICK ASS AND SPIDER-MAN IS STILL SO FUCKING COOL GOD WHY CAN'T I HAVE SUPER POWERS, hey lets go back for the second show
Yeah that would be pretty cool but i'm kinda tired and would rather go home I didn't think the movie was that great i guess it cause i'm just not much of a Spider-Man fan.
Never say no to Spider-Man
I can't feel my legs teeth or most of my bones and organs.
Damn it i knew i should of brought Pastey instead.

 

by BimboFett
7-01-04
Holy shit man what happened to you?
I told J i didn't wanna go see Spider-Man 2 again.
Hey Pastey you know where J is?
He went to go see Spider-Man 2 again.
Oh i see, that's cool i guess, hey wann go unbolt the wheels on Matt's wheel-chair or push him dowm staris repetly?
Only if i can set his chair on fire, I live for such things you know.

 

by BimboFett
7-12-04
Hey Matt, how are you doing?
OH GOD!!! SOMEONE HELP IT BURNS, WHY DOES IT BURN!!!
I wonder if there is a ninja behide me?
Could of sworn there was a ninja behide me...
Damn I'm good.

 

by BimboFett
8-13-04
Dude I jsut don't know what was up with us durning our D&D game, we couldn't stay focus on it at all.
This new lube feels great I think I''ll buy some more with J's money.
It's probly just because we haven't gotten together for a long time, except for school and we can't jack around there.
Once I shot an old lady with my nail gun in the park,beacuse she said I reminded her of her son, and i buried her in your back yard.
Ummmm, Pastey this isn't fucking confessional, I don't need to know bout this shit.
Well's as long as we're at it, I've been pimping youg boys for 12 years, and steal money from you, I mean Jon for "lube" the last 3 weeks...

 

by BimboFett
8-21-04
Man I really fucking hate John "Fatal1ty" Wendel, I mean he fucking plays games as a sport and has his own fucking shirt, I mean come on shirt with his dumbass net name equal COMPLETE FUCKING WHORE.
But doesn't he win almost all the tournaments he's in?
That't it your pissed to think there's someone that could pwn you on every FPS out there.
No it's the fact he a makes his living on gaming tournaments, which I hate, because if gaming is a pro-sport, then I'm a althete, whichs means I been working all these years.
WOW man that deep really deep, hey do you wanna read my convo i just had where I pissed off Sarah again?
HOLY SHIT, how the fuck did you get in here I thought I told Pastey to put up a brick wall in my door way.

 

by BimboFett
8-22-04
Hey J, whoa what the fuck happened to you?
You know hoe some people go goth whne they get depressed, well i go hippie.
Oh, well what happened you watched the last epsoide of Bebop again, or they delay some game?
No, I'm just feeling kinda down.
Oh, well is there anything I can do to help?
Nah, I'll just go out for a walk maybe join a protest, or start hitting small cute aniamls, that always makes me feel better.

 

by BimboFett
8-22-04
The next day...
Hey, you look liek your old self again feeling better?
Yeah I feel fucking great, getting out for a while really fucking helped, but now I'm gonna go bitch slap some Imps on Doom3.
Last night 8 people where killed when they tried to stop a hippie from hitting small cute animals at a local zoo, reports are calling this the Hippie Homocides.
I think it's a good thing J doesn't go out much.
Hey J you weren't planing on going out some where tonight where you?
I had some strange urge to go to the zoo...

 

by BimboFett
8-22-04
Today on Man-Whore McCord...
Time to put all those months of milatary training to work, for my DEADLY desk job.
God I'm so brave...
HOLY SHIT, my desk jsut blew up... TRAITOR!!!

 

by BimboFett
9-28-04
Dude your still playing Fable man that game is so overrated.
Come on J, check this out i can get drunk and my dude will throw up.
So i can do that in the real world and it's still just as disappointing as Fable, 4 years for a chicken kicking sim, come on thats overrated.
But i can kill who ever i want in Fable and only pay a fine.
So i could kill you now and balme it on ninjas and get away with.
The sad part is I believe you.

 

by BimboFett
11-11-04
Hi, welcome to GameStop how may i haelp you? Would you like to buy Halo2?
Ah no thanks I'll just take Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door.
Ok so that one special edition Halo2 and thing else extra copy, or a controller?
Um are you listening to me you fucktard all i want is PAPER MARIO NO ES HALO2 FOR ME I DON'T EVEN OWN A FUCKING XBOX!
Are you sure i mean just look at how shiny this box is.
AAAAHHHHH MY EYES BURNING DAMN YOU MICROSOFT AND YOUR EYE BURNING TECHNOLOGY!!!

 

by BimboFett
6-08-05
Last time on As The World Turns: Breck Co.
Everyone I've told about the virus is dead or missing!
And I'm a robot so why should I care.
Pastey, my love, I'm pregnet adn your the father!
Why do i get the feeling your wrong about that.
Todays episode:
Where's J he delete my lvl4 Me/E on Guild Wars and I'll kill him for it!
Jay is in his room hitting small animals, here are the keys to his house have fun.

 

by BimboFett
1-20-06
Hey J, man it's great to see you. I got some candy bars here you want some, no charge.
Hell yeah, free candy is a must, now you can get off my fucking lawn anytime you want.
J, you do relize that you just accepted and ate candy from the local gay guy who's been stalking you.
Hey free candy bars are always accepted, people go trick or treating every year.
When people in vans offer you candy you don't go with them do you?
I really don't see how that applies.

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