All comics by C4SpikeDudley

 

by C4SpikeDudley
4-23-03
One day, C4SpikeDudley got an idea.
I wonder if I could make a story about myself on StripCreator, show it to the WWEGSB and be hailed as the funniest, cutest user there...
Perhaps he could think up humorous stories, possibly stealing Jeff Hardly's ideas and claiming them as his own, gaining popularity as a result and using little effort. This seemed like a plan.
Heh. Nigger.
You can use MIDI's on my boards! Yay!
C4 decided against that, too. It would require cut and paste. He eventually decided to just do his own comics.
Random User: EWR help needed!
I have some time to burn anyway.

 

by C4SpikeDudley
4-24-03
Sean, Robb and Nate watch New England Wrestling Alliance on cable access.
Announcer: Masked Leopard against the ropes!
This match sucks. Why do they have midgets wrestling?
Nate comments on the broadcast.
I thought those two midgets were tag team partners until one of them turned the other one's mask around and bit him in the ass.
Robb's too-true reaction to Nate's insight.
Announcer: Oh, what a manuever!
HAHAHAHAHA! HOLY CRAP! HAHAHAHAHA!

 

by C4SpikeDudley
4-24-03
C4 logs onto the WWEGSB once more.
Bronsini's suspended, someone's petitioning for another SYM board I'll bet my ass we'll have another ****ing debate over HHH again tonight.
Suddenly, GameFAQs was down.
System error? Current board maintenance? AH, DAMMIT TO HELL! I had a witty remark to make, too.
Disheartened by the boards, C4 expresses his opinion and goes to make a sandwich.
Instant Message: Are the boards not working for you?
I blame it on Game.

 

by C4SpikeDudley
4-24-03
Back on the boards, C4 checks some topics. He enjoys a particular one.
Let's see...oh, deathblooms. Great.
Deathblooms had cornered a new female board user, but nycballa had appeared to save her from the pedophile. Hoo-rah!
i mor exxpirienced boy, back off!!1!!1
Prepare to die! 187, mother****er!
Without warning, nycballa had flamed deathblooms to death!
Gotta run before the moderators get here! Woo!

 

by C4SpikeDudley
4-24-03
C4 discovers a secret conversation.
BigRedMachine: Well, it seems I've come into posession of Jeff Hardly's GameFAQs account.
EvilPrimate: Careful, Pimpy's on his usermap.
Note: this is all true.
BigRedMachine: Well, it would sure suck if Jeff got mysteriously axed...

 

by C4SpikeDudley
4-24-03
C4 called up Hardly. He arrived quickly.
We obviously need to do something drastic and flashy.
Such as?
Doing some of our own "work" on BRM. Hope he likes his gift!
How the hell can you do that on a computer?
Later that night, BRM opened up Internet Explorer. He was surprised, in the least.
Norton Anti-Virus has detected Heart Failure. Goodbye.
Oh, ****.

 

by C4SpikeDudley
4-26-03
After taking posession of Darkside Legion, BRM & Co. have a meeting.
Heh. DIE. I hate C4 and now I will never deal with him! Suicide is his only option!
Shut the fuck up. Rancid, what do you plan on doing?
We've got complete control over EP's spin-off board. Darkside Legion is at our command! Except we banned the WWEGSB, which was the majority of the users, and most of the others aren't interested..
Shut the fuck up. Nigger nigger nigger! Ah, dammit, maybe you're right. This was a fucking waste of time.
At least I can tell EP what to do. He's my new Game!
EvilPrimate: Put it in a little further...

 

by C4SpikeDudley
4-28-03
After their "hacking" began, rancid and BRM converse with each other.
Ha! Now we will attempt to hack into all the WWEGSB accounts and destroy them from within!
Stupid niggers.
Random User: he haked meeh!!!1
Thanks to the database, we have a load of passwords from the idiots who didn't change them. Beans! Now! ROFLMFAAAOaoa NIGGER LYNCH!
Despite their lack of intelligence, the fools had cronies, including people *stupider* than even they were. Amazing, eh?
dood we r ownin dem! i em on smackdown!1! boreeto hax0r on ur azz!1!!
WWEGSB! I WILL CRUSH YOU! ROAR! HACK HACK HACK ANAL HACK!

 

by C4SpikeDudley
12-10-03
It's all a hoax.
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