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by CD
6-16-02
Dingo tells Wipe about his new plan
This idea rawks Wipey. Let's ally with Xanadu and Ely in addition to WP. We're gonna be the coolest powerblock ever
errr... how about we try to skip all this powerblock stuff for one round?
Don't be silly Wipe. Powerblocks are here to stay FOREVER!!!
Seems like it's bound to end with stagnation every round. When are they gonna do anything about it?
In the mean time on PA HQ
It's awsome Zeus. You ever felt this succesfull in yoru entire life?
We're the kings Spinner. After round 8, let's shut down PA run of to the Bahamas and spend our millions

 

by CD
6-16-02
HC's encounter problems all the time
The forum's been up for two days and is already eating tons of bandwith. What the hell's going on Wipe?
hmmm... maybe it has something to do with that new guy...
you mean that Silent kid? How's it possible for one man to make this many posts?
I've never seen so many one-liners in my entire life. We're gonna have to start removing threads within a week
Home at Silent's no one has seen the sun for 48 hours.
If I stop going to the bathroom i think I can squeeze in 20 more posts a day, and if I stop sleeping for a week I can be author of 34% of the daily posts for atleast another month

 

by CD
6-16-02
Handle realises a treath to his reputation
What? Some new guy has more posts than me? Doesn't he know I'm the true spammer of NoS forums!!!
Silent however is very awake.
What! What's this? That Handle guy is trying to catch up with my forum posting!!! This has to be dealt with
Dingo tries to explain the situation to his boss
I'm really sorry about the bandwith probs, it's just that a couple of forum-users decided to not sleep for a motnh and have a spam competition instead...
They eat spam on the computer? Wont that make the keyboard all messy?

 

by CD
6-16-02
As the responsible HC he is Dingo tries to controll the situation
This is insane they post faster than I can click the delete button! My keyboard is gonna overheat from this!!!
You have successfully deleted thread 6482
DOH! That was the LAST thing I needed, a compuetr burning from overtyping!
Dingo tells his sad story to Wipe
And that's when it started to get out of controll
I better ask CD to be BC again, that'll prolly fix it all.

 

by CD
6-16-02
An announcement from the NoS HC at Silent's place
Dingo: The forum will unfortunately be shut down for unknown time due to...hacking...stuff. The HCs urge all NoS members to go out and enjoy RL.. please
hmmm, I might just have enough time to run down to the grocery store and buy food for August then.
Handle recives the announcement as well
Dingo: we will put up the forums back up when...we.. errr..got the hacker..
That might just give me enough time to walk my dog a small trip around the building
A sunny day outside
DAMN! What if the forums get up while I'm out buying?!! Handle will get ahead!!
Crist! I completely forgot. What if the forums get back up while I'm out here!!! Silent will get 10k posts before me!!

 

by CD
6-16-02
Silent sure rocks at spamming
YES!!!!! Finally!!!! My 10 000th post. I'm gonna mail Dingo about it right now. He'll prolly give me my own forum
Dingo recieves Silent's ingenious idea
Silent: ...and I think every member with 10 000 posts should have their own forum
What is this guy thinking? Giving him his own forum? He must be out of his mind. Request D.E.N.I.E.D!!
Silent has recieved a mail from Dingo, maybe it's the reply to his request?
Dingo: ...and I seriously think you should go out your door and get a life...
Dingo doesn't seem that impressed. He's probably had alot of spammers before, but I will succeed them all!!! Let's see what he sais when I hit 20 000

 

by CD
6-16-02
Xanadu are explaining their IRC-server to Dingo
Xan HC: And on Xanadu-net you can use our latest bots. They truly rock, and have awsome point systems that are very populare with the players
I appreciate your offer mr. Xanadu, but NoS do not intend to share server with the rest of NewX
seems like Dingo has made up his mind
but.. I don't think you understand Dingo. Xan-net has great security and our techies are the best.
NoS have their own server with the VERY newest within bots and scripts... we have made up our mind
the key for #nos was.... wehavegreatbots wasn't it? I know the key for #HC-channel was ourserverrocksnewx atleast. I better call Wipey for the last 7 keys
welcome to NoS server, all keys are in announcement, bots will be up before round start... we hope... have a nice day

 

by CD
6-16-02
NoS HC realises that to be able to match the NewX server they need a head techie
and hereby Anakin, I promote you to our lead techy. How does it feel?
thank you, thank you, THANK you WipeOut. I've been waiting for a promotion since I was...
...this is such a great honour and I promise I will not.....
yeah, yeah, relax man. Now this is what we want. A hot looking boot with a nice ass, multiple membership commands, an attack system that let s you find your ideal target....
it must, ceck activity, send defence, arrange parties, have a nice personality, be gentle to newbies yet advanced enough for seniors
righto boss, give me a few minutes and I'll have something figured out that'll make Xan look like... a box of chocolates. And I'll call it.... Laetitia!

 

by CD
6-16-02
Think Ani, THINK! You know you know this. just tryyyy to remember.... Oh damn, why did I promise all that to Wipey in the first place?
Only one thing to do, I'll have to call Blanko and ask him for help, he always knows what to do when you're stuck with these problems
Blanko got a call got a call
Anakin: ...and i was kinda wondering... how would YOU spell Laetitia?
errrm

 

by CD
6-16-02
Anakin tells Dingo about the slight changes in the original plans
I had to cut a bit down on the utilities in exchange for a proper connection.
so what can this bot actually do now?
well...it can invite you into channels and.....stuff....
but it's gonna work right? I mean, when it does that little it should atleast function 24/7 without problems
of course, that's the least I can do. This baby will never fail, people will talk about NoS-net everywhere, and the members will sit home at their comps and not have words to describe it
Great, seems like nothing can go wrong then, good job Anakin...

 

by CD
6-16-02
In the home of a random NoSer
errrr...
welcome to NoS-net we are currently unable to find you username, your requested channels, your notify list, your connection or your e-mail adress, have a nice day
Another random NoSer
ummm...
NoS-net are unable to find the bot you're looking for. We have however recognised you as a hacker and have saved your IP adress, home adress and phone number for later interrogation, have a nice day
And at the last random NoSer's home
what the...?
we're afraid your account have been deleted by Laetitia while adding your defence points. Don't call us with further questions, we will call you

 

by CD
6-17-02
Biggie is making a well forumlated proposition to Irvine
If you don't pull your finger out of your ass and promotes a new HC I'll twat your planet you skunk!
I'll bash your head in with my keyboard if you don't stop yelling to your God. Remember that I created your mama!
The two HCs continue their reasonable arguments and agrees on a compromise of some sort
If you don't stop talking about my mama I'll step down as an HC and prove to everyone what a pile of shit you are
You're asking for it you dipshit, I'm gonna delete your mother******* account from all of Virus for this
Biggie goes to AD to explain the situation
Biggie on AD:... and so I said, "Viper, will you please hire another HC?" but NOOOOO, Viper HAD to delete my account that little...
!

 

by CD
6-17-02
Viper explains his diplomatic view point for Irvine
You better put Biggie back as an HC, or I'll fart all over your dinner table, you waste of sperm!
You don't dare do anything to me you ****sucking cucumber!
so now I'm removing you fat ass from Virus forever, and I'll never allow your anal probed butthole in this alliance again
you big ***** you don't dare **** my ***** and I'll ***** you all over so HAH!
Viper on AD: and now he has deleted my account as well, all I tried to do was save you Biggie, but now we're both thrown out
!

 

by CD
6-17-02
Everyone expresses their oppinion on the public AD issues
Random AD user 1: Irvine sucks
Random AD user 2: I always knew Irvine was ghey
Random AD user 3: I'm really sorry for you Biggie, you must be going through such a hard time now
Random AD user 4: Irvine is such an incompetent, rotten, lasy twat of an HC. He has crushed Biggie's complete PA career
MUAHAHA!! After I've replied to all the AD posts I'll be have an even higher post-count than than Hobbierouge, and it wont even LOOK like spamming

 

by CD
6-17-02
two average AD users typing among themselves
you heard the latest news? Irvine stepped down as HC for Virus
Yeah, I heard, what will happen to Virus now? You think it'll disband?
No need to worry, Virus is now in the hands of the two competent HCs Biggie and Viper, appearantly they were more populare than Irvine
kinda sad this all had to end as a popularity contest, however it was in the nature of Virus all the time. it's a good thing Biggie and Viper are back in atleast, they must be very pleasantly surprise
You're a GENIOUS Biggie. Now that we're rid of irvine we have all of Virus just for ourselves. And no one has seen through our evil scheme
yeah I know, everything went perfect, however I can't shake the feeling that some guy out there might be on to us.....

 

by CD
6-17-02
Zeus recieves a mail from a certain galaxy
some guy: and that's when i realised my gal was using bot planets, and I came straight over here to tell you
Zeus: bots? Do you mean someone are cheating on Planetarion?
It's Killmark that's in charge, and he has as much as 493 bots up and running.
Oh my god. This must be dealt with immedeately!
Zeus: We have done alot of intel work and monitored hundreds of planets, and we've discovered multiple bots. As the man-of-action I am I've immedeately deleted all the planets.
!

 

by CD
6-18-02
Dingo and Wipe are having one of their discussions
Ely has it, Rock has it, Virus has it, it's a part of the natural evolution of every alliance Dingo
I don't know Wipe, i think it kinda takes the seriousness out of the situation
aaaawww, come on. What do you have to loose? Having our own radio stattion is not gonna harm anyone is it? What can possibly go wrong?
I guess you have a point. Listening to some quality music as you launch your fleets might actually do them some good
Kez: Boy this song rocks. I've requested it 10 times already tonight and it's getting better and better
My lonleyness is killing me, and myyyyy, I must confess, I still believe, STILL BELIEVE....

 

by CD
6-19-02
CD: aaaawww, damn, the problem with writing these comics is that i run out of ideas too fast
Zyrkx: I wanna be in the comic
I need someone new to spice it up, some idiot that everyone can laugh at, someone TRULY pathetic
Zyrkx: I wanna be in the comic
now where the hell can I find a complete twat to write about in the next strips? Someone SO stupid it's impossible not to feel sorry for him.... think CD, THINK!
Zyrkx: I wanna be in the comic

 

by CD
6-19-02
CD: aaah, time to do some serious BCing again now, I think I'll just logg into NoS net and start recieving the inevitable PMs
PING, PING, PING, PING, PING, PING PM count 6
wow, we have this much incoming? It's a good thing i logged on, I better to work straight away.... wait a sec...
NoS player 1: Got any more comics CD? NoS player 2: Can't you make a comic of me next? NoS player 3: When you gonna make any new comics? NoS player 4: that comic about me..
wonder how many nails I can fit into my forehead at once.

 

by CD
7-21-02
Pre-round 7
Farming is becoming a serious problem Zeus. The intellectual players wants us to do something about it.
You're right Spinner, we need to do something fast, or we'll loose even more good players.
I got it! Why don't we.... make it ILLEGAL!!!
You're ingenious Spinner, let's announce it on overview as the first thing they see when they logg on!
And this round farming is ILLEGAL!
oh boy, they've really brought out the comfy chair this time

 

by CD
7-21-02
I'm sorry to say it Spinner, but people are still farming.
WHAT!!? This can't be, but... we put it in overview!
Well, appearantly not that many cares wether it's in overview or not.
How dare they denie overview?!!! We'll show them Zeus, it's time we bring someone new into PA HQ!
and so I hereby promote you to our Farm Hunter!!!! You'll be given ultimate access to all the 1337 PA HQ stuff as long as you keep on fighting farming! Any questions?
Thx alot mistah Spinner. I'll be doing my best, there's only one question.

 

by CD
7-21-02
Should I close the farms... or the farmers?
Well, it IS called a farm hunter, so putting it that way I shoudl be taking the farms, but the farmers are usually the bigger guys, and they're the ones profiting
errrr
but we might not want to cause to much unrest. Cause if it turns out that all the top galaxies are farming we might lok some very important core members, however the average player will mean that

 

by CD
7-21-02
The new overview announced farm cops in action
You there! What do you think you're doing?
Yeh: I'm merely being the best Planetarion player ever, and today I'm gonna get roids in a new ingenious way!!
Are you aware that you're attacking this planet with only 55 pods? that is a clear violation of the anti-farming policy that was announced on overview
Well, that's the ingenious part of my plan, he's sent his fleet to attack my m8, and now I can harvest roids from him and indirectly from my pal! Aint I just the best Planetarion player ever?
I aint falling for that kind of bullcrap mr... Yeh, I'm closing your account for farming on behalf of the new Farm hunter, hopefully that will also destroy your ego and make you go do something else.
but, but ,but I don't think you realise, I'm the smartest Planetarion player ever, I've been in top gals every single round, I have followers all over the place, I'm the most populare guy on AD!!

 

by CD
7-21-02
The Big question of the round..... Who to delete this time?
Excellent Spinner, the traditions shouldn't stop, we've every round sent a message to the public by deleting a top galaxy or planet hehe, wich one did u have in mind this time Spinner?
Nothing less, than one of the most prominent galaxies in the universe (wich btw might destroy FLTVT's chance to win this round) 21:4!!!!
But Spinner, we closed Darki's planet last round, don't you think we should let these NoS guys alone? Wont it seem a bit sucipcious if we pick on the same guys every round?
nonsense Zeus. These guys are used to taking the crap, no one ever liked them since round 4. Vish is already creating a page with the login details of some of the planets. We'll be publishing it soon.
Ok, sorry then. I just thought it'd be a bit unfair, but you got a point. Everyone expects NoS to play dirty anyway. this way we'll atleast not blow our cover

 

by CD
7-23-02
This silly narrator dude sums up some stuff about round 7
...and as fleet after fleet of FLVT ships bombed their pitifull planets, one NoSer after the other turned towards RL, and stopped caring so much who had roids and who had none
Slowly NoS stopped attacking , and the few active BCs left had enough work trying to cover the daily incoming, no one really thought much about attacks at all. Untill thse two guys came along....
as if this wasn't obvious
Nemein: so Ibis, what should we do today?
Ibis: well, why don't we change the outcome of round 7 by enforcing huge NoS attacks on top flvt gals to bash them out and re-instore the sparkle that'll make people wanna play PA again

 

by CD
7-23-02
Nemein: Well, that's ingenious Ibis, I wonder why no one thought of doing that before.
Ibis: They're probably not as intelligent as us you know. I already got the battle plan figured out.
Ibis: We'll start on a top 30 galaxy and as more people gets interested we work our way up the ranking, untill we in the end crush the biggest FLVT gals.
so... what do you think...?
Well, that's ingenious Ibis, I wonder why no one thought of doing that before.

 

by CD
7-23-02
then this narrator guy explains a little again.... can you guess who it's suppose to be? :P
And so the two saints arranged an attack on the average top 30 150 million FLVT galaxy. They made scans, a nice attack room, and got ready to notice the channels to announce this wonderfull revolution
Nemein: It's 1 AM Ibis, shouldn't we tell people about the attack soon? They're starting to send defence and go to bed.
Ibis: My dear Nemein, it's obvious why I'm the leader of this operation, we have to wait untill the FLVTers have gone to bed, or they'll get defence too easy. I suggest we start informing around 2 AM
I PMed two guys earlier, and hinted that there might be a huge NoS attack tonight, I bet they've been spreading the word already. It's gonna be such a huge success, we'll be famous Ibis!
I know Nemein. FLVT will never know what hit them. MUAHAHAH!!! (Evil voice) *and THIS IS ONLY THE BEGGINING!!!*

 

by CD
7-23-02
The day after the attack, on the dreaded NoS forums, Nemein expresses his oppinion about NoS attacking habits.
Nemein: How dare you call yourself NoSers? Here me and my good friend Ibis set up an attack to change the destiny of this world, and you manage to screw it up!
!
... 7 people joined!!!! S.E.V.E.N!!! Do you seriously think we can take over the universe with 7 people? These flvt gals are huge... we're talking 200 mil here, and 7 people sums up those who cares?
who are these guys?
--next time we expect some serious participation from you guys, this can't keep up, if you want to win this war you HAVE to take some resonsibility. Next time we DEMAND cooperation!
win this war?

 

by CD
7-24-02
Our favourite Xanadu BC is bored today.
NTRabbit: Boy am I bored today. Xanadu has lost the round again, and it's really not fun to BC there any more. I guess I'll take a look at AD, and see what's going on there.
1 hour later
aaaawwww, I've been reading here for atleast 2 hours, and there's no good flame threads up! I was really looking forward to some serious condom tossing tonight.
"Well, if you're gonna get something done you have to do it yourself" as they say. Wonder who I can flame.... wonder who I can blame the whole round on? What is the most realistic choice?

 

by CD
7-24-02
NTRabbit: It shouldn't be that hard. Just find someone to flame, and dig up some dirt on them. There has to be tons of players out there to blame...
fatboydave is kinda last week, Anakin is gettign dull as well...., wait a minute! Anakin! That gave me the best idea!!!
Unbelievable!!! it's been almost a round, and there's hardly ANY NoS flames here at all. That means.... I can write the FIRST one of the round! I'LL BE FAMOUS!!! ok, ok relax. Breath first, then type

 

by CD
7-24-02
NTRabbit: Let me see, what did they do this round? hmmmm... well first of all, I'll start with the server thing... hehe, this is gonna be the best flame ever.
no,no,no, wait a sec there. I'll do a new twist, I'll start by talking as if everyone LOVED NoS! That'll make my thread even better! Boy am I the best flamer of the round or what?!!
NTRabbit's post: there is even a quote of Syn_Sid mentioning the difference between an alliance and a NAP with NoS (Storebo's sig). They attack their allies, they betray their allies.
INGENIOUS!!! best piece of art ever quoted imo. This was intro enough, now I'll blame NoS for.... lets's start with 11th of September

 

by CD
7-24-02
NTRabbit: MUAHAHAHAHA!!! The reputation of NoS is crumbling before my hands!!! I'm the master of flames, the emperor of twisted facts!!! Ok, ok, relax now, finish the post first, laugh later
NTRabbit's post: noS are a bunch of cheaters, they always have, and always will be!
hmmm, it's needs a bit more convincing twist. Oh,oh,oh I got it! I know what to write now!
NTRabbit's post: Entire NewX was blamed when the almost 100% NoS galaxy 21:4 was deleted. NoS managed to sneak away from the blame, ergo THEY were the real cheaters. Why would they else not stand up?
best logical move ever to be read on AD. Thank YOU God, for giving me such a gifted intellect that I can dig up dirt from nothing. I bet I'm almost as smart as Yeh.

 

by CD
7-24-02
You wont believe how many of these I get
Playetz: make a cartoon where I'm really sexy..ok CD?
Diabz: And on with me too! You'll get a shiny voice in #vts :P, and and and, you have to include Dennis, or he'll be mad.
I have to admit, I'm cheap, I'd do most things for a voice :)
CD: But I don't even know Dennis.
Doesn't matter, just make him say: PLAYETZ AND DIABZ ARE MORE SEXY
Now let's get back to the plot
Denniz: Playetz and Diabz are more sexy!
Playetz: Look mum, I'm sexy in a comic!!

 

by CD
7-24-02
wow, this became one fat strip
NTRabbit: and so... the final touch
NTRabbit's post: http://pirate.planetarion.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=142173&perpage=50&pagenumber=1
so......now I've done that. Written a 3k word essay on how much NoS sux. I'll just sit here and wait for the fame, and pld's to roll in... or.....
I'm bored of this guy now. He made me laugh though. Hope you liked him too :)
I can start preparing: Next round's NoS Flame!! let's see... "Every single round, NoS has backstabbed their allies." that's a good start. "they cheat and lie and their BCs suck...."

 

by CD
8-05-02
The creator himself has some well chosen words it seems
This is my last comic...it's not a particulary funny one. I just felt I needed to make a goodbye comic to thank all of you.
All those that read these comics and laughed, or atleast smiled. You've made my PA career alot better. I especially wanna give out thanks for all the compliments I've recieved on these strips.
Goodbye then. I love ya all.

 

by CD
3-05-03
Here's that silly narrator guy again.
Guess what! That's right, I bet you're not really surprised at all. For those slower guys I'll explain better, CD is kinda back for PA
CD found himself bored one week, and then contacted some old Planetarion friends, and before he knew it he was promising he'd start a planet again, and even join NoS
that however did not prove to be as easy as he'd thought.
Archi: I've made this completely new recruitment policy CD, and you're going to be the first one to go through it. NoS has advanced allot since you left you see.

 

by CD
3-05-03
You might want to get these points straight if you ever want a chance with the big guys
Archi will now explain to us how to become a member of the elite alliance NoS prior to round 8.
Archi: Hi, I'm Archi, and these are the steps every old NoS member, and some new ones has to follow to become a member of NoS prior to round 8
Archi: You'll start out in Anoubis and stay there untill you've proven your activity, sucked up to enough officers, posted on the forums, sent defence, got a big planet, joined attacks...
Archi:You have to be liked by the other members, loved by the executives, feared by your enemies and then you have to catch me online some time between 1 AM and 1:05 AM on Tuesdays.
Archi: once you've passed all that, you'll be accepted into...Anarchy! Wich is our new semi-NoS wing, for those who are not Anoubis, and not yet NoS. To get promoted from Anarchy you have to....
basically, writing comics is not enough any more.

 

by CD
3-05-03
A new potential planetarion star enters #nos
ummm, hello. I'm an average 18 year old guy with plenty of money, a fast internet connection and no social life looking to devote my life to planetarion...he-hello? anyone here?
"we don't exist" means we don't talk to nobodies
I'd like to speak to an op about recruiting me. I'm American but like to stay awake at European times so I'm basically available 24 hours a day, and I'm considered a genious within math...ummm, hello?
I almost feel sorry for him myself, but that's profesional PA playing for ya.
umm, people? I heard you're the best alliance in Planetarion this round, and thought I'd devote my life to you. I just need 2 minutes with one op. Just a single op, or a voiced guy, or anyone...hello?

 

by CD
3-05-03
IRC course for dummies and NoS members
There are however reasons they can't let anyone into NoS any more, next to me hear stands one of them. She is the first real obstacle to face once you're inside the system. This is "Laetitia the bot"
Don't let her innocent looks fool ya, cause Laetitia is not like P or that other amateur stuff. Show commands laetitia!
I'm Laetitia, if you want to be a part of NoS you will simply have to follow my commands, and things will go fine: step 1. Type Helpme laetitia (that was easy wasn't it?) Step 2. Type.....
Step 475: Tell laetitia the age of Napoleon III at his 34th birthday. Step 476: Tell laetitia the name of the last man to climb Mt. Everest....step 500:Tell Laetitia your e-mail adress and have fun.
Most people are basically incapable of having fun after the introduction to Laetitia and so only the "finest" of the finest actually ever get to use NoS-net. If you need a techie, good luck!

 

by CD
3-08-03
introducing Wing Executive Kal.
What defines a thorough alliance? One that controlls your life in every way? or maybe affects your political oppinion? NoS is thorough in its very own way. Kal here will explain a bit more clear.
Kal: Our wing dedicated to thoroughness is ironically enough called Anarchy, and is basically made to created compromises between players and NoS
it's true. You can't just leave NoS like that
Kal: It's almost impossible to join NoS, but even worse to leave. If you ever desire to go out and experience rl we'll immedeately stop you and deport you to Anarchy.
Cause in Anarchy you can endure both rl stuff AND PA, AT ONCE! It's a wing dedicated to those with lifes and ambitions. Anarchy members are allowed to sleep, study, work, party, and even have friends
Hope that cleared it out for you
Kal: We can even eat cake!
so the day you feel like go visit your gf and therefor can no longer be elite NoS you can simply join Anarchy and keep your normal life. Anarchy is devoted to PA players that don't like the game

 

by CD
3-17-03
NoS has an awsome atmosphere
xy: AAAARRRGH! You better start making more comics RIGHT NOW!!!
I'm sorry Xy, I have to wait for the proper inspiration
We all speak our minds to each other and still remain friends
Epcy: So you want to advance from Anoubis? I'd make more comics if I was you then!
I'm sorry Epcy. If I just start making them all the time they're gonna become really bad.
Even the Senior staff are understanding and caring. Happy now?
Felagund: We might have to kick you completely from NoS unless you make some more comics, no one really likes you for your personality or your 100 roid planet you know!
ok, ok. I'll make one. But it's gonna be really stupid. And you're not gonna laugh of it.

 

by CD
3-21-03
There's nothing more exciting than the first promotion from Anoubis after round start. Now we'll finally see wich NoSlings made the cut.
One week from today we'll decide on the first people to be put on trial for promotion from Anoubis
Excited NoSlings: Oh goodie! We're finally gonna make it out of this hole. Just one week and we'll be cruising with the big guys.
Every NoSling prepares himself in his own special way
Random NoSling: I know I'm gonna be super active the coming week. Gonna chat every night untill way past my bed time. How do you think they'll pick out the best ones?
Another NoSling: Well, they're one of the best alliances this round, so I bet it's in some fancy way. Probably bots monitoring our activity and checking how much we talk when we're online!
Why not just take the guy with most matching socks?
Hathor: So Archi. How ARE we gonna decide who will make it and not? I mean there are so many things we should look at, so much work we must prepare...
I'll start by taking some days of, and when I come back I'll simply pick out those with the coolest names from a list. Cool names means cool people.

 

by CD
3-21-03
The big day arrives...
The list of Anoubis members put on trial for promotion is: Unknown guy1, unknown guy2, Ellep, some more unknown guys, a guy you've seen online once in a while.
Random NoSling: Who are all this poeple? Why were they promoted? They don't appear that much on the top 10 active list.
Archi explains the situation to frustrated Anoubis members
United NoSlings: What kind of scam is this? Why were those guys promoted? What are your measurments anyway? We demand some answers!
I understand you might be sad and dissapointed, but it's only matter of access to another room, nothing important. besides none of you had a chance to be promoted anyway.
Take for instance Ellep. He's had access to #nos for many weeks already, it was just common sense to promote him before any of you!
What? But that's idiotic! Why did Ellep have that access in the first place? Why haven't these guys been assesed before now? Who's in charge of this system?

 

by CD
3-21-03
Some undercover conversations regarding NoS' promotion issues. Starring Ellep and WE Hathor
Ellep: I must admit Hathor, I don't really get the system. I've had access to #nos for weeks.
Hathor: Yeah I know Ellep. That's why you're being promoted now so we can finally make it official.
So earlier, I haven't officially had access to #nos? I almost thought I was a part of Illuminati with my treatment.
We could atleast not promote someone else before we had got your promotion done. Since you've been in that channel for weeks it's a bout time we start assesing you.
Isn't this a bit of time wasting? I mean, you could've assesed me long time ago. My activity hasn't really changed drastically. You really sure other Anoubis members will just swallow this?
...Archi's the boss, I aint touching this mess with a ten feet long pole.

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